# What is you favorite PORN Movie? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 23, 2000, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-you-favorite-porn-movie/42457 "2000-11-23T16:24:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2000, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-you-favorite-porn-movie/42457/1 "2000-11-23T16:24:27Z")
I’m not talking about wall to wall sex films. I’m talking about movies, with a plot and passable acting and so on. **Cafe Flesh** is my favorite. If you get a chance to see it, you’ll understand. Max, the MC of the club, is truly brilliant. The main characters are really quite good at acting and telling the story. The writing is superb, and the lighting is eerie. There is only about 6-7 sexual acts in the whole film…which are fantastic. So, lets have it. \*\* what’s you favorite porn film\*\*? ---
**Author:** ![Booker57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2000, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-you-favorite-porn-movie/42457/2 "2000-11-23T17:43:30Z")
Dixie Ray, Hollywood star. Even without the sex it was a fair-to -middlin movie.MTS ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2000, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-you-favorite-porn-movie/42457/3 "2000-11-23T18:56:55Z")
_Emmanuelle in Bangkok_ Laura Gemser always has been my favorite, and always will be. And I finally found a shop that sells the tape! –sublight. ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2000, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-you-favorite-porn-movie/42457/4 "2000-11-23T20:24:14Z")
Behind the Green Door Debbie Does Dallas Its a tie 😃 ---
**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2000, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-you-favorite-porn-movie/42457/5 "2000-11-23T20:24:49Z")
I had to go way back here, but I knew I remembered a post along these lines. It’s not exactly what you’re after, but it was a fun read all the same. Find it [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=32628). I’m still sticking with my **Chameleons** movie as an all-time classic. If I could only find that Hamlet movie they talked about… ---
**Author:** ![Poirot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@Poirot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poirot)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2000, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-you-favorite-porn-movie/42457/6 "2000-11-23T23:01:28Z")
I like the classics of my youth “Deep Throat” “Debbie Does Dallas” “I am Curious, Yellow)” The newer ones all run together. ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2000, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-you-favorite-porn-movie/42457/7 "2000-11-24T16:12:36Z")
Didn’t they have a “Blue” version of “I Am Curious”? My understanding is that the “Yellow” version is somewhat tamer for theater-going audiences. Or American audiences. I forget. As for me - well, it’s the first movie I remember seeing. **Taboo** with Kay Parker. ---
**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2000, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-you-favorite-porn-movie/42457/8 "2000-11-24T16:39:39Z")
Back when I watched them… [ul][li]New Wave Hookers, before it was revealed that Tracy Lords was underage. Now, the movie’s scenes with her are omitted, which would seriously subtract from it’s content.[/li][li]Tigresses… and Other Maneaters[/li][/ul] ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2000, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-you-favorite-porn-movie/42457/9 "2000-11-24T17:23:46Z")
Not really into porn films, but I’ve watched a few. (And I really _did_ real _Playboy_ for the articles… and comics!) _Nightdreams_ was about a girl who couldn’t orgasm. She’s wired into some sort of device and fantasizes. My favourite scene was the kitchen scene. She’s in a kitchen and the radio starts playing _Old Man River_. A black guy appears wearing a Cream of Wheat box that comes down to his thighs, with a cut-out for his penis. The cook’s face on the box is cut out so that the actor’s face is in its place. As she felates him, there are cut-aways to a loaf of bread. Eventually there is a toast dancing around and playing the sax. In another scene, there is a zombie-like man sitting in a chair. The actress is sitting in a chair next to him. She knocks on his chest (he’s dressed, BTW) and there is a hollow metallic sound. She starts feeling his crotch and a bulge appears. She unzips him and pulls out the head of a good-sized penis… or so we think. She pulls out his “unit”, but it’s actually a fetus! The “zombie” starts making a “gnaaah! gnaaah!” sound as she looks in horror/fascination at the fetus. Another scene shows her lying in bed, smoking a cigarette next to a large fish. The fish starts gasping. _Nightdreams_ is a very surreal film. I liked it for its bizarre “plot” (actually a series of vignettes), and the porn was secondary. I also saw _The Devil in Miss Jones II_ once. I don’t remember much about it, except that the devil ejaculated fire. That was interesting. ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2000, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-you-favorite-porn-movie/42457/10 "2000-11-24T17:35:54Z")
The “No Man’s Land Series” (yes, it is all lesbian) is pretty decent, esp # 9 or # 10 where the ladies use a Sybian. :eek: 🙂 Also, Tia Carrera’s “Adam and Eve” films are surprisingly well done. I have a fondness for _Wildflower_, even though there is a guy in it…yuck! ---
