# What is your most child-like food?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** food-cooking\
**Created:** [June 3, 2022, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-child-like-food/965613 "2022-06-03T05:25:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Die\_Capacitrix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/die_capacitrix/32/9_2.png) [@Die\_Capacitrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Die_Capacitrix)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2022, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-child-like-food/965613/81 "2022-06-04T08:01:07Z")

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> [@carrps](#):
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> Being ceramic, the jar lid had to be opened _very_ carefully so mom wouldn’t hear.

We had Big Bird. Same story.

Which reminds me. Cut and serve sugar cookies. I can eat quite a few. At least I usually wait until they are baked, but if I’m the one baking them, I underbake them.

It’s easy for me to separate the Oreo filling from the Oreo cookiess. Nutter Butter filling is more difficult to separate. Still going to eat them, even if I can’t successfully separate the cookie from the filling.

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**Post date:** [June 4, 2022, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-child-like-food/965613/82 "2022-06-04T09:15:56Z")

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I still occasionally eat my childhood night before footy dinner from when I was 12. Theory was, being as skinny as a rake, do some loading the night before playing U14’s footy. I cooked it myself then, mum thought I was nuts.

basically assemble this.

2 slices of white buttered toast  
2 fried burger patties on the toast.  
Top the burger patties with cheese slices  
Tip a heated tin of baked beans over top  
Place 1 fried egg, runny yolk on top as a garnish.

Yum.

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**Post date:** [June 4, 2022, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-child-like-food/965613/83 "2022-06-04T12:58:51Z")

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> [@XOldiesJock](#):
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> Twizzlers. It’s the only candy I ever buy. If I don’t stop myself, I will consume an entire bag in one sitting.

Pro Tip - When you first get them, cut them in half so they fit in a 1 quart zip lock bag.

Keeps them from drying out.

Yeah, Twizzlers are a weakness for me.

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**Post date:** [June 4, 2022, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-child-like-food/965613/84 "2022-06-04T15:18:27Z")

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I like Twizzlers dried out! I cut the package open and let them dry. Then I can kind of gnaw on them.

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**Post date:** [June 4, 2022, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-child-like-food/965613/85 "2022-06-04T15:46:40Z")

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They can’t dry out if you eat them all in one sitting!

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**Post date:** [June 4, 2022, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-child-like-food/965613/86 "2022-06-04T16:43:40Z")

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Believe me, they don’t have time to dry out. I especially like the “Pull & Peel” variety, except I rarely Pull & Peel them. I just take a big chomp out of the whole wad.

There are similar candies I also enjoy. Wiley Wallabys are great. There’s just something about that soft, sweet, chewy texture.

Nice to know there are so many Twizzler fans out there.

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**Post date:** [June 4, 2022, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-child-like-food/965613/87 "2022-06-04T16:53:23Z")

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Fresh Twizzlers are fantastic!. Once they’re dry I’m not interested, they become fake-strawberry flavored jerky.

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**Post date:** [June 4, 2022, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-child-like-food/965613/88 "2022-06-04T20:22:28Z")

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Mac n cheese with ketchup

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**Post date:** [June 4, 2022, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-child-like-food/965613/89 "2022-06-04T20:36:19Z")

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I never liked Twizzlers, or as we called them when I was a kid “red licorice.”

I _loved_ black licorice. Maybe that belongs in the “unchildlike” thread.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2022, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-child-like-food/965613/90 "2022-06-04T21:00:56Z")

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> [@Die\_Capacitrix](#):
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> Mac and cheese from a box. I can, and usually do, make it from scratch, but sometimes only the box will do.

Yep.

> [@Alessan](#):
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> Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?

Yeah, but I make mine a bit more adult with whole grain bread, and jam instead of jelly.

> [@panache45](#):
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> Peanut butter and butter sandwiches, no jelly, made with huge slabs of Kerrygold butter.

I felt small arteries hardening just reading this. 😛

> [@Tibby](#):
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> Gimme a bowl of animal crackers with that too, pilgrim!

