# What is the name for an oval in a woman's top exposing cleavage? **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [May 8, 2007, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-name-for-an-oval-in-a-womans-top-exposing-cleavage/403298 "2007-05-08T20:36:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2007, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-name-for-an-oval-in-a-womans-top-exposing-cleavage/403298/21 "2007-05-10T20:08:27Z")
The Booby Hatch ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2007, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-name-for-an-oval-in-a-womans-top-exposing-cleavage/403298/22 "2007-05-10T20:13:44Z")
[QUOTE=KneadToKnow] Taco Bell. [/QUOTE] Oh, that’s disgusting. Funny, though. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2007, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-name-for-an-oval-in-a-womans-top-exposing-cleavage/403298/23 "2007-05-10T21:46:59Z")
Happy to help. In any disgusting way that I can. ---
**Author:** ![Shera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Shera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shera)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-name-for-an-oval-in-a-womans-top-exposing-cleavage/403298/24 "2007-05-11T04:38:10Z")
Here is an example of a non-slutty [keyhole shirt](http://www.roppe.com/images/collection/371-999.jpg). For what it’s worth, I typed “Keyhole Shirt” into google images and it came up with several that would be considered Notched by some. I personally consider a keyhole to be closed at the top. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-name-for-an-oval-in-a-womans-top-exposing-cleavage/403298/25 "2007-05-11T13:51:13Z")
In response to **Shera** ’s link: Am I the only one weirded out when shirts have boobs without benefit of having a girl inside them? I think that ranks second only to mannequins with nipples to me. ---
**Author:** ![essell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/34f0e0/32.png) [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-name-for-an-oval-in-a-womans-top-exposing-cleavage/403298/26 "2007-05-11T13:55:26Z")
[QUOTE=KneadToKnow] In response to **Shera** ’s link: Am I the only one weirded out when shirts have boobs without benefit of having a girl inside them? I think that ranks second only to mannequins with nipples to me. [/QUOTE] Just pretend you’re about to have sex with the Invisible Girl. Can we have some more links to cleavage please? ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-name-for-an-oval-in-a-womans-top-exposing-cleavage/403298/27 "2007-05-11T14:04:36Z")
[QUOTE=essell] Just pretend you’re about to have sex with the Invisible Girl. [/QUOTE] Sorry, but if the shirt is still on, the best I’m gonna be able to do is pretend I’m about to … oh, sorry. **GQ**. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-name-for-an-oval-in-a-womans-top-exposing-cleavage/403298/28 "2007-05-11T14:40:33Z")
[QUOTE=Antinor01] Now I’m just wondering what sort of key would fit the keyhole. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a ta-ta key…or maybe I did but just didn’t know what it was. [/QUOTE] Didn’t Madonna sing about this? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-name-for-an-oval-in-a-womans-top-exposing-cleavage/403298/29 "2007-05-11T14:59:08Z")
> [@](#): > > Didn’t Madonna sing about this? I thought it was Melanie, in “Brand New Key”. ---
**Author:** ![ASAKMOTSD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/919ad9/32.png) [@ASAKMOTSD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASAKMOTSD)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-name-for-an-oval-in-a-womans-top-exposing-cleavage/403298/30 "2007-05-11T16:16:04Z")
[QUOTE=KneadToKnow] … oh, sorry. **GQ**. [/QUOTE] Since you already “broke the wall” on GQ, I wanted to suggest that itl was perhaps the new [Ford Oval](http://www.collegegear.com/sf/stores/product_images/231221.jpg)😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-name-for-an-oval-in-a-womans-top-exposing-cleavage/403298/31 "2007-05-11T19:37:30Z")
> [@](#): > > What is the name for an oval in a woman’s top exposing cleavage? “Proof That God Loves Us.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-name-for-an-oval-in-a-womans-top-exposing-cleavage/403298.md?page=1)