# What is the pit turning into? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 9, 2000, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-pit-turning-into/28667 "2000-08-09T03:37:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-pit-turning-into/28667/41 "2000-08-09T09:52:09Z")
Shut up Coldfire, you trog wearing cloglodyte! Take an “e” off your shite and then go chew it! At least then your jaw will be flapping for some useful purpose. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-pit-turning-into/28667/42 "2000-08-09T10:08:47Z")
I’ve got my pair of shit kickers on, and theyre better than your klompen, dyke-boy ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-pit-turning-into/28667/43 "2000-08-09T14:36:11Z")
> [@](#): > > Ha that you dimple butted flying monkey! Have you been spying on me when I get out of the shower? \< techchick searches frantically for hidden camaras \> You cat puke, this better not be your camara or, or, or… ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-pit-turning-into/28667/44 "2000-08-09T14:41:01Z")
**Far** more annoying than the apology threads are the recent rash of personal problem postings that devolve into group hugs and Stuart Smalley-isms. What the fuck is _that_ doing in the Pit? Sorry. Please continue with your (also annoying) junior-varsity play-flaming. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-pit-turning-into/28667/45 "2000-08-09T15:21:20Z")
No shit, Milo. This thread is just a black velvet Elvis when compared to the [Mona Lisa](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=7224) of flame threads. ---
**Author:** ![hflathead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ecb155/32.png) [@hflathead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hflathead)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-pit-turning-into/28667/46 "2000-08-09T15:50:01Z")
you bastards had me laughing so hard, the people next door are bangin on the wall. Drain, you mean bitch, I’ll have my attorney contact you for that link, laughed so hard I cried and ruined my keyboard. You fucks sure know how to brighten up a lousy morning. later, Tom ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-pit-turning-into/28667/47 "2000-08-09T16:56:44Z")
Ok you fucking pansies. You’re so caught up in your little love in you forgot about the OP > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by capacitor \* > \*\*Here I am going into the pit \*\* Ok, you’re first mistake. The pit is for those who have the ability to spell and or think. > [@](#): > > \*\* > to see \*\* Not after your eyes get gouged out, Bitch! > [@](#): > > \*\* > who or what \*\* A what. You are definetely a what. > [@](#): > > \*\* > pepper, Coldfire, the Byz, and others are going to rant about and flame on, \*\* Lets see. You lack the balls to actually flame anyone, so you go and get your fucking rocks off on other peoples posts. Whipe that semen off your monitor, wombatASSfuck. > [@](#): > > \*\* > and I see all these \*mea culpa \* threads. \*\* If you weren’t aware that these threads have always filled up the pit, then the syphillis has reached your brain sooner than the doctors thought. > [@](#): > > \*\* > One was from Danielinthewolvesden, \*\* Hey, just cause he has the balls to admit no one likes him. Why don’t you get a clue and do the same. > [@](#): > > \*\* > and another from [drainthelizard](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=33809). \*\* Again. Someone with the balls to admit they are a fucking loser. Need a clue? > [@](#): > > \*\* > I must have missed something, since when did the BBQ pit turn into a confessional/“I’m sorry” board? \*\* Well I, and the rest of the board, are sorry we have to read your pathetic drivel every day. > [@](#): > > \*\* > I think that it is the last thing one would expect to see on this board. \*\* No. The last thing one would expect is you writing something intelligable. > [@](#): > > \*\* > Maybe the Straightdopers are nice people after all, to make apology threads even in the Pit. Everyone that is, except for Sneevil. \*\* Ah, I can’t touch this one. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-pit-turning-into/28667/48 "2000-08-10T04:01:32Z")
The Byz? What am I? A fucking conglomerate or something? And “nice”? No, we are not nice in the Pit. As of late we’ve been letting these pathetic whining threads go unscathed. Why? Frankly, it’s summer and we have better things to do. But why aren’t you doing your part? You have a keyboard. Pull it out of your ass and use it for the purpose it was intended for. And I swear, to all the evil the Pit stands for, if I see one more whiny assed, please love me thread in here I AM going to explode all over it. Take that marshmallow crap to MPSIMS. Over there is all the love and hugs and other touchy feely crap that you pikers need. The Pit is for fire, flames, bitching and moaning. Don’t ever say you are sorry in here; we’ll just use it for ammunition the next time you post. ---
**Author:** ![speakeasy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@speakeasy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/speakeasy)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-pit-turning-into/28667/49 "2000-08-10T04:10:42Z")
> [@](#): > > Don’t ever say you are sorry in here Damn straight! We’ve been getting way too much of that lately too. Never, repeat never apologize in the Pit. ---
