# What is the Oldest Alcoholic Beverage You Own?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 30, 2013, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-oldest-alcoholic-beverage-you-own/659681 "2013-05-30T03:03:01Z")\
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**Post date:** [May 31, 2013, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-oldest-alcoholic-beverage-you-own/659681/41 "2013-05-31T21:18:44Z")

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The Belgian Dubbel in the secondary fermenter under my living-room table is 7 1/2 days old.

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**Post date:** [May 31, 2013, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-oldest-alcoholic-beverage-you-own/659681/42 "2013-05-31T21:22:18Z")

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> [@ataraxy22](#):
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> I have a couple of Soviet-era bottles of vodka that were acquired from the exchange student that lived with my family in 1990, but\*\* are possibly even older than that.\*\*

Given the way the Soviets went through vodka, though, probably not.

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**Post date:** [May 31, 2013, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-oldest-alcoholic-beverage-you-own/659681/43 "2013-05-31T21:27:14Z")

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Does anyone ever really _own_ an alcoholic beverage?

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**Post date:** [June 1, 2013, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-oldest-alcoholic-beverage-you-own/659681/44 "2013-06-01T18:48:22Z")

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I have a bottle of Chambord I got last Christmas. It’s the only liquor in the house, so it’s the oldest.

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**Post date:** [June 1, 2013, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-oldest-alcoholic-beverage-you-own/659681/45 "2013-06-01T19:49:23Z")

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Some cooking wine my mom bought some time this year, that was made this time this year. Unless the last bits of the first real vanilla extract we’ve bought in years is older.

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**Post date:** [June 1, 2013, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-oldest-alcoholic-beverage-you-own/659681/46 "2013-06-01T20:23:59Z")

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My mom and her husband have been dead for nearly a decade. I gave them a bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue Label for Christmas. I retrieved it after she died. I still have it, unopened. Not being sentimental; I just don’t want to open a $160 bottle of sauce until I can sit back and appreciate it.

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**Post date:** [June 1, 2013, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-oldest-alcoholic-beverage-you-own/659681/47 "2013-06-01T20:29:07Z")

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I have a bottle of Everclear I picked up on a trip to Tijuana in 1991. I think it’s had about 3 shots worth taken out.

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**Post date:** [June 1, 2013, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-oldest-alcoholic-beverage-you-own/659681/48 "2013-06-01T20:31:38Z")

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Oh, yeah… My sister bought me a bottle of Everclear for Christmas sometime in the '90s. Still have that somewhere.

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**Post date:** [June 2, 2013, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-oldest-alcoholic-beverage-you-own/659681/49 "2013-06-02T00:22:25Z")

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From what I remember of Everclear, one shot will keep you drunk for a year.

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**Post date:** [June 2, 2013, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-oldest-alcoholic-beverage-you-own/659681/50 "2013-06-02T01:28:08Z")

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There’s an unopened Crown Royal in my freezer that my husband got for his 21st birthday. He’s 43 now.

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**Post date:** [June 2, 2013, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-oldest-alcoholic-beverage-you-own/659681/51 "2013-06-02T01:47:08Z")

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> [@Rhiannon8404](#):
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> There’s some tequila that I’m not sure where it came from in the liquor cabinet. I think it was from when we used to be friends with this couple and they brought a bottle over. We stopped being friends with them in 2008.

I have a partial bottle of tequila with an identical story. Same year and everything.

Probably the oldest would be root beer schnapps from around 2003. I used it to make flaming dr peppers, but those require shitty beer and are kind of hard to drink so I haven’t had one in years. Maybe I’ll see if its still good and make one tonight with Alaskan Amber.

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**Post date:** [June 2, 2013, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-oldest-alcoholic-beverage-you-own/659681/52 "2013-06-02T03:13:39Z")

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Knappogue Castle, 1 bottle - unopened. It’s locked in the gun safe. I inherited it after my grandfather passed. It’s from 1951, but was barrel aged until the 80s when it was bottled. He didn’t open it for his entire life; I feel like I can’t open it either.

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