# What is your most outrageous piece of sex paraphernalia?? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 30, 2000, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-outrageous-piece-of-sex-paraphernalia/38886 "2000-10-30T03:54:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-outrageous-piece-of-sex-paraphernalia/38886/21 "2000-10-30T06:38:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nacho4Sara \* > **A _rack_?? I can’t even imagine. But I’m still happy with plain old bread and butter sex…nothing to kinky for me.** Actually, sex with bread and butter sounds really kinky to me . . . but maybe you Marylanders have strange standards 😃 ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-outrageous-piece-of-sex-paraphernalia/38886/22 "2000-10-30T07:23:35Z")
ricepad, This might help you [Bungee Sexperience](http://www.bungeesex.com/) As for me…no sex toys, in fact the only lingerie I own is about 6 years old and needs a trip to the garbage. I don’t have a sex life anyway so it wouldn’t matter. ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-outrageous-piece-of-sex-paraphernalia/38886/23 "2000-10-30T08:39:06Z")
Ok, I have a large “Doctors bag” all full of tricks & treats. Silk stockings, garter belts, super high-heeled shoes, and othe “bimbo clothes”- for ladies to model in or as “bed wear”. There are also toys, such as bunny-fur lined leather shackles, small “toy” “cats”, oils, lotions, etc, etc. Has not gotten a lot of use, recently tho. tc68- what NO sex life?!? A Babe like YOU? No way-jose. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-outrageous-piece-of-sex-paraphernalia/38886/24 "2000-10-30T09:20:10Z")
(umm, sue, whats with all the sex threads? Horney or starting a new Kinsey report?) ---
**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-outrageous-piece-of-sex-paraphernalia/38886/25 "2000-10-30T10:53:36Z")
That bungee thing looks kind of fun. It seems like a bit of a mood killer to me, though, ‘Here honey, hold on, let me adjust that strap under your ass’. I, too, have gone with the glowing condom, ‘Peter Perfect’ cream, and other assorted goodies to add some fun to the ritual. But the one item I’ve always wanted I finally purchased about a year ago. It’s a fog machine. It’s not your run of the mill fog machine either. It’s a 1,000 watt, 4,000 cubic foot per minute output, DYNO-FOG machine. DJ’s primarily use it at dance parties. I found mine at a night-club outlet store that also stocked snow machines, foam machines, and an array of lighting and lasers that would knock your socks off. Anyhoo, I’d always wanted one and the GF at the time seemed kind of interested. Sure enough, I warmed the baby, well, both babies, up and went at it. We found all kinds of ways to use it. The output on the machine and the GF were amazing. I could have the apartment so filled with fog you could hardly see your hand extended in front of you. A few months after I bought the main fogger, I also bought a fog chiller. The chiller basically cools the fog enough for it to hover on the floor. With a little practice and carefully timed fog bursts, I could get the layer of fog up to the level of the bed. Made it seem like we were on a cloud. Best damn purchase I’ve had in years. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-outrageous-piece-of-sex-paraphernalia/38886/26 "2000-10-30T13:03:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bluemonchichi \* > \*\*I have a rack. It is taken apart and sitting in the closet right now. How fun it is to tie someone up or be tied up yourself! > > \*\* So do people just say to you “Hey, nice rack!”? ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-outrageous-piece-of-sex-paraphernalia/38886/27 "2000-10-30T13:50:24Z")
I have lots of little novelty items. One is called the Wheel of Passion. You spin it and whatever it lands on is what you have to do to your partner. Examples: Suck below waist, remove article of clothing, french kiss, nibble ear, suck above waist, etc. It’s a lot of fun and really gets you in the mood. It can be kind of frustrating though because you’re supposed to start out fully clothed and aren’t supposed to have sex until the wheel has told you to remove all of your partners clothing and vice versa. It’s still makes for great foreplay. Another thing I have is some gel called Good Head… for the Ultimate Blow Job. It’s a green, mint flavored gel that you use during oral sex. (obviously) It’s _very nice_! A word of warning to the ladies… don’t use too much when going down on your man because it can make the balls burn if you use too much. ---