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-pit-turning-into/28667/50 "2000-08-10T04:42:00Z")
Daniel, if you were a fireman, your city would be a ghost town by now. oldscratch, I’ll knock you ass over with my backhoe So silly that you thought I just said “my Black ho” ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-pit-turning-into/28667/51 "2000-08-10T05:11:00Z")
Speaker- Gotta disagree with you there, apologizing is always okay, so long as you don’t start a whole new thread. But even that’s a very minor offense. Personally, I think apologizing shows disgnity. There’s nothing more endearing than admitting when you’re wrong. It also makes you much more trustworthy. After all, how can you trust someone’s opinion if they’ll argue with you even though they know they’re bullshitting? Yeah, this is the Pit, but there should still be some amount of honor in battle. So get the fuck out of my Pit before I embalm you with napalm you dog-milking panty-headed mook. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-pit-turning-into/28667/52 "2000-08-10T05:21:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Byzantine \* > \*\* > And I swear, to all the evil the Pit stands for, if I see one more whiny assed, please love me thread in here I AM going to explode all over it. Take that marshmallow crap to MPSIMS. Over there is all the love and hugs and other touchy feely crap that you pikers need. The Pit is for fire, flames, bitching and moaning. Don’t ever say you are sorry in here; we’ll just use it for ammunition the next time you post. \*\* Hey Byz… I wuv ya, and I’m not fucking apologizing for that. So blow it out yer ass will ya! TWPM ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-pit-turning-into/28667/53 "2000-08-10T05:29:59Z")
FreakFreely – “apologizing shows disgnity” Looked in five dictionaries and I can’t find that word. I think you should apologize for that. And what’s with this endearing and trustworthy crap? Get thee to the MPSIMS board, go go! CanadianSue – see?! This is the kind of stuff I’m talking about. Don’t love me! HATE me! FEAR me! Oh, okay. Fine. I’m sorry I’m such a bitch and I wuv you too. But don’t tell anyone; it’ll ruin my reputation! TWPM!!! ---
**Author:** ![speakeasy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@speakeasy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/speakeasy)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-pit-turning-into/28667/54 "2000-08-10T05:34:54Z")
What’s disgnity? Isn’t that a theme park in Orlando? But OK, I can see how that would be a useful talent for a guy who’s flat out wrong as often as you are. Here, I’ll give it a try: I’m, I’m… I’m so… Damn! I’m… BULLSHIT I FUCKING WELL AM NOT SORRY! Damn! Can’t do it. > [@](#): > > So get the fuck out of my Pit… Hello! YOUR Pit? News flash Peach Fuzz, it’s mine from the sulpher pools to the pungi pits. Got it? ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-pit-turning-into/28667/55 "2000-08-10T05:36:48Z")
Byzantine- I think the beauty of the Pit is that everybody’s honest with eachother. If someone doesn’t like you, they’ll tell you. And if somebody knows they’re wrong they should tell you. So bite my whoopie cushion you perverted inverted zero. ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-pit-turning-into/28667/56 "2000-08-10T05:52:21Z")
There is no beauty in the Pit; there is only pain and shame… two things you should be filled to overflowing with by now… and I am NEVER wrong. Ever. Well, okay, there was that ONE time but it wasn’t my fault… it was yours. So, I’m willing to accept your apology but only if you kiss my ass and call it ice-cream you maggot! ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-pit-turning-into/28667/57 "2000-08-10T05:54:46Z")
Ice cream? ice cream? shit woman thats not ice cream, its called butt butter and should only be touched by princess like fingers… ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-pit-turning-into/28667/58 "2000-08-10T06:02:43Z")
Your ass is way too lumpy to be called ice cream, why don’t you use a laxative and get some of that shit out of your head? This is **MY** home bitter home, so use a coaster if you’re gonna put your luke-warm threads on my board. ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-pit-turning-into/28667/59 "2000-08-10T06:08:43Z")
It’s your Pit as soon as I give it to you. And you **must** be finding it pretty easy to speak since you’re doing it all the time. Now if only you were good at thinking too. ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-pit-turning-into/28667/60 "2000-08-10T06:22:00Z")
CanadianSue – oh, now, THAT was evil! Freak – the only shit that’s in my head is your feeble flames. Perhaps if you took the time to actually read and learn to type and spell… nah! Why bother going back to sixth grade when all that will happen is your neck getting sore from trying to look up the girl’s skirts? Obviously, after four attempts to pass the sixth grade I doubt another one will help. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-pit-turning-into/28667.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-pit-turning-into/28667.md?page=4)