# What is your favorite type of Pineapple? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 17, 2005, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-type-of-pineapple/290525 "2005-02-17T13:39:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-type-of-pineapple/290525/21 "2005-02-18T04:42:21Z")
> [@UncleBill](#): > > I have eaten Del Monte Gold pineapples within seconds of harvest from the fields . . . . Yea verily, I do bow down before thee! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-type-of-pineapple/290525/22 "2005-02-18T12:01:47Z")
Careful, those pineapple fronds will slice you up! ---
**Author:** ![Can\_of\_Pineapples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@Can\_of\_Pineapples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Can_of_Pineapples)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-type-of-pineapple/290525/23 "2005-02-18T13:40:46Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Crushed! > > Crushed, I tells ya. > > Crushed like a can of… …Pineapples, she whispered as she slowly unholstered her pistol. A voice spoke up behind her: “What better way to open a can when you can’t find the can opener?” “Dale Monte!” She exclaimed, “I thought you were dead!” “No ma’am,” he answered, “I got oot of that place right aboot the time the shit started hitting the fan.” She fainted. When she awoke… ---
**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-type-of-pineapple/290525/24 "2005-02-18T19:39:10Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by **snow** > I love it fresh. I score it and turn it > inside out and eat it > like watermelon, right off the rind, juice dripping down my elbows into the grass. Whoa. I love you. Reading that just made me feel incredibly happy and I don’t know why. Seroiusly, I’m obsessed with pineapple. I eat it all the time whenever I can. I love fresh the best, but sometimes it is too acidic (I think) and will start to hurt my tongue. Also I’m poor and it’s hard for me to want to spend 3 dollars on a piece of fruit. Even though it’s so delicious. Aside from fresh, I like sliced pineapple in a can. The kind that’s cut in rings. Mmmmm. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-type-of-pineapple/290525/25 "2005-02-18T21:59:09Z")
I went to Hawaii a few years ago and we had _Maui Gold_ pineapple. My mouth is watering just thinking about it. Fresh pineapple. Mmmm. _Maui Gold_, it ain’t just for smokin’ ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-type-of-pineapple/290525/26 "2005-02-19T04:06:24Z")
The street vendors in Bangkok sell fresh, ripe pineapple with a sort of salt/chili mixture for dipping. So you get sweet, a little sour, salty and spicy all in each bite. For about twenty five cents a bag. Mmmmmm, pineapple! ---
**Author:** ![Oregon\_sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/50afbb/32.png) [@Oregon\_sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oregon_sunshine)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-type-of-pineapple/290525/27 "2005-02-19T13:45:57Z")
[hijack] **Can of Pineapples** , I _love_ your username![/hijack] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-favorite-type-of-pineapple/290525.md?page=1)