# What is the song you can no longer listen to

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** music\
**Created:** [March 25, 2026, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-song-you-can-no-longer-listen-to/1028758 "2026-03-25T15:14:41Z")\
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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2026, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-song-you-can-no-longer-listen-to/1028758/81 "2026-04-20T19:07:06Z")

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I suppose it’s fortunate for me that I have rarely listened to OTA radio, so the whole _overindulged-so-much-that-the-faintest-hint-makes-me-nauseous_ effect doesn’t happen very often (carve out some seasonal Christmas songs as an excption), but I _do_ have a list of tracks that will cause me to switch to a curated playlist of Rush Limbaugh rants rather than listen to them. It includes:

_IOU_ - Jimmy Dean  
_Teddy Bear_ - Red Sovine  
_Teen Angel_ - Mark Dinning  
_Leader of the Pack_ - The Shangri-Las  
_Last Kiss_ - Wayne Cochran (and every asshole that chose to cover it)  
_(You’re) Having My Baby_ - Paul Anka  
_I’ve Never Been to Me_ - Charlene (AKA Charlene Marilyn Oliver, née D’Angelo)

N.B. This list may not be comprehensive.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2026, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-song-you-can-no-longer-listen-to/1028758/82 "2026-04-20T19:31:09Z")

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> [@nearwildheaven](#):
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> Toni Basil was the only female cheerleader in that video. The others were men in drag.

I doubt that, there is no cite for that and the Wiki page does not say anything about that.

> [@kenobi\_65](#):
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> I find no corroborated evidence that they are men in drag (though some of them do look husky), and a lot of cites that they were from a high school cheerleader squad in southern California. Do you have a cite other than your eyes?

Yeah, gonna need a cite.

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2026, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-song-you-can-no-longer-listen-to/1028758/83 "2026-04-20T19:41:05Z")

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The Toni Basil drag thing is a crappy rumor that started because Carson High, where the cheerleaders are from, is largely Samoan, and some of the cheerleaders fit the typical Samoan body type. I suspect it started as a joke to ridicule those “big foreign girls.”

[https://medium.com/cuepoint/toni-basils-tenacious-tumble-to-mickey-e0c5c6fd4eed](https://medium.com/cuepoint/toni-basils-tenacious-tumble-to-mickey-e0c5c6fd4eed)

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**Author:** ![HMS\_Irruncible](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hms_irruncible/32/7394_2.png) [@HMS\_Irruncible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HMS_Irruncible)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2026, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-song-you-can-no-longer-listen-to/1028758/84 "2026-04-20T20:00:38Z")

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Phil Collins.

Look, he’s a nice guy and an ok drummer, but I was alive in the summer of 1985 and can’t just listen to the Phil Collins song anymore.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2026, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-song-you-can-no-longer-listen-to/1028758/85 "2026-04-20T20:03:42Z")

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You can’t hear it coming in the air tonight?

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**Author:** ![HMS\_Irruncible](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hms_irruncible/32/7394_2.png) [@HMS\_Irruncible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HMS_Irruncible)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2026, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-song-you-can-no-longer-listen-to/1028758/86 "2026-04-20T20:05:02Z")

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You know I can’t respond to this without breaking several foundational SDMB rules.

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**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2026, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-song-you-can-no-longer-listen-to/1028758/87 "2026-04-20T20:06:56Z")

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Which one?

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2026, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-song-you-can-no-longer-listen-to/1028758/88 "2026-04-20T20:07:38Z")

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So… you don’t care anymore?

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2026, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-song-you-can-no-longer-listen-to/1028758/89 "2026-04-20T20:12:06Z")

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> [@HMS\_Irruncible](#):
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> You know I can’t respond to this without breaking several foundational SDMB rules.

The chances of this happening are, really, against all odds.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2026, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-song-you-can-no-longer-listen-to/1028758/90 "2026-04-20T20:52:56Z")

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Su, su, sudi I know what you mean!

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**Post date:** [April 20, 2026, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-song-you-can-no-longer-listen-to/1028758/91 "2026-04-20T21:46:53Z")

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> [@ParallelLines](#):
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> Interesting, but not enough to make me endure that song or video again!

It’s one of those songs where the best thing about it is [Weird Al’s parody](https://youtu.be/xyEhnMaKXhM).

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**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2026, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-song-you-can-no-longer-listen-to/1028758/92 "2026-04-20T23:43:39Z")

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I would say a lot by the Eagles simply because I’m tired of hearing them.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2026, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-song-you-can-no-longer-listen-to/1028758/93 "2026-04-20T23:56:11Z")

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Anything by The Cars. I must have liked them because I have a cassette, but I hope I never hear another Cars song in my life.

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**Post date:** [April 21, 2026, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-song-you-can-no-longer-listen-to/1028758/94 "2026-04-21T01:27:42Z")

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Fine. We’ll just go on living our separate lives.

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**Post date:** [April 21, 2026, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-song-you-can-no-longer-listen-to/1028758/95 "2026-04-21T09:40:33Z")

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> [@iamatractorboy](#):
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> Which one?

Exactly!

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**Post date:** [April 21, 2026, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-song-you-can-no-longer-listen-to/1028758/96 "2026-04-21T10:06:57Z")

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As a fan of NFL football, I simply cannot stand the way they have used Phil Collins’ drum solo from “In The Air Tonight” as an anthem.

Like others, I see it’s coming, so that’s when I mute the TV, get some beer and snacks, and come back when the broadcast has returned to normal, and the game begins. If it is not clear, I hate that song.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2026, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-song-you-can-no-longer-listen-to/1028758/97 "2026-04-21T15:55:42Z")

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Similarly, I loved 7 Nation Army the first several dozen times I heard it.

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**Post date:** [April 21, 2026, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-song-you-can-no-longer-listen-to/1028758/98 "2026-04-21T16:20:49Z")

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> [@Dung\_Beetle](#):
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> Anything by The Cars. I must have liked them because I have a cassette, but I hope I never hear another Cars song in my life.

I swear, I almost never hear songs by the Cars in the wild anymore. But on a recent cruise with my wife, a DJ put on “My Best Friend’s Girl” and we hit the dance floor for the first time in years.

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**Post date:** [April 21, 2026, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-song-you-can-no-longer-listen-to/1028758/99 "2026-04-21T19:11:49Z")

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I loved Bawitdaba, Cowboy and All Summer Long when they came out. Won’t be caught death listening to Kid Rock this days.

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