# What is wrong with me? Why am I here?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-wrong-with-me-why-am-i-here/22026>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 11, 2000, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-wrong-with-me-why-am-i-here/22026 "2000-06-11T13:21:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Nika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ba9def/32.png) [@Nika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nika)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-wrong-with-me-why-am-i-here/22026/21 "2000-06-11T18:42:27Z")

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☹ ☹ ☹ ☹ ☹ ☹ ☹ ☹ ☹ ☹ ☹ ☹ ☹ ☹ ☹ My deepest sympathies.

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**Author:** ![And\_Salt\_to\_You](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e8cbc/32.png) [@And\_Salt\_to\_You](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/And_Salt_to_You)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-wrong-with-me-why-am-i-here/22026/22 "2000-06-11T18:51:57Z")

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Time to find a new hobby.  
I suggest fish scaling.  
If you can do that for me, I’ve your dinner ready from the one I just finished.

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**Author:** ![dragonlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@dragonlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonlady)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-wrong-with-me-why-am-i-here/22026/23 "2000-06-11T23:14:29Z")

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> \*\*  
> But I could dick you over any way you like.
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> Missionary,  
> Doggy-style…  
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Chief! Shame on you for tormenting the poor thing when she only has a week of such activites left! Of course, I suppose that bobbing around out there in the Gulf has left you pretty short of opportunites yourself! LOL  
(Note: No smilies-I hate them too!)

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2000, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-wrong-with-me-why-am-i-here/22026/24 "2000-06-12T00:16:07Z")

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> But I could dick you over any way you like.
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> Missionary,  
> Doggy-style…  
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So…these were the only two options you could…ahem…come up with??

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**Author:** ![Nika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ba9def/32.png) [@Nika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nika)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2000, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-wrong-with-me-why-am-i-here/22026/25 "2000-06-12T00:22:01Z")

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Let’s not get upset over the number of positions we can think of. I mean it is not the position it is what you do when you are in that position, right?

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