Yeah, aren’t animal crackers small cookies? I mean, the ones in the little cute zoo boxes? Then why the song “Animal Crackers in my Soup”??

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/wNwFXLcrsbc/hqdefault.jpg "Shirley Temple : Animal Crackers In My Soup Extended Version") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNwFXLcrsbc)

> [@Railer13](#):
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> Mac and Cheese in a box, but it’s gotta be Kraft. The generic store brands just don’t cut it.

Yep!

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**Post date:** [June 4, 2022, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-child-like-food/965613/91 "2022-06-04T21:22:45Z")

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> [@Railer13](#):
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> Mac and Cheese in a box, but it’s gotta be Kraft. The generic store brands just don’t cut it.

Yeah, when I lived as an expat in Hungary in the 90s and 00s, Kraft Mac & Cheese was like gold to the Americans. Anytime one of us would go back to the States, we’d bring back half a suitcase full of Kraft Mac & Cheese, and the other half cartons of American cigarettes. (I can’t believe I actually managed to quit smoking in that environment.)

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**Post date:** [June 4, 2022, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-child-like-food/965613/92 "2022-06-04T21:26:04Z")

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Spaghettios with sliced franks.

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**Post date:** [June 4, 2022, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-child-like-food/965613/93 "2022-06-04T22:23:22Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> Yeah, but I make mine a bit more adult with whole grain bread, and jam instead of jelly.

Oh, I make mine with cherry confiture in a fresh pita. I’m not a philistine.

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> Oh, I make mine with cherry confiture in a fresh pita. I’m not a philistine.

Hmph. I use almond butter.

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**Post date:** [June 5, 2022, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-child-like-food/965613/95 "2022-06-05T00:48:06Z")

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My store has a particular fudgesicle that comes 12 in a box. I eat a box within a couple of hours. I can only eat a box every other day. To have a box a day would require going to the store everyday, which is a no, or buy multiple boxes, the problem being I wouldn’t be able to stop eating them.

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**Post date:** [June 5, 2022, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-child-like-food/965613/96 "2022-06-05T01:14:18Z")

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> [@Tarataratara](#):
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> I like Twizzlers dried out!

Just buy Red Vines and cut out the middle man.

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**Post date:** [June 5, 2022, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-child-like-food/965613/97 "2022-06-05T03:17:23Z")

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> [@Thing.Fish](#):
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> Sounds like there are a lot of us who regarded Chef Boyardee ravioli to be a great delicacy as kids. I no longer see the appeal, to put it mildly.

Chef Boyardee ravioli I can still eat now. I don’t do it often - but I crack a can every other year or three for the nostalgia. When I do I must eat them accompanied by the original nacho cheese doritos for that double-junk food goodness. The why of that tradition/compulsion is lost to the misty memories of my youth.

SpaghettiOs, I cannot. You’d think they’d be about the same thing and that’s how I remembered them from my youth. But as I found out after I tried both after a many-year hiatus, they’re very much not. SpaghettiOs are wayyyy sweeter for one and it’s not like Chef Boyardee is lacking in the sweetness department.

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I indulge in my childhood treat once in a great while: white bread and butter, sprinkled with lots of sugar and cinnamon. I suspect it was a thing my mom gave us when we had no dessert in the house, and I’ve since seen online that it’s considered a white trash treat.

But I still like it.

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“White trash,” my ass! I do sugar and cinnamon on buttered toast all the time, especially for breakfast. Still working on the perfect ratio of S to C to B. Only been 55 years; I’ll keep you posted. 😉

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> [@Tamerlane](#):
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> Chef Boyardee ravioli I can still eat now.

Huge support for the Chef’s ravioli in this thread. I’m beginning to think the ingredients should be checked for something addictive. I had no idea the stuff was that popular but I think I may need to pick up a can and try it again for the first time in decades.  
SpaghettiOs just suck. Way more of that weird sauce in it, the stuff is practically a liquid.

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