# What is the origin of "getting one's clock cleaned?"

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**Created:** [February 10, 2006, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-origin-of-getting-ones-clock-cleaned/343938 "2006-02-10T23:55:30Z")\
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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-origin-of-getting-ones-clock-cleaned/343938/1 "2006-02-10T23:55:30Z")

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As in getting smashed, broken, heeled, beat up etc. I just noticed **samclem** [use this phrase](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7090948&postcount=9), and started to parse it. Wouldn’t getting your clock cleaned make it run smoother? Is that the original meaning? To take one to task so their mental facilities start clicking?

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**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2006, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-origin-of-getting-ones-clock-cleaned/343938/2 "2006-02-11T00:03:24Z")

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I always understood the idea to be that cleaning a clock would require taking it completely apart.

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**Author:** ![daffyduck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ec9cab/32.png) [@daffyduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/daffyduck)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2006, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-origin-of-getting-ones-clock-cleaned/343938/3 "2006-02-11T00:09:58Z")

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Here’s what the folks at Phrase Finder have to say:

Two (speculative) ideas: the threat to hit someone in the face, since clockfaces have long been associated with human faces. Second, threatening a blow so violent it would blow the dust off the gears and inner mechanism of a clock, a veiled reference to shaking up the brain enough to scramble your senses. Pure guesswork.

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**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2006, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-origin-of-getting-ones-clock-cleaned/343938/4 "2006-02-11T00:19:03Z")

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i misread the thread title and expected a _totally_ different subject.

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2006, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-origin-of-getting-ones-clock-cleaned/343938/5 "2006-02-11T01:23:52Z")

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It’s a WWII era phrase. I just found a cite from 1946.

Evan Morris gives a pretty good read on the term, although he wasn’t aware of my finding a cite which predated the 1959 one from RHDAS.

[http://www.word-detective.com/092403.html#cleanclock](http://www.word-detective.com/092403.html#cleanclock)

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2006, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-origin-of-getting-ones-clock-cleaned/343938/6 "2006-02-11T04:51:20Z")

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> [@CynicalGabe](#):
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> i misread the thread title and expected a _totally_ different subject.

Why would you want your dock cleaned? Have too many overexicted seamen made it slippery?

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**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2006, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-origin-of-getting-ones-clock-cleaned/343938/7 "2006-02-11T05:06:06Z")

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I am glad you brought this up **silenus**. In High School I had an Asst. Principal leave the back of the auditorium to take a seat behind me, lean forward and say in a hushed voice “Keep it up and I’m gonna _clean your clock_!”  
Without another word, he got up and returned to his post.  
I sat in a somewhat shocked silence because:  
Firstly, to this day I have no idea of what I could possibly have done to get this reaction (I got into A LOT of trouble in school but this time I wasn’t doing anything)  
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B) WTF does _Clean Your Clock_ mean? My clock?  
and  
3) High Opal!

This is one of those little things that continued to dwell in the back recesses of my mind. Now there is one less.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2006, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-origin-of-getting-ones-clock-cleaned/343938/8 "2006-02-11T08:53:27Z")

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From the Word Detective:

> [@](#):
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> The Random House dictionary also lists “fix someone’s clock” as a slang term for “to finish someone,” first attributed to the writer O. Henry in 1908. Curiously, the first citation for the whole phrase “clean someone’s clock” comes only in 1959, but we can assume it had been around for awhile before that.

Looking at this, I would suggest:

“Fixing someone’s clock,” as idiom for _killing_ someone makes perfect sense. The sense of “fix” here is not that of “to repair,” but “to make stationary.” To _stop_ their clock. This is a totally natural metaphor for death. Like the 19th Century poem/song by Henry Clay Work:

> [@](#):
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> My grandfather’s clock  
> Was too large for the shelf,  
> So it stood ninety years on the floor;  
> It was taller by half  
> Than the old man himself,  
> Though it weighed not a pennyweight more.  
> It was bought on the morn  
> Of the day that he was born,  
> And was always his treasure and pride;
> 
> But it stopped short  
> Never to go again,  
> When the old man died.

If the expression was originally “fix your clock,” it seems probable that people would repeat it but misunderstand it as “repair your clock.” If you’ve replaced the idea with _damaging_ the clock with that of servicing it, the change to “Clean your clock” is natural – it has a pleasing alliteration that “Fix your clock” lacks – although “Fix your clock” makes more sense as a threat of harm.
