# What is the polite way to ask for oral sex?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 3, 2002, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-polite-way-to-ask-for-oral-sex/112240 "2002-06-03T21:42:32Z")\
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**Author:** ![sidle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@sidle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sidle)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2002, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-polite-way-to-ask-for-oral-sex/112240/61 "2002-06-13T15:34:12Z")

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Ask her if she likes smoked bologna…

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2002, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-polite-way-to-ask-for-oral-sex/112240/62 "2002-06-13T15:47:07Z")

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What you could do is stand on a stool behind her bedroom door and wait for her to come in, at which point you gyrate wildly and gesticulate in the general direction of Capt. Winky.  
If that dosent work, nothing will.

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**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2002, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-polite-way-to-ask-for-oral-sex/112240/63 "2002-06-13T16:03:00Z")

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I guess no one likes the idea of covering Persy with Chocolate (or what ever happens to be her favorite desert).

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2002, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-polite-way-to-ask-for-oral-sex/112240/64 "2002-06-13T23:15:24Z")

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Well hearing guys, I guess I have it easy as deaf women love to do it, so I don’t have to ask them,  
it seems its the first thing they want to do. But then I have only been with one deaf lady.

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