# What is the most unusual place... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 12, 1999, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-unusual-place/11194 "1999-11-12T19:01:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 1999, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-unusual-place/11194/1 "1999-11-13T06:57:00Z")
that you have done it? I have a couple of strange ones. I hope that other people have more unusual ones, like OpalCat. I figure she and Undead Dude had sex underneath the stage at Ricki Lake or something like that. šŸ˜‰ J/K I will start with a couple of my own. I said a drainage tunnel underneath the highway with Kurt already when I was in 7th grade. There was also behind the driers with Emily (one of the two girls that I had the misfortune of having sex with. Incidently, I only regret having had sex with the girls) at the laundromat in my apartment complex (ninth grade). In the bathroom on an airplane (by myself :(), in a fast food restaurant during the evening rush (gave a handjob to my husbear when we were with friends)ā€¦you have to love trench coats, on a dance floor at a popular gay club in San Antonio (thank Gods for trench coats againā€¦yet another hand job), in the Gulf of Mexico at night, in a local lake during the day, on my motherā€™s bed, on my sisterā€™s bed (neither of whom were home), in a church confessional with a monk (true story, that was irreverant and fun, priests are good in bed btw), various places outdoors camping and otherwise, in an empty freight elevator, and on an altar with a catholic priest (another irreverant but fun story). (In all of these instances other than the ones stated, I was above the legal age.) So, SDMBā€™ers where is the most unusual place that you have done it? I have more, but I they arenā€™t coming to my mind just now. HUGS! Sqrl * * * Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 1999, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-unusual-place/11194/2 "1999-11-12T19:01:00Z")
Taco Bell bathroom (amazingly enough, it was spotlessly clean). The lawn outside of a Baptist church. The roof of a bar at 4 AM on a Sunday. Oral sex on a Greyhound bus. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 1999, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-unusual-place/11194/3 "1999-11-12T19:07:00Z")
In a car behind the public libraryā€¦not so odd in itself, but it was next door to the police station, screened by a row of small trees. Drawing a blank on other odd places for myself right nowā€¦just note that a friend told me that he lost his virginity in an abandoned refrigerator. ---
**Author:** ![MadPoet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@MadPoet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPoet)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 1999, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-unusual-place/11194/4 "1999-11-12T20:12:00Z")
Train Station at 2AM. Greyhound Bus. Hood of my car while downtown. Wowā€¦ I wonder if I have a vehicle fetish. * * * [http://www.madpoet.com](http://www.madpoet.com) The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 1999, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-unusual-place/11194/5 "1999-11-12T20:40:00Z")
In a racquetball court at the college On a Greyhound, somewhere in MO On a golf course in upatate NY (7th green) ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 1999, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-unusual-place/11194/6 "1999-11-12T20:43:00Z")
itā€™s looking like a greyhound isnā€™t that unusual * * * Magnificent to behold - Greatly to be praised. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 1999, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-unusual-place/11194/7 "1999-11-12T20:43:00Z")
(P.S.) Just had to check out the Mad Poetā€™s website and make sure it wasnā€™t him on the Greyhound! šŸ˜‰ (It wasnā€™t) ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 1999, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-unusual-place/11194/8 "1999-11-12T20:46:00Z")
In a '75 Volkswagen. It is possible, but you have to be _determined._ ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 1999, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-unusual-place/11194/9 "1999-11-12T20:53:00Z")
> [@](#): > > In a '75 Volkswagen. It is possible, but you have to be determined. Try the back seat of an '86 Camero. ## There **isnā€™t** a back seat (not for adults. anyway). In the public restroom of a park. * * * You say ā€œcheesyā€ like thatā€™s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![MadPoet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@MadPoet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPoet)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 1999, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-unusual-place/11194/10 "1999-11-12T20:56:00Z")
> [@](#): > > In a '75 Volkswagen. It is possible, but you have to be determined. Shannon:ā€œI like to use that to have sex with them in a very uncomfortable place.ā€ Brodie:ā€œWhat, like the back of a volkswagon?ā€ * * * [http://www.madpoet.com](http://www.madpoet.com) The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 1999, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-unusual-place/11194/11 "1999-11-12T21:01:00Z")
