# What Is The Worst Cartoon Of All Time?

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**Created:** [May 4, 2018, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-worst-cartoon-of-all-time/813546 "2018-05-04T02:12:59Z")\
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In terms of real-world negative effect, I’d say the Charlie Hebdo cartoons were the worst.

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> _SuperJail_

Please tell me you’re mistaking _SuperJail!_ with another show - like, for example,

> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> _12 oz. Mouse_

That one gets my vote as well.

Actually, I vaguely remember somebody from Cartoon Network explaining why it was done so cheaply: “We had to get the money to do _The Boondocks_ from somewhere…”

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**Post date:** [May 4, 2018, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-worst-cartoon-of-all-time/813546/43 "2018-05-04T19:51:20Z")

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> [@terentii](#):
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> Why does \*everybody \*mention that episode whenever Jonny Quest comes up? :dubious: 😕.

Because it was great and remembered 50+ years after it was broadcast, when I was ten and in the target market.

> [@blondebear](#):
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> In terms of real-world negative effect, I’d say the Charlie Hebdo cartoons were the worst.

Which network broadcast it? Was it in French or poorly-dubbed English? Never saw it, but I haven’t seen new cartoon shows that aren’t on Fox in decades.

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**Post date:** [May 4, 2018, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-worst-cartoon-of-all-time/813546/44 "2018-05-04T20:08:26Z")

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[quote=“Prof.Pepperwinkle, post:40, topic:813546”]

I nominate _Colonel Bleep_, the first color cartoon made for TV.

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Not Colonel Bleep! I grew up watching that one. The animation is abysmal, and the story lines are outrageous clichés, but IT HAD AN ALIEN AS THE HERO!!!

How cool is that?

His sidekicks were Squeak, a puppet (in cowboy dress) and Scratch, a caveman (Don’t ask, but the Alien plus caveman thing long predated **Prometheus and Bob** , that my daughter watched.)

I’ve got a few of the shows on DVD. To adult eyes, they’re hilariously Bad, but that “hilariously” automatically makes this superior to the Worst Cartoons in this thread.

And _Johnny Quest_ bad? bite your tongue!

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**Post date:** [May 4, 2018, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-worst-cartoon-of-all-time/813546/45 "2018-05-04T20:22:54Z")

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[Scott McCloud: Space Angel!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvLpWmwuyt0)

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**Post date:** [May 4, 2018, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-worst-cartoon-of-all-time/813546/46 "2018-05-04T20:41:05Z")

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Another vote for Davey and Goliath. Just imagining that dog’s voice makes me shudder in a way that nails on a blackboard never could.

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**Post date:** [May 4, 2018, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-worst-cartoon-of-all-time/813546/47 "2018-05-04T21:33:06Z")

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> [@GoodOmens](#):
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> Are we talking here only cartoon series? Because if one-shots are in the running, I respectfully submit Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa.
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> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e-wuyjgDPQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e-wuyjgDPQ)
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> You have been warned.

Was that actually shown on network television? :eek:

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> \*12 oz. Mouse
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> SuperJail
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> Ballzmaster 9009\* or whatever its called.
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> Utter crap.

I’ve never seen these, but I’m pretty sure the OP meant to exclude pr0n. 😉

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**Post date:** [May 4, 2018, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-worst-cartoon-of-all-time/813546/49 "2018-05-04T23:34:29Z")

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> [@Batano](#):
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> Davey and Goliath. If there is a hell, that is playing 24-7 in it.

Watch the YouTube R-Rated Version.

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**Post date:** [May 4, 2018, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-worst-cartoon-of-all-time/813546/50 "2018-05-04T23:43:45Z")

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> [@Batano](#):
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> Davey and Goliath. If there is a hell, that is playing 24-7 in it.

Watch the YouTube R-Rated Version.

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**Post date:** [May 5, 2018, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-worst-cartoon-of-all-time/813546/51 "2018-05-05T00:25:56Z")

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Beany and Cecil. Bad.

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**Post date:** [May 5, 2018, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-worst-cartoon-of-all-time/813546/52 "2018-05-05T00:59:55Z")

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> [@Ashtura](#):
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> Cow and Chicken, Cat Dog, followed closely by Kids Next Door, and Ed, Edd, and Eddy. All of which came out at roughly the same time. I’m glad I wasn’t subjected to that trash as a kid.

cat dog was formulaic and not that much different from the mediocre angry beavers .and the only good thing about cow and chicken was it spawned IM weasel…

And if you realized kids next door was a slam on the whole helicopter guardians/parents of the 00s and the things parents put their kids through in general … although I do agree it could be disgusting and mean at times … believe me if you’ve ever suffred from a homemade haircut that episode rings true …

But my nomination is the first and last 2 seasons of johnny bravo where van partible was involved… I mean a cartoon about a lunk who would get arrested for sexual harassment today … the funny thing is the middle seasons where kirk tingblad ran it were funny but once he came back it was cringey again (and he made it a point to shit on all the characters he didn’t create in every episode )

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There was a Saturday morning cartoon in the 80’s called _Rubik the Amazing Cube_. It was pretty horrible.

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> [@RealityChuck](#):
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> The King Features version was certainly that. The earlier Max Fleischer black and white ones are far better, better animation (natch), and more variety of stories.

And the voice-acting (Popeye, Olive, Bluto) is still the best I’ve ever heard.

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[The Christmas Tree](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlFtMxG6mnY), of course.

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> [@That\_Don\_Guy](#):
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> Please tell me you’re mistaking _SuperJail!_ with another show - like, for example,

Yuh know, the first few episodes of _SJ_ were pretty good. Some kind of attempt at a story there. Great theme song, too.

Then it just went off the fucking rails. And this is coming from a guy who loves _Squidbillies, Aqua Teen_ and shit like that.

Same thing with _Mr. Pickles_. What the fuck happened? 😕 Somebody’s parole got revoked, I think.

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> [@Ashtura](#):
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> Cow and Chicken, Cat Dog, followed closely by Kids Next Door, and Ed, Edd, and Eddy. All of which came out at roughly the same time. I’m glad I wasn’t subjected to that trash as a kid.

CatDog was awesome! The best bit was when they had to go into the men’s room to relieve themselves, and all the other users came out saying stuff like “that had to hurt” and making pained expressions…  
Of course, the best thing about Cow and Chicken was the line in the theme song “daddy was proud, he didn’t care how”!

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I’d have to say “The Mighty Hercules.” I remember when it premiered in 1962, and to my 11 year old mind, it was just stupid!

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> [@Labdad](#):
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> I’d have to say “The Mighty Hercules.” I remember when it premiered in 1962, and to my 11 year old mind, it was just stupid!

I always thought it was weird that Herc would jump all the way down to Earth but had to run up the side of Mt. Olympus to get home. FYI, if you haven’t heard the replacement theme song by Johnny “I Can See Clearly Now” Nash, DON’T!!  
“Milton the Monster” is so, so bad; I don’t see how the intended audience of 2 year olds stayed awake.

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Space Ghost was shit, but the worst was the Scooby-Doo knock-off featuring a shark with the voice of Curly Howard.

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