# What is YOUR battle cry? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 24, 2003, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602 "2003-09-24T18:26:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602/41 "2003-09-25T01:34:39Z")
Prowling through the mini-mall parking lot, brandishing a sharpened screwdriver, cometh **Bosda Di’Chi Of Tricor**! And he gives a mighty scream: “This one’s for you, mom! I sow darkness and discord until there is no more hope!” ---
**Author:** ![Booker57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602/42 "2003-09-25T01:38:09Z")
Waka ding hoy. I have used this. ---
**Author:** ![Rabid\_Squirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Rabid\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rabid_Squirrel)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602/43 "2003-09-25T01:50:15Z")
Wow. My real name battlecry is _so_ cooler than my username’s: > [@](#): > > I’m going to fuck you until you bleed out your eyes, and throw you out the window!" ---
**Author:** ![Spavined\_Gelding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@Spavined\_Gelding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spavined_Gelding)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602/44 "2003-09-25T02:08:28Z")
I hesitate to post this since it is real and may mean something to other readers: **Black Lions! With me! With Me!** ---
**Author:** ![look\_ninjas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@look\_ninjas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/look_ninjas)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602/45 "2003-09-25T02:28:44Z")
> [@](#): > > Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking through the tundra! It is Look!ninjas, hands clutching a thorned whip! She screams gutterally: > > “I’m going to brutalize you until you bleed out your eyes!” In real life, however, I think I’ll just stick with randomly spewing whatever curse words come to mind. ---
**Author:** ![SlightDistrurbance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SlightDistrurbance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlightDistrurbance)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602/46 "2003-09-25T03:53:03Z")
Oh my… Zang! Who is that, stalking over the desert! It is SlightDisturbance, hands clutching a studded crowbar! She screams homicidally: “I’m going to fuck you so utterly, you will polymorph into a purple worm!!” And how exactly would one go about doing such a thing? ---
**Author:** ![AK-Dave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7cd45c/32.png) [@AK-Dave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AK-Dave)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602/47 "2003-09-25T04:43:54Z")
Zang! Who is that, sprinting out of the terrain! It is Ak-Dave, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a bloodthirsty howl, his voice cometh: “I’m going to gouge out your eyeballs and SKULL FUCK YOU!!!” (God I love that movie) ---
**Author:** ![Frankenbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c0e974/32.png) [@Frankenbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankenbear)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602/48 "2003-09-25T05:14:16Z")
All this time I thought my battle cry was: **Beware the Toothpick of Terror!** But in actuallity it is: > [@](#): > > Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking through the tarmac! It is **Elaella** , hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with an ominous bellow, her voice cometh: > > **"I’m seriously going to pummel you like it’s a new extreme sport!"** ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602/49 "2003-09-25T05:30:09Z")
Rampaging over the mountains, attacking with two hardened pitas, cometh Don’t Ask! And he gives a booming cry: “I’m going to fuck you to the moon and back, and launch you into deep space!” ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602/50 "2003-09-25T05:35:06Z")
\*Yea, verily: Who is that, striding amidst the tarmac! It is SanguineSpider, hands clutching a burning branch! She bellows homicidally: “I’m going to pound you with such wanton cruelty, you will not be able to see straight!!!”\* ARRR!! See me burnin’ branch, ye scurvy fleas! Cruel I be, that be me! ARRR!! ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602/51 "2003-09-25T05:47:39Z")
My real name offers up: “This one’s for you, mom! I slice through beating hearts like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!” ---
**Author:** ![chattywine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5daacb/32.png) [@chattywine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chattywine)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602/52 "2003-09-25T05:56:30Z")
Striding across the mini-mall parking lot, wielding two hardened pitas, cometh Chattywine! And she gives a mighty roar: “I’m going to pulverize you in such an unsafe manner, your momma won’t recognize you!” YeeeeHaw! ---
**Author:** ![SnoopyFan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d07c76/32.png) [@SnoopyFan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnoopyFan)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602/53 "2003-09-25T06:21:03Z")
**I’m going to spackle you with wasabi!!!** ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602/54 "2003-09-25T06:53:20Z")
So, what was the medieval guy’s battle cry? “I’m going to go Spartan on your ass!” My favorite battle cry comes from gaming: **I shall meditate, then I shall kill you!** ---
**Author:** ![Odinoneeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@Odinoneeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odinoneeye)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602/55 "2003-09-25T07:31:25Z")
Hmmm… mine should be something Norse, but more likely it would be… “Don’t hurt me and I’ll give you money!” ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602/56 "2003-09-25T12:57:14Z")
Yea, verily: Who is that, striding out of the mini-mall parking lot! It is **Scuba\_Ben** , hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a cruel scream, his voice cometh: “For the love of carnage and discord, I destroy all in my path like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!” (Although in reality, my battle cry is usually made unintelligible by either a regulator or a mouthguard.) ---
**Author:** ![Horrifying\_Howler\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Horrifying\_Howler\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horrifying_Howler_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602/57 "2003-09-25T13:39:52Z")
I love mine. Rampaging on the icy wasteland, wielding a reflective halberd, cometh Magayuk! And she gives a gutteral scream: “I’m going to fuck you all the way to Old Bonny Scotland!!” ---
**Author:** ![Horrifying\_Howler\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Horrifying\_Howler\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horrifying_Howler_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602/58 "2003-09-25T13:43:33Z")
And a halberd appears to be a spear with an axe stuck to it. Sweet. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602/59 "2003-09-25T15:05:21Z")
My real name brings forth - “I’m going to fuck you until the Earth stands still!!!” Oh my goodness! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602/60 "2003-09-25T15:38:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Magayuk \* > \*\*And a halberd appears to be a spear with an axe stuck to it. Sweet. \*\* They also have a backspike or hook on 'em. Backspike–for a backhand blow. Hook–for killing Peter Pan. 😃 Actually, for pulling a rider off his horse. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-battle-cry/203602.md?page=4)