# What is the world coming to, when you can't have sex with your bike.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-world-coming-to-when-you-cant-have-sex-with-your-bike/427108>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 19, 2007, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-world-coming-to-when-you-cant-have-sex-with-your-bike/427108 "2007-11-19T23:33:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Chew\_Barker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Chew\_Barker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chew_Barker)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2007, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-world-coming-to-when-you-cant-have-sex-with-your-bike/427108/1 "2007-11-19T23:33:38Z")

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Yep, that says bike.  
[Here is the article](http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm)

To quickly sum up. A man in Scotland was caught thrusting at his push bike and is now on the Sex Offenders Register for three years. This wasn’t in public he was locked inside his own room at a hostel.

I think there are alot of issues to discuss here, but I think it will be more interesting if you would all come up with them.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2007, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-world-coming-to-when-you-cant-have-sex-with-your-bike/427108/2 "2007-11-19T23:35:27Z")

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[We already did](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=444361)

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**Author:** ![Chew\_Barker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Chew\_Barker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chew_Barker)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2007, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-world-coming-to-when-you-cant-have-sex-with-your-bike/427108/3 "2007-11-19T23:40:32Z")

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[QUOTE=Tapioca Dextrin]  
[We already did](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=444361)  
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bugger, I search aswell but got nothing. Sorry

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2007, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-world-coming-to-when-you-cant-have-sex-with-your-bike/427108/4 "2007-11-19T23:40:41Z")

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[at least twice](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=442192%5B/url)😃

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2007, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-world-coming-to-when-you-cant-have-sex-with-your-bike/427108/5 "2007-11-20T15:48:00Z")

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Good thing he wasn’t making it with a trike. He’d’ve been arrested for pedal-phelia.