# What is the Most Expensive Food There Is?

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**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [January 21, 2003, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-expensive-food-there-is/149922 "2003-01-21T02:17:58Z")\
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**Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-expensive-food-there-is/149922/41 "2003-01-22T00:54:31Z")

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The most expensive food is wedding cake. Im still paying for it ten years later.

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**Author:** ![X\_Slayer\_ALE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/bbe5ce/32.png) [@X\_Slayer\_ALE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/X_Slayer_ALE)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-expensive-food-there-is/149922/42 "2003-01-22T00:56:28Z")

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funny, I thought a wedding cake prevents you from having sex…

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**Author:** ![sleeping](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@sleeping](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleeping)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-expensive-food-there-is/149922/43 "2003-01-22T02:19:29Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by X~Slayer(ALE) \*  
> \*\*  
> A fresh lobster cooked with saffron, stuffed with truffles, topped with beluga caviar and accompanied by a bottle of 1990 Cristal Champagne. \*\*

Oh yeah:

> [@](#):
>
> _Stuffed Camel_
> 
> A filling breakfast to satisfy the largest appetite - best served in a tent in the Sahara. (Serves up to 250).  
> Ingredients
> 
> 1 medium camel.  
> 1 medium North African goat.  
> 1 spring lamb.  
> 1 large chicken  
> 1 egg  
> 450 cloves of garlic.  
> 1 bail of fresh coriander.  
> Method
> 
> Take the prepared checken and stuff with the egg, which should be hard boiled, and pad out with coriander.
> 
> Stuff the lamb with the chicken.
> 
> Stuff the goat with the lamb.
> 
> Stuff the camel with the goat. A pre-prepared camel is rather more convenient – don’t be afraid to ask your butcher. Spike with the garlic and brush with butter before cooking.
> 
> Spit over a charcoal fire in an arid desert area for best results.

Or (there lots of fun variations) :rolleyes: :

> [@](#):
>
> STUFFED CAMEL  
> Ingredients
> 
> 1 Medium - Camel  
> 1 Large - Lamb or young goat  
> 20 - Chickens  
> 5 dozen - Eggs  
> 12 Kg - Rice (26 lbs)  
> l Kg (2 lbs) - Almonds  
> 2 Kgs (5 lbs) - Pine Nuts  
> 110 (Imperial gallons) WATER - i.e. (137 US gallons)  
> 5 Tbsp - Ground Black Pepper  
> 1 Cup - Sea Salt  
> Few apples and dried dates to taste.
> 
> METHOD
> 
> 1.Cook the rice in the water until tender then drain and put aside, the rice should be used to stuff all space in cavities.
> 
> 1. Boil all the eggs until hard, let cool by soaking in cold water, then peel them all.
> 
> 2. Stuff the chickens with boiled eggs and rice (evenly). Add some Pine nuts and Almonds to the mix.
> 
> 3. Stuff the Lamb, or Goat, with as many of the Chickens you can and fill any remaining cavity with Rice.
> 
> 4. To stuff the Camel, place the stuffed Lamb in the main cavity then stuff the remaining space with apples, dates and Rice.
> 
> 5. Sew up (Catgut is good) or skewer to close cavity. Truss the Camel wherever necessary to contain the stuffing.
> 
> 6. All limbs below the knee, hooves and horns are discarded. Heads are only used to make a sauce from the brains.
> 
> Giblets, hearts and the kidneys are used to make a gravy type dip, of which I do not know the herbs and spices they used.
> 
> 1. Now place in a large enough oven  
> or, lash on to a large enough spit.  
> Cook at 325 F overnight in the oven turning every hour. or using the spit, ensure you have a small dish-mop soaked in melted shortening to baste the camel occasionaly as it is turning.
> 
> 2. When cooked, spread all the leftover rice over one of those gigantic trays you can rent from a Party supplier. Place the Camel on the rice and surround it with the remaining chickens and eggs.  
> Place the remaining nuts around the Camel, with remaining boiled eggs.  
> A tip is to parboil the nuts for 2 minutes, makes them tender and juicy.

😃

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**Author:** ![sleeping](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@sleeping](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleeping)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-expensive-food-there-is/149922/44 "2003-01-22T02:21:12Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by X~Slayer(ALE) \*  
> \*\*  
> A fresh lobster cooked with saffron, stuffed with truffles, topped with beluga caviar and accompanied by a bottle of 1990 Cristal Champagne. \*\*

Oh yeah:

> [@](#):
>
> _Stuffed Camel_
> 
> A filling breakfast to satisfy the largest appetite - best served in a tent in the Sahara. (Serves up to 250).  
> Ingredients
> 
> 1 medium camel.  
> 1 medium North African goat.  
> 1 spring lamb.  
> 1 large chicken  
> 1 egg  
> 450 cloves of garlic.  
> 1 bail of fresh coriander.  
> Method
> 
> Take the prepared checken and stuff with the egg, which should be hard boiled, and pad out with coriander.
> 
> Stuff the lamb with the chicken.
> 
> Stuff the goat with the lamb.
> 
> Stuff the camel with the goat. A pre-prepared camel is rather more convenient – don’t be afraid to ask your butcher. Spike with the garlic and brush with butter before cooking.
> 
> Spit over a charcoal fire in an arid desert area for best results.

Or (there lots of fun variations :rolleyes: ),

> [@](#):
>
> STUFFED CAMEL  
> Ingredients
> 
> 1 Medium - Camel  
> 1 Large - Lamb or young goat  
> 20 - Chickens  
> 5 dozen - Eggs  
> 12 Kg - Rice (26 lbs)  
> l Kg (2 lbs) - Almonds  
> 2 Kgs (5 lbs) - Pine Nuts  
> 110 (Imperial gallons) WATER - i.e. (137 US gallons)  
> 5 Tbsp - Ground Black Pepper  
> 1 Cup - Sea Salt  
> Few apples and dried dates to taste.
> 
> METHOD
> 
> 1.Cook the rice in the water until tender then drain and put aside, the rice should be used to stuff all space in cavities.
> 
> 1. Boil all the eggs until hard, let cool by soaking in cold water, then peel them all.
> 
> 2. Stuff the chickens with boiled eggs and rice (evenly). Add some Pine nuts and Almonds to the mix.
> 
> 3. Stuff the Lamb, or Goat, with as many of the Chickens you can and fill any remaining cavity with Rice.
> 
> 4. To stuff the Camel, place the stuffed Lamb in the main cavity then stuff the remaining space with apples, dates and Rice.
> 
> 5. Sew up (Catgut is good) or skewer to close cavity. Truss the Camel wherever necessary to contain the stuffing.
> 
> 6. All limbs below the knee, hooves and horns are discarded. Heads are only used to make a sauce from the brains.
> 
> Giblets, hearts and the kidneys are used to make a gravy type dip, of which I do not know the herbs and spices they used.
> 
> 1. Now place in a large enough oven  
> or, lash on to a large enough spit.  
> Cook at 325 F overnight in the oven turning every hour. or using the spit, ensure you have a small dish-mop soaked in melted shortening to baste the camel occasionaly as it is turning.
> 
> 2. When cooked, spread all the leftover rice over one of those gigantic trays you can rent from a Party supplier. Place the Camel on the rice and surround it with the remaining chickens and eggs.  
> Place the remaining nuts around the Camel, with remaining boiled eggs.  
> A tip is to parboil the nuts for 2 minutes, makes them tender and juicy.

😃

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