# What is with you? Shut my threads down again. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 21, 2010, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-with-you-shut-my-threads-down-again/536931 "2010-04-21T23:02:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-with-you-shut-my-threads-down-again/536931/21 "2010-04-22T05:12:35Z")
Given his somewhat cryptic original phrasing, and his explanation thereof, maybe we oughta give the kid a crack at that 14 Kqhdo\* riddle/thread nobody ever solved… \*I don’t remember what the actual puzzle was, but y’all know the one I mean ---
**Author:** ![threemae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f9b8f/32.png) [@threemae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threemae)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-with-you-shut-my-threads-down-again/536931/22 "2010-04-22T05:12:37Z")
Perhaps we’d be able to better appreciate your posts if we knew you better as a person. I strongly recommend that you flesh out your profile to grant us a better understanding of your heritage, upbringing, and unique perspective in life. For instance, a URL like this one ([http://homepages.theonion.com/PersonalPages/jAnchower/](http://homepages.theonion.com/PersonalPages/jAnchower/)) could be linked directly to your personal profile elsewhere on the web. Food for thought. No really, are you him? ---
**Author:** ![ShermanAter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ShermanAter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShermanAter)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-with-you-shut-my-threads-down-again/536931/23 "2010-04-22T05:27:50Z")
Interior crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-with-you-shut-my-threads-down-again/536931/24 "2010-04-22T05:37:54Z")
> [@Mosier](#): > > I think he just used two star wars references and seven unique insults to ask “do ladies’ restrooms have graffiti?” And how _awesome_ is that? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Spud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spud/32/347_2.png) [@Spud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spud)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-with-you-shut-my-threads-down-again/536931/25 "2010-04-22T05:39:16Z")
> [@ShermanAter](#): > > Interior crocodile alligator, > I drive a Chevrolet movie theater and shit ---
**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-with-you-shut-my-threads-down-again/536931/26 "2010-04-22T05:52:16Z")
I would like to take this time to endorse any and all **Super Kapowzler** threads. **Super Kapowzler** ’s genius is profound in realms of linguistic subtlety unseen since the heyday of Bob Dylan. To close a **Super Kapowzler** thread is to look upon the divine scripture of life and creation’s greatest meaning, and slam it shut before your very eyes, e’er to dwell in ignorance of the utmost truths of existence. On an unrelated note, I would also like to endorse Polar Ice Canadian Vodka. And shit. ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-with-you-shut-my-threads-down-again/536931/27 "2010-04-22T05:58:58Z")
Hippity hip, I’m the K-to-the-Z, Slangin’ straight shit on the SDMB, cock-block my post wit u neg-tiv-itee, but don’t spock-lock ma thread in ur café-sciety. WHAT IS WRONG WIT YOU? Beepin’ an shit, like you R2D2 Shuttin’ me down like a detention level, trash compactor , then lockin’ me up wit your moderator tractor beam. WHAT IS WRONG WIT YOU? ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-with-you-shut-my-threads-down-again/536931/28 "2010-04-22T06:06:56Z")
> [@Super\_Kapowzler](#): > > The best way to ask without tipping my hand was through inference. And you didn’t want to tip your hand because? You wanted to ask a question, and you wanted to get answers to the question, but you didn’t want anyone to actually _know_ you’d asked a question; is that the premise we’re working from here? ---
**Author:** ![ShermanAter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ShermanAter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShermanAter)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-with-you-shut-my-threads-down-again/536931/29 "2010-04-22T06:41:19Z")
> [@Spud](#): > > and shit ![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Y_Hn0yM00Fo/maxresdefault.jpg)https://www.youtube.com/embed/Y_Hn0yM00Fo?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-with-you-shut-my-threads-down-again/536931/30 "2010-04-22T08:27:50Z")
> [@Super\_Kapowzler](#): > > I will be as clear as possible since I do not want to confuse you. Shit, there goes another irony-meter. Have you any idea how much these things cost and shit? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-with-you-shut-my-threads-down-again/536931/31 "2010-04-22T08:30:03Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > Given his somewhat cryptic original phrasing, and his explanation thereof, maybe we oughta give the kid a crack at that 14 Kqhdo\* riddle/thread nobody ever solved… 14 k of g in a f p d and shit. I for one like the guy a lot. He’s not breaking any major rules, and he’s not bothering anyone. Let the guy slide. ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-with-you-shut-my-threads-down-again/536931/32 "2010-04-22T13:38:32Z")
> [@Ichini\_Sanshigo](#): > > If it happens in ladies’ rooms, I haven’t seen it. Wait – I’d always pictured **12 345** \* as a man. If he/she is going to the ladies’ rooms, something is out of sync with the universe. * * * \*In japanese: ichi 1, ni 2, san 3, shi 4, go 5 ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-with-you-shut-my-threads-down-again/536931/33 "2010-04-22T13:42:06Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > And you didn’t want to tip your hand because? He’ll spill his beer? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-with-you-shut-my-threads-down-again/536931/34 "2010-04-22T13:50:43Z")
I burning your shit! ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-with-you-shut-my-threads-down-again/536931/35 "2010-04-22T13:54:12Z")
Now I’m wanting to see the thread that was shut down. Don’t tell me, it was even more difficult to parse than this one? I was walking by a very young couple in the park yesterday, while walking my dog. He was totally working the gangsta wannabe wardrobe and as I walked by I overheard the girl say, “Dude, stop talking like that I can’t understand you, just speak English already.” You could kind of see on his face that he wanted to impress the girl and she said it kind of gently. I wanted to scream, “True that!”, but being over 50, I resisted the urge.😃 ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-with-you-shut-my-threads-down-again/536931/36 "2010-04-22T14:01:41Z")
Okay, now I see. Nutter, and shit, got it. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-with-you-shut-my-threads-down-again/536931/37 "2010-04-22T14:02:15Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > I don’t dislike the guy. It’s just that gimmick posters don’t work here. To fit in, you have to be a real person, not a bad SNL skit. > > Being a little weird is cool. Being a whole lotta weird, all the damn time, gets old quickly. Apparently you don’t remember your welcome back thread. I’m not sure why I do. I mean, come on, if the SEC isn’t a gimmick, I don’t know what is! ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-with-you-shut-my-threads-down-again/536931/38 "2010-04-22T14:02:59Z")
> [@elbows](#): > > Now I’m wanting to see the thread that was shut down. > > Don’t tell me, it was even more difficult to parse than this one? Totally incomprehensible, but a great title: [Dear Chicks: This is some Shit I gotta Axe you 'Bout](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=560400). Also closed down was [Hey, Admins, YOU’RE A FUCKIN HOLDOUT!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=560410) ---
**Author:** ![Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc79bd/32.png) [@Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amber_in_Treasury)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-with-you-shut-my-threads-down-again/536931/39 "2010-04-22T14:04:16Z")
Sorry **'Powz** , but you’re wrong about the SDMB. This place is not only about D&D, WoW and Star Wars. It’s about obsessing over _kittehs_ too! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-with-you-shut-my-threads-down-again/536931/40 "2010-04-22T14:05:01Z")
> [@ShermanAter](#): > > Interior crocodile alligator, > I drive a Chevrolet movie theater Now who inflicted that upon this very messageboard? Also, I’m very pro- **Kapowzler**. Is there really a witch hunt brewing? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-with-you-shut-my-threads-down-again/536931.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-with-you-shut-my-threads-down-again/536931.md?page=3)