What is the real world risk of sharing bar soap?

If I’m not supposed to rub it on my skin, why is it imbedded with little gritty things?

Right here.

It’s the most efficient way to get clean — I learned that from Cheaper by the Dozen.

I’ve lived with with maybe a dozen people over the years, and several of them didn’t even own washcloths. And to be frank, I can’t imagine lathering my hands up with soap and then running them down my right leg, lathering my hands up with soap and then washing my right foot, lathering my hands up with soap and then running them down my left leg, lathering my hands up with soap and then washing my left foot ….

A good weekend.

I find this perplexing for 3 reasons:

  1. It’s soap. When you go to a hotel, you’re rubbing your face on a pillowcase that’s been used by hundreds of people, and most likely a few prostitutes (no offense to prostitutes)! Gasp! Horror! And you rub your body against their sheets and towels! No wait, people aren’t freaking out about hotels. Why not? Because they’ve been washed. With soap. Soap that’s 10x less concentrated than that bar of soap.

  2. People so concerned about hygiene are using soap on their face? Don’t they find it a little harsh? I mean, I’d choose face wash before shampoo if I had to.

  3. Ok fine bar soap is disgusting. But liquid soap is supposed to be cleaner? Did anyone read Matilda by Ronald Dahl? People have masturbated into liquid soaps without being caught. Bar soap is tamper-proof, compared to liquid soap.

I think I must have read a different edition of that book.

FWIW, I make a habit of washing off the soap. So any of you staying at my house, don’t fear. I AM having problems with the front bathroom toilet though. Please use the one in the backroom.

Not to mention other parts of your body that it isn’t wise to just ‘hope soapy water runs into’