# What is your longest/shortest sex session **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 29, 2016, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-longest-shortest-sex-session/761185 "2016-07-29T13:04:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Hbk4894](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e68b1a/32.png) [@Hbk4894](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hbk4894)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-longest-shortest-sex-session/761185/1 "2016-07-29T13:04:31Z")
Longest 74 minutes Shortest 79 seconds ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-longest-shortest-sex-session/761185/2 "2016-07-29T13:28:00Z")
I was too busy enjoying it to break out the stopwatch. ---
**Author:** ![MeanJoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanjoe/32/5693_2.png) [@MeanJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanJoe)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-longest-shortest-sex-session/761185/3 "2016-07-29T13:48:19Z")
Many years ago, when I was still my 20’s, I visited a g/f who was working out in San Diego for the summer. We got high-high-HIGH one night and had sex for what seemed like 4-5 hours. So… probably only about 10 minutes in non-stoned time. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-longest-shortest-sex-session/761185/4 "2016-07-29T13:52:19Z")
Longest: 7 minutes, 49 seconds. Shortest: 7 minutes, 49 seconds. I like to keep things on schedule. 450 pumps to completion, 480 if we’re feeling naughty. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-longest-shortest-sex-session/761185/5 "2016-07-29T13:54:58Z")
> [@Hbk4894](#): > > Longest 74 minutes > > Shortest 79 seconds You have a spotter? ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-longest-shortest-sex-session/761185/6 "2016-07-29T14:02:45Z")
Hey, I paid for an hour, I’m hanging out for the remaining 57 minutes. ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-longest-shortest-sex-session/761185/7 "2016-07-29T14:09:08Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > You have a spotter? Nah, one can just review the timer on the video. ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-longest-shortest-sex-session/761185/8 "2016-07-29T14:15:26Z")
Without going into details… Shortest was probably about 10 minutes. Longest was about 9 hours with many mini-breaks in there. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-longest-shortest-sex-session/761185/9 "2016-07-29T14:29:01Z")
Longest: Til the battery ran out Shortest: When she popped ---
**Author:** ![Doyle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doyle/32/439_2.png) [@Doyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doyle)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-longest-shortest-sex-session/761185/10 "2016-07-29T15:32:27Z")
Do we get to include foreplay? ---
**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-longest-shortest-sex-session/761185/11 "2016-07-29T16:05:08Z")
> [@Sir\_T-Cups](#): > > Shortest: When she popped Oh, that’s why she farted and flew out the window. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-longest-shortest-sex-session/761185/12 "2016-07-29T16:13:53Z")
> [@Sir\_T-Cups](#): > > Longest: Til the battery ran out > > Shortest: When she popped > [@Doyle](#): > > Do we get to include foreplay? Is inflating her considered foreplay? ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-longest-shortest-sex-session/761185/13 "2016-07-29T16:22:30Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > Is inflating her considered foreplay? I suppose it would depend on the location of the nozzle. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-longest-shortest-sex-session/761185/14 "2016-07-29T16:59:13Z")
> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#): > > I suppose it would depend on the location of the nozzle. I [Understand](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WQfZYacEAw) ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-longest-shortest-sex-session/761185/15 "2016-07-29T17:07:58Z")
It has been about thirty years straight now, with no interruptions despite our often being in different locations. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-longest-shortest-sex-session/761185/16 "2016-07-29T17:18:10Z")
> [@Doyle](#): > > Do we get to include foreplay? What difference will 10 seconds make? or Does that include the drive over? ---
**Author:** ![Doyle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doyle/32/439_2.png) [@Doyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doyle)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-longest-shortest-sex-session/761185/17 "2016-07-29T17:21:59Z")
> [@Doctor\_Jackson](#): > > What difference will 10 seconds make? > > or > > Does that include the drive over? Both. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-longest-shortest-sex-session/761185/18 "2016-07-29T17:24:29Z")
Forgive me, I didn’t answer the OP: Longest - 6’ Shortest - 6" ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-longest-shortest-sex-session/761185/19 "2016-07-30T00:46:38Z")
Shortest: 0". I was “jumping the gun,” and JUST made it. Longest: 9-10 hours. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-longest-shortest-sex-session/761185/20 "2016-07-30T00:52:59Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > Longest: 9-10 hours. We must have differing definitions of “sex session”. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-longest-shortest-sex-session/761185.md?page=2)