# What is your favorite musical innuendo? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 7, 2006, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-musical-innuendo/338897 "2006-01-07T15:54:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![well\_he\_s\_back](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3ab097/32.png) [@well\_he\_s\_back](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/well_he_s_back)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-musical-innuendo/338897/61 "2006-04-19T21:14:35Z")
I remember a song, possibly a reggae song, about a fellow who was so broke he was going to have to sell the pussy…cat. ---
**Author:** ![The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_King_of_Soup)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-musical-innuendo/338897/62 "2006-04-19T22:48:41Z")
I’ve tried and tried to think of some clever musical innuendo. But all I could come up with were a bunch of musical dim innuendos. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-musical-innuendo/338897/63 "2006-04-19T23:58:04Z")
> [@Jonathan Chance](#): > > Junior High (Calle Mayor Middle School Torrance! Represent!). Really? Is that why your handle is the name of a helicopter traffic reporter in L. A.? 'Cause you’re from the South Bay? Huh. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-musical-innuendo/338897/64 "2006-04-20T14:03:38Z")
There’s a traffic reporter with my handle? I’m astonished and no, that’s not why. ---
**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-musical-innuendo/338897/65 "2006-04-20T14:24:31Z")
Muscle of Love and Feed My Frankenstein, both Alice Cooper. I’m late for work or I’d throw up a lyric or two. ---
**Author:** ![Ceejaytee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ceejaytee/32/2956_2.png) [@Ceejaytee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ceejaytee)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-musical-innuendo/338897/66 "2006-04-20T14:48:43Z")
Perhaps these are a little too straight-forward for innuendo but . . . One of my favorite songs of all time is **Sixty Minute Man** by The Dominoes, which came out in 1951. Some of the lyrics: Look here girls I’m telling you now They call me “Lovin’ Dan” I rock 'em, roll 'em all night long I’m a sixty-minute man. . . There’ll be 15 minutes of kissing Then you’ll holler “please don’t stop” There’ll be 15 minutes of teasing And 15 minutes of squeezing And 15 minutes of blowing my top If your man ain’t treating you right Come up and see ol’ Dan I rock 'em, roll 'em all night long I’m a sixty-minute man Then there’s the great Delbert McClinton’s **Never Been Rocked Enough** : I don’t pull no punch I don’t play no games It ain’t none of my business But it seems a shame Now I can’t hold back I got to speak my mind You look like a woman That needs a real good time You’ve been over here in the dark so long I ain’t no doctor, but I know what’s wrong… You never been rocked enough You never been rolled just right You act tense and nervous Honey, you’re too uptight You never been rocked enough You never been rolled just right My time is your time baby And baby I’ve got all night ---
**Author:** ![romansperson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/romansperson/32/17100_2.png) [@romansperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romansperson)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-musical-innuendo/338897/67 "2006-04-20T18:23:02Z")
No one’s mentioned \*\*The Joker \*\* by Steve Miller Band yet? \*You’re the cutest thing That I ever did see I really love your peaches Want to shake your tree \* ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-musical-innuendo/338897/68 "2006-04-20T19:08:41Z")
_Ice Cream Man_\* by Van Halen: > [@](#): > > Well, I’m usually passin’ by just about eleven o’clock > I never stop, I’m usually passin’ by, just around eleven o’clock > And if you let me cool you one time, you’ll be my regular stop > I got good lemonade, ah, dixie cups > All flavors and push ups too > I’m your ice cream man, stop me when I’m passin’ by > See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy ---
**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-musical-innuendo/338897/69 "2006-04-20T19:25:11Z")
Candye Kane does a number of risque songs. My personal favorite is _All you can eat and you can eat it all night long_, which is about a greasy spoon diner. Kinda.😉 ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-musical-innuendo/338897/70 "2006-04-20T19:32:08Z")
Wow, can’t believe nobody’s mentioned “One More Minute” by Weird Al: _I guess I might seem kind of bitter You’ve got me feeling down in the dumps 'cause I’m stranded all alone at the gas station of love And I have to use the self service pumps!_ 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-musical-innuendo/338897/71 "2006-04-20T20:22:52Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > Chuck Berry–My Ding-A-Ling > [@WordMan](#): > > Which of course makes me think of AC/DC’s Big Balls… > [@Khadaji](#): > > That was gonna be my answer too. My Ding-A-Ling pales in comparison to the less subtle Reelin’ & Rockin’ - especially side by side on the live “London Sessions” album. ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-musical-innuendo/338897/72 "2006-04-21T00:17:18Z")
Favorite: “You’re the cutest thing that I ever did see/Really love your peaches, want to shake your tree.” Steve Miller. Mmmm, peaches. ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-musical-innuendo/338897/73 "2006-04-21T02:12:05Z")
“The Ballad of Dick and Jane” by Pinkard & Bowden. It starts with a “disclaimer”. The boys ramble on about how some people come to comedy show to hear “blue” material, and well, we don’t do blue material, we try to keep it clean and innocent and what could be more pure and innocent than a song about Dick & Jane, from the first grade reader? There were three young men who fell in love with Jane Tom, Dick and Harry were their names “I am her only boyfriend!” each of them would boast But she passed on Tom and Harry, 'cause she liked Dick the most Now she’s got Dick in the palm of her hand She likes to hold Dick She likes to squeeze Dick She likes to kiss Dick all of the time Seems like Dick is always on her mind ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-musical-innuendo/338897/74 "2006-04-21T02:33:45Z")
When you’re in love with a beautiful woman it’s hard. ---
**Author:** ![Talon\_Karrde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Talon\_Karrde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talon_Karrde)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-musical-innuendo/338897/75 "2006-04-21T04:50:36Z")
If you want something that’s not at all subtle, there’s the original lyrics to Tutti Frutti. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-musical-innuendo/338897/76 "2006-04-21T06:46:55Z")
> [@foolsguinea](#): > > Favorite: > “You’re the cutest thing that I ever did see/Really love your peaches, want to shake your tree.” Steve Miller. > Mmmm, peaches. That is more what I was looking for in the OP. Many songs today come out and say what they mean, but I love the ones that wink and nod about it. One more example… The Cramps[(Can Your Pussy do the Dog?)](http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Can-Your-Pussy-Do-The-Dog-lyrics-Cramps/6B91387FDF341B4448256D92000D2DFF) ---
**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-musical-innuendo/338897/77 "2006-04-21T10:59:51Z")
Rolling Stones, Honky Tonk Women has one of my favorite “What, exactly, is going on here?” lines. “She blew my nose, and then she blew my mind.” But I vote with AC/DC’s Big Balls as the winner. “Some balls are held for charity, and some for fancy dress. But the ones that are held for pleasure are the ones that I like best…” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-musical-innuendo/338897.md?page=3)