# What is your favorite type of Pineapple?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-type-of-pineapple/290525>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 17, 2005, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-type-of-pineapple/290525 "2005-02-17T13:39:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![Can\_of\_Pineapples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@Can\_of\_Pineapples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Can_of_Pineapples)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-type-of-pineapple/290525/1 "2005-02-17T13:39:03Z")

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A. Fresh  
B. Canned (Sliced)  
C. Canned (Cubed)  
D. Canned (Crushed)

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-type-of-pineapple/290525/2 "2005-02-17T13:46:34Z")

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E) Spongebob’s House.

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**Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-type-of-pineapple/290525/3 "2005-02-17T13:53:37Z")

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Fresh Delmonte Gold.

What’s the deal with “Wally lives”? How long have you been around these parts?

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**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-type-of-pineapple/290525/4 "2005-02-17T13:59:17Z")

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Mmm mmm, nothing like cool fresh pineapple! But crushed is best for mixing up pina coladas.

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**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-type-of-pineapple/290525/5 "2005-02-17T14:00:42Z")

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I don’t have much chance to get fresh pineapple, but I love it. Fortunately, one of the chow halls here has chunk pineapple available for breakfast, so I can go get some in a minute. Sudden SDMB-induced craving, y’know?

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-type-of-pineapple/290525/6 "2005-02-17T14:05:30Z")

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Fresh.

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**Author:** ![brix11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c37758/32.png) [@brix11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brix11)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-type-of-pineapple/290525/7 "2005-02-17T14:17:34Z")

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Fresh is best, but one of my family delicacies is Jell-O pineapples. To make:

Stir 1 c. hot water w/ 4 oz. Jell-O. Open can of sliced pineapples. Drain juice. Pour Jell-O into can. Refrigerate for 3 hours. To serve, open other end of can and run a knife around the edge.

If you use blue Jell-O, the pineapples turn a wicked green color!

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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-type-of-pineapple/290525/8 "2005-02-17T14:35:36Z")

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Fresh _only_. I don’t even want to look at the canned stuff.

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-type-of-pineapple/290525/9 "2005-02-17T14:40:10Z")

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Oh, I love fresh best, but it makes my tongue all ouchy if I eat too much of it. (Not when we were in Bali, though. Maybe a different variety?) So I mostly eat canned in chunks. I’ve been making shredded coconut/crushed pineapple popsicles (with just enough pineapple/coconut juice to make 'em stick together) and they’re awesome.

I like that jell-o idea. I must try it soon.

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**Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-type-of-pineapple/290525/10 "2005-02-17T15:20:46Z")

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I love it fresh. I score it and turn it  
inside out and eat it  
like watermelon, right off the rind, juice dripping down my elbows into the grass.

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I post at [Fathom](http://fff.fathom.org/forums/forumdisplay.php?forumid=10)

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**Author:** ![Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tastes_of_chocolate/32/3232_2.png) [@Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tastes_of_Chocolate)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-type-of-pineapple/290525/11 "2005-02-17T18:18:27Z")

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Fresh, and even better if you are someplace where they actualy grow them.

> [@WhyNot](#):
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> Oh, I love fresh best, but it makes my tongue all ouchy if I eat too much of it. (Not when we were in Bali, though. Maybe a different variety?)

I’ve noticed this too. My guess is that pineapples intended for distant markets (like most of the US) are picked earlier, so that they don’t get overripe/rot before they get to the store. When you get one someplace that pineapples actually grow, they are sweeter and smoother flavored. Less acid taste.

I love the pineapple/coconut popsicle idea. I know what I’m trying once it gets warm.

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**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-type-of-pineapple/290525/12 "2005-02-17T22:11:59Z")

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> [@Can of Pineapples](#):
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> A. Fresh  
> B. Canned (Sliced)  
> C. Canned (Cubed)  
> D. Canned (Crushed)

You forgot in juice or in syrup  
Candied, dehydrated, or preserved.

I like pineapple sundried. 😃

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**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-type-of-pineapple/290525/13 "2005-02-17T22:19:09Z")

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> [@ouryL](#):
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> You forgot in juice or in syrup  
> Candied, dehydrated, or preserved.
> 
> I like pineapple sundried. 😃

Yes, yes, I do live in Hawaii but after eating pineapple for years in all forms, I like it in the form that was the least available intil recently.

PS As a kid, my sibling used to pick and can pineapple. We had so much can pineapple (and fresh too, we could get as much fresh ripe pineapple as we could eat because they were too ripe for sale as fresh or canned)in all forms that we routinely ate homemade pineapple popsicles and icecakes, as well as pineapple bread and pineapple cake.

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**Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-type-of-pineapple/290525/14 "2005-02-17T22:23:55Z")

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> [@ouryL](#):
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> Yes, yes, I do live in Hawaii but after eating pineapple for years in all forms, I like it in the form that was the least available intil recently.
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> PS As a kid, my sibling used to pick and can pineapple. We had so much can pineapple (and fresh too, we could get as much fresh ripe pineapple as we could eat because they were too ripe for sale as fresh or canned)in all forms that we routinely ate homemade pineapple popsicles and icecakes, as well as pineapple bread and pineapple cake.

And no, I do not know if eating too much pineapple after the taste of a man’s who-know-what! :dubious:

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**Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-type-of-pineapple/290525/15 "2005-02-17T23:05:17Z")

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We did one of those Eastern Carribean cruises…mid way through the trip we were on a hiking shore excursion on an island names after a St. with a lot of Vowels in his name (St. Maaartinomas the Virgin?) The tour gude told is to have the bus driver stop off at the little shak a half mile or so down the road on the way back to the boat.

They had these itty bitty pineapples about 6 inches tall and mabe 4 inches in diameter that were the BEST THING I’VE EVER TASTED. Even the cor was soft and sweet.

Can’t get THAT in landlocked Colorado. ☹

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**Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-type-of-pineapple/290525/16 "2005-02-18T03:54:03Z")

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I would like fresh pineapple, but I’m too lazy even to buy and cut one up, and an entire pineapple is just far too much for me, so small canned slices it is, stored in the fridge

4 slices to a can = perfect cool delicious snack

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-type-of-pineapple/290525/17 "2005-02-18T04:03:51Z")

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Crushed!

Crushed, I tells ya.

Crushed like a can of…

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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-type-of-pineapple/290525/18 "2005-02-18T04:07:37Z")

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> [@Tastes of Chocolate](#):
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> My guess is that pineapples intended for distant markets (like most of the US) are picked earlier, so that they don’t get overripe/rot before they get to the store. When you get one someplace that pineapples actually grow, they are sweeter and smoother flavored. Less acid taste.

Good guess, just not correct. Pineapple do not ripen once harvested, like bananas, grapes, and many other produce items. They are shipped cold, in order to stop the degradation over the shipping time.

Your second point is very, very true, though. I have eaten Del Monte Gold pineapples within seconds of harvest from the fields in southwestern Costa Rica, and there is no better time than then.

I used to work for Del Monte Fresh Produce, in the Corporate R&D Department.

My answer is, of course, fresh.

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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-type-of-pineapple/290525/19 "2005-02-18T04:12:30Z")

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Make that “like bananas, grapes, and many other produce items do.”

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**Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-type-of-pineapple/290525/20 "2005-02-18T04:13:30Z")

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I prefer drinking pineapple juice to eating the fruit.

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