# What is the worst variation of Coke/Pepsi?

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**Created:** [March 22, 2023, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-worst-variation-of-coke-pepsi/981512 "2023-03-22T20:22:16Z")\
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I’ve had the Kroger “Big K”-It’s got a lovely aluminum aftertaste.

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I found Coke Starlight and Coke Dreamworld to be equally hiddeous, some of the worst flavors I’ve ever tried. On the other hand, Coke Move is quite pleasant. From the website I see that they sell Coke Georgia Peach and California Raspberry, never tried or seen either of those. I suspect they’re not bad. I lurve me some Chery or Vanilla Coke.

I drink the Zero Sugar versions of all of the above.

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Again-Just straight cola flavored, no diet.

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They have all the same flavors and IMO the difference in taste is negligable.

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One word:

**M O X I E**

It’s the oldest Cola-ish soda, and the most popular… in Maine, at least. Anyone else thinks it’s _terrible._  
I have fond memories of daring kids to drink it.

Hey, Amazon carries it!

> **[Amazon.com : Moxie Soda Pop, 12 Ounce (12 Cans) : Grocery &amp; Gourmet Food](https://www.amazon.com/Moxie-Soda-Pop-Ounce-Cans/dp/B08232B8BV)**
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> Unique Soda from Maine

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If it has to be a Coke product, I couldn’t finish my “How Bad Can This Be?” can of **Coke Dreamworld**. It was like they swished cotton candy around in a vat of Coke.

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Oops, reread the thread and discovered that I’d missed the Moxie mention.  
(Ninja’ed, but with moxie.)

I referred to it as cola _-ish._ We used to call it Mr. Pepper ('cause it was too stupid to go to med school).

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> [@digs](#):
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> If it has to be a Coke product

It doesn’t. It has to be a cola flavored soda.

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A quick search for “worst cola”, rating twelve common brands, is not fond of the Whole Foods variant. But this one sounds worse, YMMV, and is probably cheaper:

_Shasta Cola wasn’t our favorite cola we sampled for this test, but it can’t be accused of being boring. It has an acidic, bitter, almost medicinal aroma with a dominant citrus oil presence. It tastes like it smells, with an astringent citrus rind-like flavor that cuts through the inherent sweetness of the soda. It’s so citrus-forward that it almost tastes like lemon-lime soda mixed with cola. There’s a kind of soapy quality to the flavor that’s pretty strange, though not entirely unpleasant. If you want a normal-tasting cola, this isn’t it, but it’s a nice change of pace. Shasta also has a very good mouthfeel — it’s heavily carbonated, so it doesn’t seem syrupy on the tongue at all._

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You have a terrible title. You asked for a variation of Coke or Pepsi, not the worst cola. I’d ask a mod to change it.

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Yes, Shasta cola was the worst I ever had.

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I guess I thought the OP clarified it enough.

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I’ve finished a couple of the Starlight, but I wouldn’t try it again. I tried to complete a bottle of Dreamland (who had the bright idea to add black currant to cola anyways?) over the course of a couple of day and wound up pouring half the bottle out – Blech.

For hideous plain cola, I’d just go with a budget grocery store house brand, they typically have the balance of the cola nut and auxiliary spices and citrus elements annoyingly askew - avoid known whitelabled outlets like Costco’s Kirkland as they will be closer to the standard name brand fare.

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People don’t necessarily read the OP especially if the the title is a coherent, self-contained question. You complaining about people answering the question in the title is my cite.

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Is Cragmont around any longer? That used to make us long for RC or Shasta after the Little League game was over and the cooler was popped open.

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I had a Jolt Cola at some point in the late 80s or early 90s, but I don’t remember what it tasted like. Anyone know where Jolt ranks on the cola flavor spectrum?

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I remember it being on the bitter side despite the claim that it had ‘all the sugar’. The extra caffeine did the job well, I wasn’t drinking it for the flavor.

And, yeah, Shasta cola was awful.

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I find Pepsi to be sweeter than Coke, but not by much. I’ve had a few Jolt Colas, and they were nowhere near as sweet. And when I tried Shasta, I had to ask: “This is a _cola_?” Because it tasted nothing like one.

They could have marketed it as, “The cola for people who don’t want to taste cola.”

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> [@digs](#):
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> One word:
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> **M O X I E**
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> It’s the oldest Cola-ish soda, and the most popular… in Maine, at least. Anyone else

Moxie isn’t really cola-ish. It’s basically more like root beer. The main notes are wintergreen, gentian, and perhaps a touch of licorice.

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In terms of actual Coke variants, the recent [“limited edition” watermelon and strawberry Coke](https://www.coca-cola.co.uk/marketing/launches-and-innovation/coca-cola-creations-marshmello-limited-edition-drink) was sickly sweet and vile (although my daughter liked it).

Pepsi - have we all forgotten [Crystal Pepsi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystal_Pepsi)?

Cola in general - my vote is for Virgin Cola. They basically advertised it on the basis of the bottle looking like Pamela Anderson. The actual drink was unpleasant and cheap-tasting IMO, although it seems to have had enough success for Coke to make an effort to tank it.

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Somewhat turning this into a discussion, but I find cheap colas to be a \*lot\* better than they used to be. I remember when store-brand colas were so bad that, were it not for the brown color, you would have no idea they were even _attempting_ to be cola.

Nowadays I would take pretty much any no-name cola over a “flavored” coke. e.g. I find the coke with lime flavor undrinkable.

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