# What is your favorite internal organ? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 8, 2005, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357 "2005-04-08T06:08:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357/1 "2005-04-08T06:08:55Z")
I would say my prostate is my favorite organ. It does me proud šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357/2 "2005-04-08T06:13:13Z")
I couldnā€™t live without a liver. Thatā€™s probably how it got its name. ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357/3 "2005-04-08T06:37:49Z")
Do my nuts count? ---
**Author:** ![Large\_Marge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/50afbb/32.png) [@Large\_Marge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Large_Marge)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357/4 "2005-04-08T06:41:12Z")
My heart, of course. šŸ˜ƒ My least favorite: My bladder. Itā€™s too damn small. If I suddenly inherited a gob of money, I wouldnā€™t get a boob job or a nose job: Iā€™d get a bladder the size of a watermelon. ---
**Author:** ![Nefarious\_Chipmunk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nefarious_chipmunk/32/1045_2.png) [@Nefarious\_Chipmunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nefarious_Chipmunk)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357/5 "2005-04-08T07:29:16Z")
I am all about the pancreasā€¦ off to eat some ice cream ---
**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357/6 "2005-04-08T07:42:08Z")
Iā€™ve long been a fan of the uvula. Great organ with a weak PR department. Itā€™s almost vaguely nasty in a moist and discreetly titillating manner. Mmmmm. Itā€™s fun to say, too. Say it with me, \*uvula. \* There, isnā€™t that nice? yea, I had some beer. oh well. sometimes we get thirsty. while youā€™re here, say it again, you know you want toā€¦_uvula_ ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357/7 "2005-04-08T12:54:50Z")
> [@Incubus](#): > > I would say my prostate is my favorite organ. > > It does me proud šŸ˜ƒ Mine, too. Iā€™ve wondered why it is so sensitive to stimulation. Youā€™d think, being hidden away and only accessble via the ass, that it wouldnā€™t have any feeling at all. ---
**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357/8 "2005-04-08T13:08:23Z")
My favorite organ is a vagina. Penis ensued. ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357/9 "2005-04-08T13:13:25Z")
Another vote for the heart. šŸ™‚ My least favorite is the uterus. ---
**Author:** ![yellowval](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/919ad9/32.png) [@yellowval](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yellowval)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357/10 "2005-04-08T13:28:29Z")
Definitely the liver. Iā€™m so fond of it, in fact, that Iā€™m going to work on preserving it through pickling all weekend. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357/11 "2005-04-08T13:31:16Z")
A comedian once said ā€œI used to think my brain was my favorite organ, then realized what was telling me thatā€¦ā€ Might have been Emo Philips. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357/12 "2005-04-08T13:33:16Z")
I like the Spleen. In fact, I _love_ the Spleen! Just the word makes me giddy. Spleen! Spleen! Spleen! šŸ˜ƒšŸ˜ƒšŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Goob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c77e96/32.png) [@Mr.Goob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Goob)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357/13 "2005-04-08T13:52:43Z")
> [@yellowval](#): > > Definitely the liver. Iā€™m so fond of it, in fact, that Iā€™m going to work on preserving it through pickling all weekend. Iā€™ve always said I hate my liver and will keep punishing it. Drown yaā€™ bastard drown! ---
**Author:** ![MagicEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@MagicEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicEyes)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357/14 "2005-04-08T14:36:08Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > I like the Spleen. > In fact, I _love_ the Spleen! I was going to say that. :mad: You stole my spleen! And I thought I was all original and stuff. ā˜¹ So Iā€™m going to go with my lungs. Itā€™s nice to have good, healthy lungs! Life sucks if you canā€™t breathe. The gallbladder, I can do without. I could even get by without an uvula. But I couldnā€™t live without lungs. Itā€™s not really an organ, but the inside of my nose is quite lovely. Every doctor who looks up my nose tells me how nice it looks! ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357/15 "2005-04-08T15:06:30Z")
> [@MagicEyes](#): > > I could even get by without an uvula. It behooves ya, ta take care of yer uvula! This has been a Classic SNL Flashback, courtesy of **Bosda Diā€™Chi of Tricor** , and of all that Acid you did back in the 60ā€™s. šŸ˜‰šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![zev\_steinhardt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/97f17d/32.png) [@zev\_steinhardt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zev_steinhardt)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357/16 "2005-04-08T15:21:09Z")
The gall bladder, invented by the late Dr. Samuel Gall. šŸ˜ƒ Zev Steinhardt ---
**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357/17 "2005-04-08T15:32:53Z")
The appendix. Heā€™s managed to stay ā€œon the payrollā€ while doing nothing for thousands of years! I think itā€™s my co-workers role model. ---
**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357/18 "2005-04-08T18:12:14Z")
The placentaā€¦the bodyā€™s only disposable organ ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357/19 "2005-04-08T18:23:42Z")
My pancreas is a stone-cold bastard, but weā€™ve been to hell and back together. ---
**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357/20 "2005-04-08T18:32:43Z")
Dammit, **Bosda**! You stole spleen. I donā€™t even know what a spleen does. 'Tis just an awesome word. I guess Iā€™m pretty fond of my stomach also. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357.md?page=2)