# What is the yonic/vulvar equivalent of a stripper pole? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 19, 2017, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-yonic-vulvar-equivalent-of-a-stripper-pole/777541 "2017-01-19T15:41:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-yonic-vulvar-equivalent-of-a-stripper-pole/777541/1 "2017-01-19T15:41:18Z")
Enquiring minds want to know, what is the yonic/vulvar equivalent of a stripper pole? Stripper poles are a symbolic stand in for the penis that dancers use as a prop of sorts. What would one use as an equally versatile symbolic vagina? Side talk can devolve into other symbolic artistic representations, but I’m really after something that makes a great erotic dance prop. Both hypothetical ideals and anything actual male strippers may have used. Sent from my LG-V410 using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-yonic-vulvar-equivalent-of-a-stripper-pole/777541/2 "2017-01-19T15:48:03Z")
Not sure what male strippers do but maybe if they stood there using a fleshlight… ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-yonic-vulvar-equivalent-of-a-stripper-pole/777541/3 "2017-01-19T17:11:21Z")
How about a hula hoop? ---
**Author:** ![somepumpkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@somepumpkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/somepumpkin)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-yonic-vulvar-equivalent-of-a-stripper-pole/777541/4 "2017-01-19T17:37:35Z")
Various sea anemones. ---
**Author:** ![Taco\_the\_cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@Taco\_the\_cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taco_the_cat)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-yonic-vulvar-equivalent-of-a-stripper-pole/777541/5 "2017-01-19T17:45:41Z")
Men can use stripper poles as well. ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-yonic-vulvar-equivalent-of-a-stripper-pole/777541/6 "2017-01-19T18:06:49Z")
Tires? Kind of like how on obstacle courses where you have to run while stepping into each one, only you’d have to do it in a seductive manner. Massage chair? ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-yonic-vulvar-equivalent-of-a-stripper-pole/777541/7 "2017-01-19T18:07:13Z")
I’m not sure that the equivalent would even be a dance prop at all. Women dance to seem sexy to men a lot more often than men dance to seem sexy to women. I think the equivalent art form might actually be poetry, in which case the equivalent to the pole would be something that male poets write poems about. Flowers, perhaps. ---
**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-yonic-vulvar-equivalent-of-a-stripper-pole/777541/8 "2017-01-19T18:51:35Z")
Arne Jacobsen egg chair and Monday Night Football. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-yonic-vulvar-equivalent-of-a-stripper-pole/777541/9 "2017-01-19T19:13:39Z")
> [@Taco\_the\_cat](#): > > Men can use stripper poles as well. Not real men. ---
**Author:** ![DrCube](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a3d4f5/32.png) [@DrCube](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrCube)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-yonic-vulvar-equivalent-of-a-stripper-pole/777541/10 "2017-01-19T19:22:23Z")
Fingering a guitar. ---
**Author:** ![kanicbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f8ce5/32.png) [@kanicbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kanicbird)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-yonic-vulvar-equivalent-of-a-stripper-pole/777541/11 "2017-01-19T19:27:20Z")
skin tight suits ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-yonic-vulvar-equivalent-of-a-stripper-pole/777541/12 "2017-01-19T19:28:30Z")
A broom or a mop. Oooh you gonna clean for me? Yeah baby, do it! Do it! ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-yonic-vulvar-equivalent-of-a-stripper-pole/777541/13 "2017-01-19T19:29:02Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > I’m not sure that the equivalent would even be a dance prop at all. Women dance to seem sexy to men a lot more often than men dance to seem sexy to women. I think the equivalent art form might actually be poetry, in which case the equivalent to the pole would be something that male poets write poems about. Flowers, perhaps. > [@DrCube](#): > > Fingering a guitar. Female says “X” (not). I’m not sure the male needs one. His genitalia being external, the world is the womb\* into which he, er, thrusts. So to speak. Male dance can be very erotic. You two, stop spoiling my fun. \*Yes, yes, I know it’s not really the womb. Just go with it. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-yonic-vulvar-equivalent-of-a-stripper-pole/777541/14 "2017-01-19T19:58:16Z")
[Stratocasters.](http://images.gibson.com/Lifestyle/English/aaFeaturesImages2008pt2/hendrix%20fender.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-yonic-vulvar-equivalent-of-a-stripper-pole/777541/15 "2017-01-19T20:04:26Z")
How about a board game? I think I’ve heard somewhere that Yoni loves Yahtzee. ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-yonic-vulvar-equivalent-of-a-stripper-pole/777541/16 "2017-01-19T23:06:43Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > Women dance to seem sexy to men a lot more often than men dance to seem sexy to women. I’m not sure that this is true. Is not dancing a mating behaviour for both sexes? ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-yonic-vulvar-equivalent-of-a-stripper-pole/777541/17 "2017-01-19T23:09:32Z")
> [@jackdavinci](#): > > Enquiring minds want to know, what is the yonic/vulvar equivalent of a stripper pole? Stripper poles are a symbolic stand in for the penis that dancers use as a prop of sorts. Maybe not. Sometimes a pole is just a pole.[sup]\*[/sup] - Unless you’re in Germany. ---
**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-yonic-vulvar-equivalent-of-a-stripper-pole/777541/18 "2017-01-20T00:11:59Z")
The banana hammock ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-yonic-vulvar-equivalent-of-a-stripper-pole/777541/19 "2017-01-20T00:36:42Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > How about a board game? I think I’ve heard somewhere that Yoni loves Yahtzee. Groan. A FOAF had a cat named Yoni, I guess since it was a pussy. ---
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