# What is Trumps' next sensation? **URL:** \ **Category:** Politics & Elections\ **Created:** [October 20, 2016, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-trumps-next-sensation/769140 "2016-10-20T14:57:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Little\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Little\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Pig)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-trumps-next-sensation/769140/21 "2016-10-20T17:49:40Z")
As if you thought it could not get any worse,[Trump TV.](http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/21/arts/television/third-presidential-debate-donald-trump-hillary-clinton.html) This greasy turd is going to be with us for a long, long, time. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-trumps-next-sensation/769140/22 "2016-10-20T17:52:27Z")
> [@beowulff](#): > > Think of the poor North Koreans! They’ve already had to put up with Dennis Rodman! ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-trumps-next-sensation/769140/23 "2016-10-20T17:59:46Z")
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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-trumps-next-sensation/769140/24 "2016-10-20T18:21:51Z")
Maybe its just all the drugs, but seems to me when the light on him is intense you get reflections of the bald shiny skin under his elaborate combing experiment. Are there any picture of his head when, like, soaking wet? Don’t most guys who have brown hair when they are younger get grey, not electric blonde? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-trumps-next-sensation/769140/25 "2016-10-20T19:07:53Z")
I’m hoping for a complete psychotic break myself. He’s almost there… ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-trumps-next-sensation/769140/26 "2016-10-20T21:33:40Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Maybe its just all the drugs, but seems to me when the light on him is intense you get reflections of the bald shiny skin under his elaborate combing experiment. Are there any picture of his head when, like, soaking wet? Don’t most guys who have brown hair when they are younger get grey, not electric blonde? This talk about DT’s cranial foliage reminds me of the old joke about the guy who walks into a bar with a frog on his head. Bartender says “Where’d you get that?” and the frog says “It started out as a wart on my ass.” ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-trumps-next-sensation/769140/27 "2016-10-20T21:49:32Z")
> [@Little\_Pig](#): > > This greasy turd is going to be with us for a long, long, time. Give the devil his due, there are 40-50 million voting apple pie eating Americans who are buying the shtick. _let’s see 50mil multiply by 2, carry the 6, multiply by the family size, subtract the Hispanic quotient, add the bogan factor, subtract 40 and then forget the bit in the middle_ … hmmmm… must be a dedicated TV audience of over 200 million. You reckon PT Barnum would have left a bloc of paying customers of that sizeto just to entertain themselves? ---
**Author:** ![MindsEye\_Watering](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindseye_watering/32/3619_2.png) [@MindsEye\_Watering](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MindsEye_Watering)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-trumps-next-sensation/769140/28 "2016-10-20T21:58:48Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > I still could see a website happening. It’s really not all that expensive. > > What I meant by it not being the next thing is that is that Trump will say something else, or other revelations will happen, before we hear anything more about TrumpTV. I’m expecting a recording of him using the “N” word. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-trumps-next-sensation/769140/29 "2016-10-20T22:46:40Z")
I hope it’s a burning sensation when he pees. ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-trumps-next-sensation/769140/30 "2016-10-21T00:24:05Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I’m hoping for a complete psychotic break myself. He’s almost there… Wouldn’t that be lovely. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-trumps-next-sensation/769140/31 "2016-10-21T00:48:53Z")
I could see him going back full-on birther before Nov. 8. Just because it wouldn’t make a lick of sense, but it would make his people roar in approval. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-trumps-next-sensation/769140/32 "2016-10-21T01:17:50Z")
> [@leftfield6](#): > > Trump could be our secret weapon to bring down the North Korean government. He is actually the perfect plant, because he doesn’t even realize he is the perfect plant. “Kim Jong-Un is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.” ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-trumps-next-sensation/769140/33 "2016-10-21T01:59:35Z")
> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#): > > Trump TV. I thought everyone knew that already. There are reports that he’s essentially given up on the election and is even more going-through-the-motions than before, because Trump TV (“All Hill-Leveling, All the Time”) is going to be yuge. The other media moguls may as well just sell out and pack it in now. Trump TV is going to involve a White House set, where Trump sits in the fake Oval Office giving orders to do stuff like defeat ISIS. Actors will come in and tell him it has been done. And the wall is built and Mexico did pay for it. All his aides are tall blondes, of course. They’ll call it the Trumpman Show. ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-trumps-next-sensation/769140/34 "2016-10-21T02:15:24Z")
After he loses the election, hinting that his supporters should take up arms on his behalf against the government. But being coy enough that he can avoid being prosecuted. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-trumps-next-sensation/769140/35 "2016-10-21T02:20:34Z")
The real challenge is what to do in 2020. I think we can safely assume he will lose this election, but he will certainly and loudly claim that he really _won_ and that he’ll be back in 2020. If he cannot muster or maintain support by then, I expect he will fade from public view most grudgingly. ---
**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-trumps-next-sensation/769140/36 "2016-10-21T02:21:47Z")
> [@MindsEye\_Watering](#): > > I’m expecting a recording of him using the “N” word. Either that, or the “C” word. ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-trumps-next-sensation/769140/37 "2016-10-21T02:24:25Z")
> [@MindsEye\_Watering](#): > > I’m expecting a recording of him using the “N” word. > **[Is There Apprentice Footage of Trump Saying the N-Word?](https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2016/10/is-there-apprentice-footage-of-donald-trump-saying-the-n-word.html)** > > Following the leak of Access Hollywood footage from 2005 that showed Donald Trump boasting about sexual assault, many (including Slate) have pointed... ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-trumps-next-sensation/769140/38 "2016-10-21T02:28:54Z")
> [@alphaboi867](#): > > Either that, or the “C” word. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/wZ1ubqmn1BQ/hqdefault.jpg "Trump calls Woman a Cunt") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ1ubqmn1BQ) ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-trumps-next-sensation/769140/39 "2016-10-21T02:30:05Z")
If being sued in New York for raping a 13 year old girl isn’t going to turn off Trumps base, rest assured that saying nigger or cunt means nothing to his base. If anything, his base will be happy he uses words like that because they do too. > **[Lawsuit Charges Donald Trump with Raping a 13-Year-Old Girl](https://www.snopes.com/news/2016/06/23/donald-trump-rape-lawsuit/)** > > A civil suit against Donald Trump alleging he raped a 13-year-old girl was dismissed in California in May 2016, refiled in New York in June 2016, and dropped again in November 2016. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-trumps-next-sensation/769140/40 "2016-10-21T02:55:32Z")
> [@DCnDC](#): > > Move to East Asia, partner up with Kim Jong-Un, and attempt to “Make North Korea Great Again”? Arec Barwin, you are worthress to me now! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-trumps-next-sensation/769140.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-trumps-next-sensation/769140.md?page=3)