# What is your favorite insult? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 13, 2001, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-insult/49916 "2001-01-13T22:52:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![BrokenInHalf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a3d4f5/32.png) [@BrokenInHalf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrokenInHalf)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-insult/49916/41 "2001-01-17T05:31:23Z")
Could I borrow a chromosome? You seem to have one or two extra. ---
**Author:** ![JCThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dc4da7/32.png) [@JCThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JCThunder)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-insult/49916/42 "2001-01-17T07:51:53Z")
Your momma’s so fat, her belt size is equator. ---
**Author:** ![Xerxes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/d2c977/32.png) [@Xerxes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xerxes)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-insult/49916/43 "2001-01-17T10:31:50Z")
Reporter: So, Mr Gandhi, what do you think of Western civilisation? Gandhi: Why, I think it would be a very good idea… ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-insult/49916/44 "2001-01-17T16:56:53Z")
Here’s a quarter. Go call someone who cares. (Actually it’s 35 cents in my neck of the woods.) I tend to just call people things like “butthead” and “prick.” ---
**Author:** ![Blackclaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e68b1a/32.png) [@Blackclaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackclaw)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-insult/49916/45 "2001-01-17T19:16:03Z")
I invented the term “putz boy” for a neighbor I once had. Feel free to use it. But here are my favorites for those special occasions. * * * If I was talking to you, I’d be using fewer syllables. Look you fast talking donker sucker, I’m not interested in anything that might come back out of your mouth. Goodbye and fuck you very much. ---
**Author:** ![Slartibartfastt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5e9695/32.png) [@Slartibartfastt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slartibartfastt)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-insult/49916/46 "2001-01-17T19:23:37Z")
I have a friend that was a little overweight and his favorite hat had this printed on it “I may be fat, but your ugly, and I can diet” ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Dave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/46a35a/32.png) [@Great\_Dave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Dave)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-insult/49916/47 "2001-01-17T19:32:44Z")
a couple of my favorites courtesy of the Shawshank Redemption: fuckstick bunch of ball washin bastards others include: mouthbreather monkey spunk and, with no offense to lesbians, Toll Booth Willie’s rant (Adam Sandler on CD): I’m gonna fuck you and all your fuckin lesbian fish eating friends in front of you fuckin mothers! What do you think of that, assfuck? ---
**Author:** ![Gregor\_Samsa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@Gregor\_Samsa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gregor_Samsa)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-insult/49916/48 "2001-01-17T19:49:35Z")
Don’t get mouthy, 'cause I’m about to get cocky. The best part of you ran down your mother’s leg. Those are two of the more polite ones. I can’t really repeat the rest in mixed company. They’re pretty foul. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-insult/49916/49 "2001-01-17T20:31:12Z")
You Thimble-Headed Gherkin! ---
**Author:** ![Upham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Upham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Upham)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-insult/49916/50 "2001-01-17T20:45:44Z")
> [@](#): > > **LICK MY CHERRY RED NIPPLES YOU LOUSE INFESTED OCTOPUS FUCKER** That, and the classic > [@](#): > > You’re fat. ---
**Author:** ![Stellablue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f19dbf/32.png) [@Stellablue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stellablue)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-insult/49916/51 "2001-01-18T02:40:57Z")
Go away or I shall taunt you a second time. Monty P ---
**Author:** ![St.Attila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@St.Attila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Attila)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-insult/49916/52 "2001-01-18T03:08:19Z")
Why don’t you run outside and play Hide-and-Go-Fuck-Yourself. So, you thought you could out-clever us French folk with your silly, knees-bent, running about, advancing behaviour. I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second-hand electric donkey bottom biters. – Monty Python and the Holy Grail, used during a game of Risk when I successfully defended France May bloody piles torment you May corns grow on your feet May crabs as big as turtles Crawl up your ass and eat And when you’re old and feeble And become a nervous wreck I hope your head falls through your ass And breaks your fucking neck. – Maclean & Maclean ---
**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-insult/49916/53 "2001-01-18T05:21:36Z")
“Are you normal?” (nobody ever answers no) “There’s a blue light special in the clue department.” “Does your entre family have double digit IQ’s, or is it just you?” “How’s the weather on your native planet?” “You must’ve gotten straight A’s in Asshole 101.” (borrowed from _Daria:_ “I’d talk to you…four hours into a kegger!” “You’re the perfect candidate for natural selection.” (although some maintain that one doesn’t make sense, I don’t care) ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-insult/49916/54 "2001-01-18T14:44:09Z")
If I’m really angry, I combine profanities. You Fuckass. Stupid cuntshit. If I’m near gasket blowing anger, I put on my fight face. That usually ends the situation. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-insult/49916.md?page=2)