# What is your favorite insult? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 13, 2001, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-insult/49916 "2001-01-13T22:52:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![deb2world](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@deb2world](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deb2world)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-insult/49916/21 "2001-01-16T18:52:11Z")
Oh my favorite is As an outsider, what do you think of the human race. ---
**Author:** ![Fleetwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fleetwood/32/271_2.png) [@Fleetwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fleetwood)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-insult/49916/22 "2001-01-16T19:10:28Z")
Go F\*\*\* yourself! ---
**Author:** ![Gazoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce73a5/32.png) [@Gazoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazoo)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-insult/49916/23 "2001-01-16T19:17:53Z")
“You are depriving some poor village of it’s idiot.” ---
**Author:** ![ianzin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@ianzin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ianzin)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-insult/49916/24 "2001-01-16T19:36:16Z")
I’ve always admired the cleverness of what I’m told is an old Yiddish insult: “May you catch a disease and have it named after you”. Anyone rmember an ancient sitcom starring Valerie Harper as “Rhoda”? It had some really sharp writing. F’rexample, there’s a guy who’s sweet on Rhoda but she can’t stand him. He turns up at her apartment: Rhoda: Larry (sigh), why are you here? Larry: I thought I’d drop by and cheer you up! Rhoda: Larry, you cannot do BOTH. This is still the best put down I’ve ever heard! ---
**Author:** ![c\_goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@c\_goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_goat)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-insult/49916/25 "2001-01-16T19:36:17Z")
I like [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=50561) thread’s title. That was a good one. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-insult/49916/26 "2001-01-16T19:39:23Z")
“Your intellect is rivaled only by garden tools” “So dense light bends around you.” ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-insult/49916/27 "2001-01-16T19:50:08Z")
“Stupid git.” --Argument Clinic skit, Monty Python Short and to the point. ---
**Author:** ![Anamorphic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anamorphic/32/3057_2.png) [@Anamorphic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anamorphic)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-insult/49916/28 "2001-01-16T20:11:20Z")
\*\* Specific Insult \*\* In the film business, extras are sometimes referred to as “Props that eat”. I’ve always liked that one. \*\* General Insult \*\* “You’re the load your mother should’ve swallowed!” ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-insult/49916/29 "2001-01-16T20:24:58Z")
Here’s a quarter. Go fuck yourself. ---
**Author:** ![Scarred](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/54ee81/32.png) [@Scarred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarred)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-insult/49916/30 "2001-01-16T20:44:44Z")
“You’re lower than a snake’s belly in a wagon rut.” “Are you always an asshole, or are you just having a bad day?” ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-insult/49916/31 "2001-01-16T20:44:56Z")
He couldn’t find his ass in the dark if he used both hands, a map, and a flashlight. ---
**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-insult/49916/32 "2001-01-16T21:56:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \* > \*\*Cum sucking road whore. > \*\* I say “Cum sucking gutter whore.” Once while really pissed at someone, I yelled “Shit fuck fire!” Ever since then, it’s been my insult. ---
**Author:** ![King\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7bcc69/32.png) [@King\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/King_Rat)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-insult/49916/33 "2001-01-16T22:05:04Z")
I like the ones from this here page [http://max.clubs.byu.edu/stuff/officerreport.htm](http://max.clubs.byu.edu/stuff/officerreport.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-insult/49916/34 "2001-01-16T22:08:40Z")
Thrice cursed son of a motherless goat. ---
**Author:** ![FallenAngel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@FallenAngel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FallenAngel)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-insult/49916/35 "2001-01-16T23:09:18Z")
Smegging git and bloody fucking cum bubble. ---
**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-insult/49916/36 "2001-01-17T02:24:28Z")
Two: “If I want any more shit out of you, I’ll squeeze your head.” “Are you only using your head to keep the rain out of your neck?” ---
**Author:** ![Jman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jman/32/4416_2.png) [@Jman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jman)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-insult/49916/37 "2001-01-17T02:33:19Z")
My current favorite is courtesy of Trey Parker and Matt Stone: “Eat penguin shit, you ass spelunker.” Jman ---
**Author:** ![High\_Plains\_Drifter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9bcb4/32.png) [@High\_Plains\_Drifter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/High_Plains_Drifter)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-insult/49916/38 "2001-01-17T04:36:04Z")
I’ve always been partial to “Goop Gobblin’ Troll”. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-insult/49916/39 "2001-01-17T05:04:10Z")
Fuckstick Fuckface Dickhead Stupid bitch (most common when driving and not strictly for women) [sub]and of course[/sub] Asshole ---
**Author:** ![Ziactrice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/3ab097/32.png) [@Ziactrice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ziactrice)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-insult/49916/40 "2001-01-17T05:18:07Z")
I was staying late to finish some drafting work _he’d_ promised someone on too short a notice. He walks in, asks in a snide tone, “How are you doing, Picasso?” I respond, before I have time to think twice, “Are you always this much of an asshole, or do you have to WORK at it?” AND HE SAYS, “Oh, I work at it all the time!” and calmly walks back out… But I never got anymore 5:30 PM work assignments worth another four hours of work, either… 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-insult/49916.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-insult/49916.md?page=3)