In the ass. Oh, hell. THIS isnā€™t THE NEWLYWED GAMEā€¦ * * * Uke ---
**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 1999, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-unusual-place/11194/12 "1999-11-12T21:05:00Z")
The swimming pool in my apartment complex. It was in the middle of the afternoon and we were the only ones there. There was a wooden fence around the pool area, but several upper story apartments had a good view if anyone was looking (I donā€™t imagine anyone was). Luckily for us, no one came into the pool area while we were in action. Various parking lots (inside the car, not outside). Weā€™d retreat to the car sometimes if there was a wait for a table at a restaurant. Several times on trips with me driving, she would ā€˜entertainā€™ me in various ways. ---
**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 1999, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-unusual-place/11194/13 "1999-11-12T22:02:00Z")
We did this awhile ago, but Iā€™m always happy to share mine again: At a Billy Graham convention. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 1999, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-unusual-place/11194/14 "1999-11-12T22:19:00Z")
> [@](#): > > on an altar with a catholic priest Iā€™m guessing no oneā€™s going to top this one unless we get an alien abduction story. Me? Iā€™ll just say ā€œon stageā€ and leave off the details. ---
**Author:** ![saraam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@saraam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saraam)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 1999, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-unusual-place/11194/15 "1999-11-13T22:55:00Z")
In the bed of a pickup. In the middle of the afternoon. While someone else is driving it down the main drag of my suburban town. ---
**Author:** ![Melatonin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b3f665/32.png) [@Melatonin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melatonin)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 1999, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-unusual-place/11194/16 "1999-11-13T23:24:00Z")
On top of a dam. ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_of\_Finland](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2acd7d/32.png) [@Tom\_of\_Finland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_of_Finland)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 1999, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-unusual-place/11194/17 "1999-11-14T00:01:00Z")
So that was you in that trenchcoat, eh SqrlCub?? (wink, wink, nudge, nudge). Various handjobs/blowjobs in gay bar menā€™s rooms. On my dateā€™s desk at his office, after-hours of course (he wanted to show me where he workedā€¦and he worked it pretty good). Fucked a guy once underneath a train bridge while the train roared overheadā€¦kind of apocalyptic and surreal. Boisterous three-way on a beach volleyball court at 3am. Fucking on the living-room floor while ā€œThe Grinch Who Stole Christmasā€ played on the TVā€¦not an unusual place but kind of unusual anyway. ---
**Author:** ![The\_LION](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e7dd6/32.png) [@The\_LION](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_LION)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 1999, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-unusual-place/11194/18 "1999-11-14T02:26:00Z")
In the back of a full sized station wagon going down the freeway in heavy traffic. On the beach while camping overnight. In the middle of a self service storage lot in broad daylight. On a park bench in a public park at sunrise. In the bottom of an elevator shaft. Peace t lion ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 1999, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-unusual-place/11194/19 "1999-11-15T00:26:00Z")
I havenā€™t actually had sex in that many unusual places. The only ones that spring to mind: In the front seat of my sisterā€™s car, parked way out in the desert (no, my sister was not present, and sheā€™d kill me if she ever found out.) On the floor of my girlfriendā€™s grandmotherā€™s bedroom (again, her grandmother was not present, and again, sheā€™d kill us both if she ever found out.) Masturbation, on the other hand, is a completely different story. I have brought myself to orgasm in so many public places, fully clothed of course, that I have lost count. The only outward signs of this are that my hands, which on first glance appear to be folded demurely in my lap, are actually moving verrrrrry slightly, and that every once in a while, Iā€™ll bite my lower lip pretty hard. * * * God is dead. -Nietzsche Nietzsche is dead. -God Neitzsche is God. -Dead ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 1999, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-unusual-place/11194/20 "1999-11-16T03:44:00Z")
On an air mattress in the middle of a lake on a pool table while playing pool in a field of daffodils [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-unusual-place/11194.md?page=2)