# What is truly the worst song you have ever heard?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 20, 2005, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-truly-the-worst-song-you-have-ever-heard/327160 "2005-10-20T23:13:32Z")\
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**Author:** ![Feydeau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Feydeau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feydeau)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-truly-the-worst-song-you-have-ever-heard/327160/321 "2005-10-28T04:30:26Z")

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> [@Dung Beetle](#):
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> How can I not like a song that makes me giggle so much? The only one that makes me laugh harder is “It Must Be Him” by Vicki Carr.

A song which wouldn’t even be written these days, what with Caller ID.

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**Author:** ![ddgryphon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8c91f0/32.png) [@ddgryphon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ddgryphon)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2005, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-truly-the-worst-song-you-have-ever-heard/327160/322 "2005-11-07T11:48:13Z")

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I awoke this morning with the horrible memory of [_Telephone Man_](http://www.lyricsdownload.com/meri-wilson-telephone-man-lyrics.html) burning a hole in my ears – no recounting of the lyrics can account for the inane giggles that permeate this recording.  
Arrrrrgh!  
Arrrrrgh!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHH gngngngngngngngngngng. . . .

Make it go away.

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