# What is your nightmare Jeopardy! board?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-nightmare-jeopardy-board/658799>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 20, 2013, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-nightmare-jeopardy-board/658799 "2013-05-20T08:18:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-nightmare-jeopardy-board/658799/21 "2013-05-21T15:58:45Z")

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Basketball  
Baseball  
Football  
Botany  
Chick Lit  
Asian Cultures

Final Jeopardy: 13th Century Swedish Agriculture

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-nightmare-jeopardy-board/658799/22 "2013-05-21T16:49:30Z")

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Hockey  
Baseball  
Basketball  
Football  
Horseracing  
I.D. This 21st Century Music Star Who Isn’t Adele or Justin Bieber  
Justin Bieber Songs  
African Geography  
Opera That Isn’t Common Knowledge  
Types of Flowers (a photo category)

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-nightmare-jeopardy-board/658799/23 "2013-05-21T17:50:36Z")

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Hi, Sports Fans!  
Today’s Top 40  
Jap-Anime-tion  
The Films of Tyler Perry  
All About Calculus  
Classic Christian Rock

Final: That’s Our Snooki!

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**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-nightmare-jeopardy-board/658799/24 "2013-05-21T18:05:49Z")

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Bollywood  
Knit 1 Pearl 2  
Let’s Go Out to the Ballgame  
On Broadway  
Rhythm 'n Blues 'n Hip 'n Hop  
Modern Art

Final Jeopardy: Who Begat Who (or ‘whom’, I’m sure Alex will condescendingly correct me)

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-nightmare-jeopardy-board/658799/25 "2013-05-21T18:17:10Z")

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The dreaded SUPREME COURT SCRATCH AND SNIFF Category would also be bad.

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**Author:** ![Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine_and_Smiles)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-nightmare-jeopardy-board/658799/26 "2013-05-21T18:49:02Z")

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All the World’s a Stage  
Mendelssohn  
Ports of Africa  
The Economy  
The Game of Cricket  
Real Housewives (video category)

Final, which I wouldn’t even be eligible to play: Governors and Governors-General of Australia

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**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-nightmare-jeopardy-board/658799/27 "2013-05-21T19:03:59Z")

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Sports  
Eastern European Geography  
Opera  
Reality TV  
Vice Presidents  
Fashion

FJ: Organic Chemistry

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-nightmare-jeopardy-board/658799/28 "2013-05-21T19:09:38Z")

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> [@Sampiro](#):
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> The dreaded SUPREME COURT SCRATCH AND SNIFF Category would also be bad.

I’ll cover that for you.

This is probably a good place to share Cliff Clavin’s opening categories:

Civil Servants  
Stamps from Around the World  
Mothers and Sons  
Beer  
Bar Trivia  
Celibacy

“Why don’t you pick what you want, because I am feeling lucky today - whoa!”

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**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-nightmare-jeopardy-board/658799/29 "2013-05-21T21:03:53Z")

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Kesha vs. Katy Perry  
Popular Old Age Medications  
Daytime Talk Show Topics  
Football  
Serial Killers Knicknames  
Modern “Art” Prices  
All Things Beyonce!  
Jello Concoctions  
Famous Mustaches (visuals, of course)  
Sad Lyrics and Peppy Tunes  
Convicts and Their Executions

Right off the top of my head, I thought of these right away.

I bet The Onion has done this a lot in the past.

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-nightmare-jeopardy-board/658799/30 "2013-05-22T04:16:18Z")

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Religion  
Chemistry  
African Geography  
Classical Music  
Opera  
Dead Languages

Final Jeopardy

Soccer Players

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-nightmare-jeopardy-board/658799/31 "2013-05-22T13:51:53Z")

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Football  
Basketball  
Soccer  
Hockey  
Tennis  
Baseball

Final Jeopardy  
Sports

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-nightmare-jeopardy-board/658799/32 "2013-05-22T14:03:22Z")

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Making it one of their theme boards it would perhaps be

Thieu  
Bee  
Ore  
Knot  
Tu Bishvat  
Dot is the question

Thieu would be questions about Nguyen Van Thieu.  
Bee would be you’re shown the video of a bee dance, you have to translate what the bee is communicating  
Ore would be questions about mining trivia.  
Knot would be the first ever physical challenge category- you have to tie the knot of Alex’s choosing.  
Tu Bishvat would be questions about the minor Jewish holiday of that name.  
Dot is the question: questions and answers will be in Morse code.

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**Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-nightmare-jeopardy-board/658799/33 "2013-05-22T15:00:18Z")

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Modern pop music  
West African history  
Speed anagrams  
The Peloponnesian war  
Curling and Cricket  
Name that Scandinavian monarch

Final Jeopardy: Urban slang

> [@Diceman](#):
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> Welsh Place Names (spelling counts)

That’s simply evil. Even for a Final Jeopardy in a championship match that would be evil.

> [@GargoyleWB](#):
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> Knit 1 Pearl 2

You’re right. Not your category. It’s spelled “purl.” 😃

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**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-nightmare-jeopardy-board/658799/34 "2013-05-22T15:37:17Z")

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Opera  
Football  
Baseball (ok I will quit listing sports, I know nothing.)  
Art  
The Bible  
Justin Beiber

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**Author:** ![urban1a](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e47c2d/32.png) [@urban1a](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/urban1a)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-nightmare-jeopardy-board/658799/35 "2013-05-23T02:19:26Z")

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Every column:

Questions Urban1 cannot answer.

Bob

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**Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-nightmare-jeopardy-board/658799/36 "2013-05-23T03:04:31Z")

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Inside the female mind  
Byzantine history  
Quaker porn stars  
Popular songs of 6th century Egypt  
Michelangelo (the TMNT, not the artist)  
Name that soap opera actor

Final: Soccer strategies

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**Author:** ![chizzuk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@chizzuk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chizzuk)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-nightmare-jeopardy-board/658799/37 "2013-05-23T08:31:29Z")

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Cricket  
Organic Chemistry  
The Spanish-American War  
Country Music  
Rock Identification  
Romantic Comedies  
Final Jeopardy: The Writings of William Faulkner

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-nightmare-jeopardy-board/658799/38 "2013-05-23T13:52:50Z")

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> [@Sampiro](#):
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> Making it one of their theme boards it would perhaps be
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> Thieu  
> Bee  
> Ore  
> Knot  
> Tu Bishvat  
> Dot is the question…

LOL. And for Final Jeopardy: _Hamlet_ puns.

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**Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-nightmare-jeopardy-board/658799/39 "2013-05-23T16:31:27Z")

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The Kardashians  
Modern poetry  
Balkan controversies  
Country music  
Sephardic legends  
French cuisine

Final Jeopardy: Obscure Biblical Prophecies

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**Author:** ![DonLogan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@DonLogan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DonLogan)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-nightmare-jeopardy-board/658799/40 "2013-05-23T20:06:37Z")

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Hip Hop  
There’s An App For That  
Muscle Cars  
Therapists  
The Caribbeans  
Vampire Lore

Final Jeopardy: What Bit¢he$ Want

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