# What is YOUR battle cry? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 24, 2003, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602 "2003-09-24T18:26:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602/21 "2003-09-24T19:54:19Z")
Prowling along the candy store, swinging a thorned whip, cometh Swampbear! And he gives a bloodthirsty grunt: “By Odin’s mighty spear, I lay waste to the landscape until my loins find satisfaction!!!” WOOF! I am all excited now. ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMule](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc348/32.png) [@MonkeyMule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMule)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602/22 "2003-09-24T19:54:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anamorphic \* > \*\*I don’t need some website to tell me that my battlecry is: > > “SPOON!” \*\* Damn you stole my battle cry!! Come Little Wooden Boy, We must protect “The City” ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602/23 "2003-09-24T20:02:47Z")
“Bring me my brown pants!” ---
**Author:** ![Gotterfunken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/58956e/32.png) [@Gotterfunken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gotterfunken)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602/24 "2003-09-24T20:08:36Z")
Hark! Who is that, skulking amidst the freeway! It is Skopo, hands clutching a burning branch! He cries apocalyptically: “I’m going to use you like a hand puppet!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602/25 "2003-09-24T20:10:44Z")
Lo! Who is that, rampaging through the steppes! It is Simple Dreamer, hands clutching a mighty sword! She bellows ominously: “I’m going to contort you with such wanton cruelty, you will drink poison and piss honey!!” ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602/26 "2003-09-24T20:15:45Z")
**"I’m going to flog you until you bleed out your eyes!!"** I prefer “Nee!” ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602/27 "2003-09-24T20:17:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Edward The Head \* > **hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer** Sounds like you have a Prince Albert. _snicker_ ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602/28 "2003-09-24T20:27:59Z")
The FUCK out my way! ---
**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602/29 "2003-09-24T20:31:06Z")
Zang! Who is that, striding amidst the steppes! It is Essvee, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! She screams thunderously: “I’m going to smash you with such disregard for common sense, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602/30 "2003-09-24T20:36:10Z")
Skulking across the fields, attacking with buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Michael Ellis! And he gives a gutteral cry: “I’m going to hack into your brain, and type FORMAT C: !!!” ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602/31 "2003-09-24T20:40:06Z")
oh my, mine came out to be a bit nasty– Yea, verily: Who is that, striding out of the fields! It is **Misstee** , hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! She screams mightily: “I’m going to fuck you so painfully, you’ll reincarnate as an X-file!” ---
**Author:** ![Aholibah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Aholibah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aholibah)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602/32 "2003-09-24T20:55:48Z")
Stalking over the terrain, brandishing a studded crowbar, cometh Aholibah! And she gives a vengeful bellow: “I’m going to pummel you with such disregard for common sense, your momma won’t recognize you!!” ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602/33 "2003-09-24T21:12:45Z")
Mine would be, according to the war-cry generator: Who is that, sprinting through the fields? It is EddyTeddyFreddy, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a cruel grunt, her voice cometh: “Ares, God of War, be praised! I feel like chicken tonight!” Although, as _Mistress of the Eight Cats_, I’m more inclined to: **"GITOFFATHAT!!!"** ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602/34 "2003-09-24T21:23:02Z")
Mine very accurately says: Zang! Who is that, prowling out of the terrain! It is Chefguy, hands clutching a burning branch! He cries homicidally: “I’m seriously going to hump you with such zeal, you will polymorph into a purple worm!” ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602/35 "2003-09-24T21:25:57Z")
AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!! ---
**Author:** ![Plankspanker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Plankspanker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plankspanker)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602/36 "2003-09-24T21:38:47Z")
'Zang! Who is that, stalking along the desert! It is PlankSpanker, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He bellows mightily: “I’m going to smack you until you’re bright blue, and add a notch to my bedpost!”’ _sigh_ just when i thought i got the whole reason for my name sorted out… ---
**Author:** ![Xanthas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a5b964/32.png) [@Xanthas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xanthas)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602/37 "2003-09-25T01:10:23Z")
_Blodu ok jarna!_ ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602/38 "2003-09-25T01:17:47Z")
Hark! Who is that, stalking over the candy store! It is JimSox5, hands clutching a mighty sword! He roars gutterally: “I’m going to unleash oven cleaner in your pants!!!” ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602/39 "2003-09-25T01:27:16Z")
“GOOD ENOUGH!” ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602/40 "2003-09-25T01:30:22Z")
According to What Is Your Battlecry, mine is… “I’M GOING TO FUCK YOU INTO THE FOURTH DIMENSION, AND GRIN LIKE A FUCKING MANIAC!!!” Woah. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602.md?page=3)