**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2000, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-you-favorite-porn-movie/42457/11 "2000-11-24T18:06:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anthracite \* > \*\*Also, Tia Carrera’s[sic] “Adam and Eve” films are surprisingly well done. I have a fondness for _Wildflower_, even though there is a guy in it…yuck! \*\* You mean the actress in the “Wayne’s World” movies? ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2000, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-you-favorite-porn-movie/42457/12 "2000-11-24T18:19:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AWB \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Anthracite \* > > \*\*Also, Tia Carrera’s[sic] “Adam and Eve” films are surprisingly well done. I have a fondness for _Wildflower_, even though there is a guy in it…yuck! \*\* > > You mean the actress in the “Wayne’s World” movies? \*\* Oh Hell…I mean **Asia Carrera**. D’oh! ---
**Author:** ![Juggler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/juggler/32/3194_2.png) [@Juggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juggler)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2000, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-you-favorite-porn-movie/42457/13 "2000-11-24T18:26:33Z")
> [@](#): > > Didn’t they have a “Blue” version of “I Am Curious”? My understanding is that the “Yellow” version is somewhat tamer for theater-going audiences. Or American audiences. I forget. These are swedish films from the 60’s. I think the blue one was a sequel. ---
**Author:** ![quasar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/48db29/32.png) [@quasar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quasar)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2000, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-you-favorite-porn-movie/42457/14 "2000-11-24T23:29:55Z")
What is porn? 😃 A porn movie with a plot. That I gotta see. The ones I know are of the bang-bang variety, you know, no talk, just filthy animal sex. The only “plot” element involved is how to come up with an excuse to fuck. That is as far as they go. After the initial premise has been set (I want to fuck and I am gonna get it with a bunch of spectacularly hot whores) it is all fuck, fuck, fuck ’til the end credits roll by. As to names, I don’t pay attention to those, I am more focused on the content of the flick. 🙂 But one cool name would be **Fuck-o-rama**. That’s one I would like to watch. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AWB \* > Back when I watched them… Yeah, right. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2000, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-you-favorite-porn-movie/42457/15 "2000-11-25T01:29:50Z")
John Leslie did some fascinating work, including CHAMELEONS, the only porn film where I hung around to watch the ending. ---
**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2000, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-you-favorite-porn-movie/42457/16 "2000-11-25T14:19:04Z")
Thanks **RealityChuck** … I knew I’d found a porn masterpiece the second I snapped it on. I need to be one of those video store employee movie of the week guys. ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2000, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-you-favorite-porn-movie/42457/17 "2000-11-25T17:20:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anthracite \* > **where the ladies use a Sybian. :eek: 🙂** Um… what is that? ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2000, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-you-favorite-porn-movie/42457/18 "2000-11-25T17:30:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tiggeril \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Anthracite \* > > **where the ladies use a Sybian. :eek: 🙂** > > Um… what is that? \*\* Ohhhhhh, my dear, innocent little **tiggeril**! A Sybian is a large vibrator shaped like half-cylinder that lays on the floor. The woman straddles and rests comfortably on top of it, while the entire thing vibrates **powerfully**. It sends huge vibrations through your enire pelvis in a wonderful way. It has many different attachments for the front and rear orifi (or both at the same time :eek: ) that vibrate and move as well. It is operated by a hand control, that can be controlled by the woman or the partner. While the sellers make some dramatic claims, a couple people I have talked to who personally have used it back them up - it produces enormous, continuous orgasms - to the point of exhaustion. It’s the sort of thing that makes her glassy-eyed and drooling woth orgasm, one woman told me (she said she had more than 12 orgasms in one hour, then had to stop because she was starting to collapse from exhaustion). Due to the sitting posture, it can be hard on the knees, so you need a pad. Also, the vibrations tend to make your insides and legs weak and trembling, and some women have trouble even getting back off the thing (especially if they are impaled front and rear! :eek: ). The woman I talked to said she was “trapped” on it one time for another 30 minutes before her legs would stop shaking and help lift her off of the … err… protrusions. But I more think she just wanted to rest and cool off… The only other downside is the cost - they are about $1500 IIRC, but they really do work! So put it on your Xmas list… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2000, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-you-favorite-porn-movie/42457/19 "2000-11-25T17:49:19Z")
:eek: I…um…er…wow. Contin…12 per…God **DAMN!!** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2000, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-you-favorite-porn-movie/42457/20 "2000-11-25T18:00:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anthracite \* > \*\*It’s the sort of thing that makes her glassy-eyed and drooling woth orgasm, one woman told me (she said she had more than 12 orgasms in one hour, then had to stop because she was starting to collapse from exhaustion). \*\* You women can be so damn lucky sometimes! It’s almost enough to make me want to trade in my penis to be able to do that. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-you-favorite-porn-movie/42457.md?page=2)