# What Is The Most Bizarre Sexual Request You've Received From A Partner? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 15, 2006, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766 "2006-08-15T03:24:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Excalibre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Excalibre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Excalibre)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766/41 "2006-08-15T19:59:19Z")
[QUOTE=cmkeller] While I’m sure there’s such a thing a four-bean salad, the more common “x-bean salad” is three-bean salad. And of course, Thousand Island dressing is a very common salad dressing. So three-bean salad :: Thousand Island dressing, four-bean salad :: 1,333 Island dressing. Not my best attempt at humor, I guess. Sorry. [/QUOTE] I laughed. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Licentious\_Ectomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5e9695/32.png) [@Licentious\_Ectomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Licentious_Ectomorph)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766/42 "2006-08-15T20:01:36Z")
Okay. Well, not that anyone asked, but my bean salad has green beans, yellow beans, kidney beans, and chick peas. Plus chopped onions. Marinated in vinegar, corn oil and sugar . It’s fabulous. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766/43 "2006-08-15T20:13:30Z")
[QUOTE=Excalibre] I laughed. 🙂 [/QUOTE] And _I’m_ laughing that a sexual degeneracy thread has degenerated into a recipe thread! ---
**Author:** ![Excalibre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Excalibre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Excalibre)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766/44 "2006-08-15T20:14:12Z")
[QUOTE=Licentious Ectomorph] Okay. Well, not that anyone asked, but my bean salad has green beans, yellow beans, kidney beans, and chick peas. Plus chopped onions. Marinated in vinegar, corn oil and sugar . It’s fabulous. 🙂 [/QUOTE] I guess the sadistic part is the chickpeas? ---
**Author:** ![Licentious\_Ectomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5e9695/32.png) [@Licentious\_Ectomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Licentious_Ectomorph)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766/45 "2006-08-15T20:15:22Z")
[QUOTE=Ellen Cherry] And _I’m_ laughing that a sexual degeneracy thread has degenerated into a recipe thread! [/QUOTE] Sexual degenerates gotta eat too, ya know. :dubious: 😉😃 ---
**Author:** ![ShelliBean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@ShelliBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShelliBean)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766/46 "2006-08-15T20:16:10Z")
I’m always the one that gets the “Umm, yeah. Can we do that next time?” What the hell? Do I just find the most vanilla guys out there? ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766/47 "2006-08-15T20:25:07Z")
Licentous Ectomorph: > [@](#): > > Sexual degenerates gotta eat too, ya know. They do??? :eek: So that’s why the sexual degenerates I’d been keeping in my terrarium keep dying! :smack: (Runs out to get ingredients for four-bean salad) ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766/48 "2006-08-15T20:46:05Z")
Probably the one who liked public sex. I’m a reasonably private person, so doing it doggie-style while she was bent over the hood of the car in the Pike Place Parking Garage in the middle of the day was a bit of an adventure for me. I kept wanting to wave to cars as they drove by in the next aisle. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766/49 "2006-08-15T20:47:45Z")
[QUOTE=Push You Down] A lot girls like to call me daddy. I just accept it now. [/QUOTE] I’ve had enough women call me Daddy that it no longer seems weird to me. However, the fact that one was ten years my senior was interesting. Even more interesting was that she programmed her cell phone to report calls from me as Daddy. I called her once, and when her daughter happened to see the call, she said, “Um..isn’t Granddad dead?” ---
**Author:** ![Cerowyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Cerowyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cerowyn)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766/50 "2006-08-15T20:54:30Z")
[QUOTE=Licentious Ectomorph] I went to a BDSM picnic over the weekend, and that’s pretty much exactly it. [/QUOTE] Pffft. [My next weekend.](http://www.dssg.org/camp.htm) ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766/51 "2006-08-15T21:02:52Z")
[QUOTE=silenus] Probably the one who liked public sex. I’m a reasonably private person, so doing it doggie-style while she was bent over the hood of the car in the Pike Place Parking Garage in the middle of the day was a bit of an adventure for me. I kept wanting to wave to cars as they drove by in the next aisle. [/QUOTE] Just set up flares next time. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766/52 "2006-08-15T21:22:42Z")
I’ve never been asked to do anything weird. That, however, is more due to the fact that I don’t consider that many sexual acts to be weird. It’s more likely to be a somewhat normal-seeming one that gets me. ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766/53 "2006-08-15T21:32:08Z")
Current Google ad: “Garage Parking Guide” I’m wondering how useful that would have been to **silenus** if he’d had one beforehand. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766/54 "2006-08-15T21:46:18Z")
[QUOTE=Ellen Cherry] And _I’m_ laughing that a sexual degeneracy thread has degenerated into a recipe thread! [/QUOTE] Don’t my “I Love Lucy” jokes rate a mention? \ \ ---
**Author:** ![Push\_You\_Down](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/push_you_down/32/9095_2.png) [@Push\_You\_Down](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Push_You_Down)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766/55 "2006-08-15T23:22:04Z")
I laughed Bosda. ---
**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2006, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766/56 "2006-08-16T00:42:13Z")
The description I was given of the BDSM potluck I was invited to was, “Everyone brings a dish, we eat, then we all have BDSM sex in a great big group on a bunch of matresses pushed together in the middle of the living room.” :eek: That does not happen to be my particular kink so I declined, but I would like to go on record right now and say that there is absolutely nothing wrong with having sex in public. It has to be done with someone who understands and/or shares that kink though, because one of my exes freaked out and had a panic attack because he was afraid we would get caught. Wimp. ---
**Author:** ![DooWahDiddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9bcb4/32.png) [@DooWahDiddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DooWahDiddy)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2006, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766/57 "2006-08-16T01:24:44Z")
[QUOTE=pbbth] The description I was given of the BDSM potluck I was invited to was, “Everyone brings a dish, we eat, then we all have BDSM sex in a great big group on a bunch of matresses pushed together in the middle of the living room.” :eek: That does not happen to be my particular kink so I declined, but I would like to go on record right now and say that there is absolutely nothing wrong with having sex in public. It has to be done with someone who understands and/or shares that kink though, because one of my exes freaked out and had a panic attack because he was afraid we would get caught. Wimp. [/QUOTE] You’re into public sex, musical theatre, and PBS? How _you_ doin? ---
**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2006, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766/58 "2006-08-16T02:11:38Z")
I’m doin good, baby, how \*you \* doin? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2006, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766/59 "2006-08-16T02:52:46Z")
Get a room, you two. Or a parking garage. Whichever. 😃 Nothing that would measure up. I guess I’m boring. I did have sex with my first girlfriend in the cornfield at her parents’ farm. That was kind of hot. Nobody could possibly have seen us, but we were in bright sunlight and saw the sky. Highly erotic. Then again, that was the weekend of my first sexual experience so **eeeeeeeeeverything** was highly erotic. Raking the freakin’ leaves was a turn-on. 🙂 Cartooniverse ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2006, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766/60 "2006-08-16T03:53:59Z")
My girlfriend wanted to have sex at her father’s office–he was an MD–on an exam table. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766.md?page=4)