# What is your favorite internal organ?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 8, 2005, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357 "2005-04-08T06:08:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357/21 "2005-04-08T18:48:20Z")

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My gizzard. I don’t think I can possibly live without my gizzard.

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357/22 "2005-04-08T22:09:11Z")

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I love my brain and I’m rather partial to the heart as well. It’s very comforting to listen to a heartbeat, whether it’s your own or someone else’s. I hate the gall bladder though, and I’m glad it’s gone.

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**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357/23 "2005-04-08T23:00:59Z")

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Brrraaaiiin! 😉

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**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357/24 "2005-04-09T01:24:58Z")

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To be perfectly honest, the only internal organ I have ever had any personal involvement with is the vagina. Sorry.

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**Author:** ![Shana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@Shana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shana)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357/25 "2005-04-09T06:00:05Z")

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Right now I’d say my uterus because it’s holding my wee baby 🙂

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357/26 "2005-04-09T06:30:28Z")

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I like my duodenum. The love I have for it gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling way down in the pit of my…duodenum.

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**Author:** ![wenonahbone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b4bc9f/32.png) [@wenonahbone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wenonahbone)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357/27 "2005-04-09T08:13:01Z")

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My kidney…well my brother’s x - kidney. He was so kind to give it to me!

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**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357/28 "2005-04-09T09:10:20Z")

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Well, I like the word “spleen.” But seriously, I don’t play favorites, although lungs are pretty neat. I like having the capacity to project a lot of sound.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357/29 "2005-04-09T14:35:29Z")

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Nah, The skeleton’s the best internal organ. Without it you’d be a blob on the floor, looking sorta like a discarded bagpipe with thicker-than-normal pipes.

Yeah, life without a skeleton would suck.

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**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357/30 "2005-04-09T14:45:26Z")

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> [@wenonahbone](#):
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> My kidney…well my brother’s x - kidney. He was so kind to give it to me!

My kidney, because someone else is peeing with it!

(How’s that for a visual?)

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357/31 "2005-04-09T15:00:29Z")

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My skin! It’s the body’s largest organ, and without it we would look really gross, bleeding all over the place…

[Rocky Horror’s Janet singing]  
_Toucha toucha touch me!!!_  
[/RHJ]

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**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357/32 "2005-04-09T15:09:07Z")

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I hate liver.

But I’ll take onions any day!

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**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357/33 "2005-04-09T17:41:05Z")

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This thread confirms what I have always suspected. The jejunum don’t get no respect.

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**Author:** ![MagicEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@MagicEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicEyes)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357/34 "2005-04-09T18:09:42Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> Nah, The skeleton’s the best internal organ. Without it you’d be a blob on the floor, looking sorta like a discarded bagpipe with thicker-than-normal pipes.
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> Yeah, life without a skeleton would suck.

Oooh, that would be so cool! It would make a great horror movie. People just kind of oozing across the floor, their bodies shapeless pulsating blobs of skin and internal organs. Ewwwww!

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**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357/35 "2005-04-09T21:27:31Z")

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> [@Smeghead](#):
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> My pancreas is a stone-cold bastard, but we’ve been to hell and back together.

Same here, but she’s been behaving lately, so I gotta give her props. Yay for the pancreas, for, ya know, not killing me and stuff.

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**Author:** ![Hyperelastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Hyperelastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hyperelastic)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357/36 "2005-04-09T23:32:24Z")

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> [@ITR champion](#):
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> This thread confirms what I have always suspected. The jejunum don’t get no respect.

That’s because it’s so jejune.

I’ve always found the kidneys goddamned interesting.

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**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357/37 "2005-04-09T23:41:02Z")

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Hey pancreas!  
Hey pancreas!

You’re my favorite organ!

/Heywood Banks

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**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357/38 "2005-04-09T23:43:16Z")

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I gotta give some props to my Lymph nodes.

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**Author:** ![Khampelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Khampelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khampelf)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2005, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-internal-organ/298357/39 "2005-04-10T03:31:32Z")

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I’m adding myself to the Spleen fan club.

Such a misunderstood, underestimated organ. Also synonymous with malice and spite. Talk about your bad press. It’s underdog status may just make it the most popular organ, if that’s possible. Do I need to 'Spleen further?

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