**Author:** ![rundogrun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5daacb/32.png) [@rundogrun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rundogrun)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-outrageous-piece-of-sex-paraphernalia/38886/28 "2000-10-30T14:04:16Z")
In keeping with the novelty theme, we keep a set of “dirty dice” handy. One die has an action (lick, kiss, blow etc.), the other has a body part (ear, below waist, etc.). Each has a question mark too, sorta like “roller’s choice”. It’s great for hours…or minutes, depending on how, ummm, “spirited” the competition is…of entertainment! ---
**Author:** ![Cyndar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cyndar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyndar)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-outrageous-piece-of-sex-paraphernalia/38886/29 "2000-10-30T14:20:43Z")
I don’t have anything exciting to talk about now, but maybe after tonight’s Erotic Exotic Ball I will! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-outrageous-piece-of-sex-paraphernalia/38886/30 "2000-10-30T14:54:24Z")
> [@](#): > > What is your most outrageous piece of sex paraphernalia?? **blushing** Me. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-outrageous-piece-of-sex-paraphernalia/38886/31 "2000-10-30T15:36:55Z")
Hmmmm, I’d have to say a picture of Sue Dynhym 😉 \ ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-outrageous-piece-of-sex-paraphernalia/38886/32 "2000-10-30T15:38:10Z")
You know, these little comments are much more effective with proper spelling. ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-outrageous-piece-of-sex-paraphernalia/38886/33 "2000-10-30T19:06:43Z")
I guess this would depend upon your definition of ‘outrageous.’ We have a couple of different leather floggers, leather collars, leather cuffs. Various chains and snaps and tie downs. Leather blind folds. Things of…that nature. trisha ---
**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-outrageous-piece-of-sex-paraphernalia/38886/34 "2000-10-31T07:20:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by techchick68 \* > \*\*ricepad, > > This might help you [Bungee Sexperience](http://www.bungeesex.com/) > > \*\* Yep…that’s what we got…it’s a bit daunting at first, but eventually you get the hang of it… _pun clearly intended_ ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-outrageous-piece-of-sex-paraphernalia/38886/35 "2000-10-31T11:02:06Z")
I have dildos in three different sizes, includig one that sends my rectum into spasm just looking at it. ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-outrageous-piece-of-sex-paraphernalia/38886/36 "2000-10-31T17:06:15Z")
I need a rack!!! I didn’t need to read this thread in the day time while all my men are at work. I am stilln trying to get my husband to build a dungeon in the basement. Where to begin? We have riding crops, nipple clamps, all kinds of vibrators and dildos, hand cuffs, leg shackles, oils, loitions, body paints, and my newest toy is my vibrator that has a little light in it that gets brighter the faster it goes. Sadly enuff because we still have five small children we can’t go for permenant fixtures. ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-outrageous-piece-of-sex-paraphernalia/38886/37 "2000-10-31T17:22:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by techchick68 \* > This might help you [Bungee Sexperience](http://www.bungeesex.com/) That is absolutely NOT like the one I have. Mine bolts into maybe 3 or 4 different spots in the ceiling, and doesn’t look nearly as uncomfortable. Yikes, that’s scary. ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-outrageous-piece-of-sex-paraphernalia/38886/38 "2000-10-31T17:27:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \* > \*\*I have dildos in three different sizes, includig one that sends my rectum into spasm just looking at it. \*\* ::covering eyes:: TMI TMI TMI ---
**Author:** ![tubagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b77776/32.png) [@tubagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tubagirl)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-outrageous-piece-of-sex-paraphernalia/38886/39 "2000-10-31T17:59:15Z")
Did you know you can have an orgasm with nipple stimulation. I never thought they would be this great! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-outrageous-piece-of-sex-paraphernalia/38886/40 "2000-10-31T18:29:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tubagirl \* > \*\*Did you know you can have an orgasm with nipple stimulation. I never thought they would be this great! \*\* This is exactly why I got my nipples pierced. Woooo Hoooo. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-outrageous-piece-of-sex-paraphernalia/38886.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-most-outrageous-piece-of-sex-paraphernalia/38886.md?page=3)