# What is the weirdest thing that you have ever mailed? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 1, 2020, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-weirdest-thing-that-you-have-ever-mailed/847348 "2020-02-01T23:25:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 48
**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2020, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-weirdest-thing-that-you-have-ever-mailed/847348/48 "2020-02-04T08:14:30Z")
> [@Reeses\_Monkey](#): > > When we go on business trips my husband and I mail all of our dirty laundry back home. That leaves room in our luggage for souvenirs. I went to India in 2005 on a dignitary detail. A Capitol Police Officer who had done the detail in the past advised me to go to a thrift store and buy a bunch of khakis and polo shirts. He said by the end of the day my clothes would be caked in sweat and I should just peel them off and throw them away as it wouldn’t be anything I’d want in my luggage. I followed the advice and it worked out well. Until one of the last days. I was in my hotel room in Delhi when I got a package delivered. 😕 WTF? Who the hell knows I’m in India? I opened the box and like a punch in the face!:eek: The hotel we were in in Mumbai tracked me down and mailed me the clothes I had thrown in the garbage can in my room there before checking out. Blech! {Stereotypical Indian accent} “We could not believe anyone would throw away such fine clothing. So we mailed them to your next stop on your trip”. Probably karma for the weirdest thing I ever mailed: fecal matter, urine, and 2 hard boiled eggs in a jar. Mailed it to a teacher I absolutely loathed when I was in the 8th grade. I painted the outside of the jar so she couldn’t see what was in it. I heard that after she opened it the stench putrefied her entire house. > [@nearwildheaven](#): > > Dogs can be artificially inseminated? I believe it’s the only way to breed French Bulldogs. --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-weirdest-thing-that-you-have-ever-mailed/847348)._