# What is you favorite PORN Movie? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 23, 2000, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-you-favorite-porn-movie/42457 "2000-11-23T16:24:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-you-favorite-porn-movie/42457/41 "2000-11-27T17:29:25Z")
The Dark Brothers!!! How could I forget. New Wave Hookers, the “Let me tell ya about…” series. The Dark Bros are truly pornaful. I’m surprised that no one has seen Cafe Flesh. Well, I’m not really surprised at all. ---
**Author:** ![Dogzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@Dogzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogzilla)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-you-favorite-porn-movie/42457/42 "2000-11-27T20:11:38Z")
As one of the Founding Members of the Tallahassee Porn Club, I feel compelled to post. We’ve been meeting for nearly two years on a monthly basis with the idea that none of us had really seen a decent porn flick. We decided to systematically check 'em out so we can truly determine the differences between good vs. bad in porn. Hence, I have lots of comments, please forgive the length of this post! 1. Favorites: (me personally, not speaking for the Club): Behind the Green Door and Alice and Wonderland XXX 2. I tend to prefer cheesy 70’s porn. The costumes are horrible, the lighting is worse, the scripting (or lack thereof) is reprehensible. But the humans are real. They have zits on their asses, C-section scars, stubble and have NOT shaved their pubes into pretty cookie-cutter shapes. And none of the women have had breast implants. There are actually 70’s porn stars who are (were) A-Cups! Now, there’s a 'ho I can respect! 😉 Besides there is no finer music set to porn than the crap they came up with in the 70’s. Egad. 3. For those who feel watching porn is pointless: be that as it may, why did you bother posting here? I think that makes your post pointless. Typically, I don’t get much out of these movies – most women are not turned on by the visual, as opposed to men. However, I do enjoy heckling a bad movie, whether there’s a cum shot in it or not… therefore my porn watching is not to acheive any kind of gratification except to satisfy my urge to make fun of people I don’t know. This means that there is a point to it… you might consider opening your mind a little, honey. 4. Finally, thanks to all of you who posted with your faves. I now have a HUGE list to choose from next time it’s my turn to pick the movie for the meetings. I think the club would love to see that Peter Scolari one. ---
**Author:** ![psiekier](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psiekier/32/116_2.png) [@psiekier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psiekier)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-you-favorite-porn-movie/42457/43 "2000-11-27T23:29:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Omniscient \* > \*\* > I personally think anything by Michael Nin is worth sitting through without using the fast forward button. My favorite is **The Dinner Party** , but I admit the plot is also a little bit thin. > \*\* Aw, crap! You beat me to it! _Dinner Party_ is the best X-rated film I’ve ever seen; works of Candida Royale aside, I’ve actually found it enjoyable for both partners, not just my half. The _No Man’s Land_ series are OK, but I think the best in that genre are _Where The Boys Aren’t_, episodes six and seven. They crammed the best-looking love goddesses they could find in to those two volumes, and haven’t been able to match it since. > [@](#): > > \*\* > PS. I am so going to buy my next SO a Sybian, and thats a diamond in any porn one may stumble across. \*\* They had a device like that in _M.O.R. Than a Woman_. I’ve never actually seen it, but I think the M.O.R. is a rip-off of the Sybian. * * * Pete Long time RGMWer and ardent AOLer ---
**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-you-favorite-porn-movie/42457/44 "2000-11-29T22:56:40Z")
Jimmy, (I can’t believe I’m going to admit this.) I own a copy of “Cafe Flesh”. I find the rat/milkman in the first stage show disturbing. ---
**Author:** ![Uniball](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Uniball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uniball)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-you-favorite-porn-movie/42457/45 "2000-11-30T01:39:06Z")
Take Off The Devil In Miss Jones 2 (better than the original, IMHO) Desires Within Young Girls The Extasy Girls Deep Throat (it’s funny!) Naughty Network Flesh Gordon (it was supposed to be X-Rated, then they cut all the hardcore). But the best porn title is the gay video HOLE OF THE BRAVE. ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-you-favorite-porn-movie/42457/46 "2000-11-30T01:57:41Z")
_Alien Erotica: The Secret Files_ _Bikini Hotel_, if only for the sound effects I don’t usually go for the hard core type of stuff, but I’ll say that _Cellar Dwellers_ was, uh, interesting. A lot of spitting in it, which is just odd. Best line: “You ass-eating-getting motherfucker.” Heavy metal music rather than the usual porno soundtrack as well. ---
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-you-favorite-porn-movie/42457/47 "2000-12-04T22:49:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Omniscient \* > \*\* > PS. I am so going to buy my next SO a Sybian \*\* Ooh ooh ooh!! Im yours. Im completely yours. (I just spent a half hour at [http://www.safest-way.com/](http://www.safest-way.com/) … Can you say ‘Money well spent’?) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-you-favorite-porn-movie/42457.md?page=2)