What is this slime in the yard?

Its clearly ectoplasm. Your friend has a ghost :rolleyes:

Can’t be, there’s not enough there overall. After all, a gelatinous cube is basically Jello and there’s always a 10’x10’x10’ room for Jello.

I believe you may have an ascomycete fruiting body…google for images

However you forgot that there is always room for jello! :wink:

What about the Orc, sitting on a chest?

Toad eggs?