# What is your most enviable physical asset? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 30, 2000, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-enviable-physical-asset/43294 "2000-11-30T02:02:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Turpentine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Turpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turpentine)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-enviable-physical-asset/43294/41 "2000-11-30T16:33:32Z")
Oh geez, this is hard. I don’t have any really good features. Not a single one. I can pick out a number of flaws in every feature… But somehow, a lot of people find me cute anyway. People call me cute a lot. Maybe it’s the way I carry myself or something. Or maybe I have no flaws drastic enough to make me ugly, and I just have a good overall- average of features. Except I usually don’t think I’m all that cute, either. This is a difficult thread. ---
**Author:** ![GolfWidow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a698b9/32.png) [@GolfWidow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GolfWidow)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-enviable-physical-asset/43294/42 "2000-11-30T16:40:41Z")
I am often complimented on my green eyes, which get greener when I have been in the sun or appear greener when I wear a green shirt. I have also been complimented quite a few times on my “perfect, miniature Playboy tits.” I think that’s a nice way of saying “Those are cute, do they come in adult size too?” ---
**Author:** ![Sophie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@Sophie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophie)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-enviable-physical-asset/43294/43 "2000-11-30T16:51:29Z")
My naturally strawberry blonde hair, my blue eyes. But I’ve had the weirdest compliment lately: “You have a smile that makes people feel like it is just for them, like they are they only person in the room.” And here I thought that my eyes just vanished when I smiled and my crooked tooth stood out a mile. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-enviable-physical-asset/43294/44 "2000-11-30T17:03:54Z")
My blue/green/gray eyes, my long eyelashes and my soft hands. Well, my wife noticed them anyway. ---
**Author:** ![broccoli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a183cd/32.png) [@broccoli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/broccoli)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-enviable-physical-asset/43294/45 "2000-11-30T17:14:32Z")
If I could just cut back on the beer, I’d have a six pack from Hell, as it stands it’s more like a two-pack (beer just fills in those gaps) I’ve been complimented many times on my eyes, smile/teeth, feet (once - that was weird), and… ahem… other part. I would have to say although I’m skinny everything about me rocks - but I work hard for it. The only thing I don’t like is my nose. punk snot dead, broccoli! ps- \ ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-enviable-physical-asset/43294/46 "2000-11-30T17:50:20Z")
All things considered I would have to say that my fiancee is my most enviable physical asset. Does that count? ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-enviable-physical-asset/43294/47 "2000-11-30T18:18:25Z")
I always hear good things about my eyes, mouth, and height. I can live with that. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-enviable-physical-asset/43294/48 "2000-11-30T18:21:42Z")
I’ve been told I have great feet - they are rather attractive, I think, except for the remnants of purple nail polish that my daughter applied back in June… I love the color of my hair - sorta dirty blond that becomes golden when I spend time in the sun. Alas, it’s fine and has no body, but with the right cut, it’s quite nice. Oh yeah, and I have a nice personality… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kvallulf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@Kvallulf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kvallulf)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-enviable-physical-asset/43294/49 "2000-11-30T18:25:32Z")
I can puncture an aluminum can with my thumb nails. I have been told that my eyes are Intense. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-enviable-physical-asset/43294/50 "2000-11-30T18:35:36Z")
I have beautiful big blues eyes. People come from miles around to stare into them. I have (since I walk everywhere) the perfectly defined calf muscles of a ballerina. They are the only part of me that bears any resemblence to a ballerina. ---
**Author:** ![Melpomene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/0ea827/32.png) [@Melpomene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melpomene)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-enviable-physical-asset/43294/51 "2000-11-30T21:36:32Z")
This is a toughie…I was the ugliest kid for oh-so-many years…so much so that kids all the way into HS would come up to me for the sole purpose of informing me of that fact. Thank **God** something changed! I’m not a supermodel, I’m not beautiful, I don’t turn heads, but I’m no longer “unattractive.” Personally, I think it’s my ass. I was blessed with a _great_ butt. My mother would say it’s my hair. Naturally curly, just past my shoulders, brown with red & blonde highlights. My friends and coworkers say it’s my smile. The physical asset _I_ envy most? Hips. I _wish_ I had some! ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-enviable-physical-asset/43294/52 "2000-11-30T22:21:56Z")
I think this thread should be retitled: “What is your most enviable physical asset, and what is its cup size?” With regards to _my_ endowment, my most enviable physical asset has got to be my enormous gut. It sticks out as though I were in the late 3rd trimester. No other guy’s gut comes close. All bow before the awe and majesty that is my belly! ---
**Author:** ![Melpomene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/0ea827/32.png) [@Melpomene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melpomene)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-enviable-physical-asset/43294/53 "2000-11-30T22:24:47Z")
_Curls up next to tracer, fluffs up his belly, and takes a nap_ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![blastfurnace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5e9695/32.png) [@blastfurnace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blastfurnace)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-enviable-physical-asset/43294/54 "2000-12-01T07:35:27Z")
nuthin’, folks. Honest. ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-enviable-physical-asset/43294/55 "2000-12-01T07:43:55Z")
I think I have nice eyes. They’re green. What people remember me, though, is my poofy hair. ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-enviable-physical-asset/43294/56 "2000-12-01T07:44:32Z")
Well, I can only go by what others have told me. I once met a girl for the first time and she asked me within 45 seconds of talking to her if I wore contacts. For some reason she didn’t believe that my eyes could be their natural color. I’ve had a couple women (girls, whatever) tell me that I looked like some model/actor/soap opera star. I don’t know where they’re coming up with that one, but it’s happened on three non-related occassions now, most recently last night when I was picking up my son and talking to the sitter. I get the “my God you have a lot of thick hair” comments from whoever’s doing my hair as well. Wow… damn, I’m cool 😉 ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-enviable-physical-asset/43294/57 "2000-12-01T08:49:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > **One doper wants pics of my ass nude.** “O, swear not by the moon, the inconstant moon, That monthly changes in her circled orb, Lest that thy love prove likewise variable.” –Romeo and Juliet, Act 2, Scene ii > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GolfWidow \* > \*\*I have also been complimented quite a few times on my “perfect, miniature Playboy tits.” I think that’s a nice way of saying “Those are cute, do they come in adult size too?” \*\* I thought of a really graphic smartass reply that you could use, but I can’t bring myself to post it. (Apparently, the rumors that I have no shame aren’t quite true.) ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-enviable-physical-asset/43294/58 "2000-12-01T08:59:30Z")
I have great eyes. They’re blue, but they have a greenish-gold “starburst” pattern around the pupil which makes them sparkle, as I’ve been told. When I take good care of them, my feet are rather nice, even though they’re big. I’ve got big boobs, but never liked them. They’re set too far apart and droop too much. I used to have a nice butt when I was younger. I may try to get it back again. ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-enviable-physical-asset/43294/59 "2000-12-01T08:59:50Z")
I always get people saying they wished they were as big as me. I’m 6’5" and 275 lbs. and it’s proportioned so I look rather buff (until the shirt comes off). My vision is rather sharp, too. It was 20/10 in both eyes, but I had a head injury when I was 11 that gave me a wandering eye, pretty much lost my sense of depth and a couple of years ago my right eye was 20/20, though the left is still 20/10. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-enviable-physical-asset/43294/60 "2000-12-01T16:11:43Z")
Hrm. My eyes, which are a pretty light blue color. My hair, when I let it grow out…it’s really thick, and sorta wavy. My smile. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-enviable-physical-asset/43294.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-enviable-physical-asset/43294.md?page=4)