Ah yes, a perfectly hummable tune about a smiling, white family on a Caribbean vacation.
Oh, who cares about what the author says. Do you know nothing of modern literary criticism?
You do realize that I’m agreeing with you right?
It was a kind of joke.
I was hoping so. Sometimes it’s hard to tell on here. No worries then. 
So we have one poster who is David Bowie, and another who is clearly a thinly disguised David Bowie (Thin White Duke). Which of you is the real David Bowie, and which the sock?
I am the sock.
And the walrus.
I’m Brian, and so is my wife.
I am the eggman