# What Is Your Number Name?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-number-name/557331>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 16, 2010, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-number-name/557331 "2010-10-16T12:47:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Markxxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@Markxxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Markxxx)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-number-name/557331/1 "2010-10-16T12:47:55Z")

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Currently running on the comic strip _[Peanuts](http://www.chron.com/apps/comics/showComic.mpl?date=2010/10/16&name=Peanutsb)_, Charles Schulz has introduced a character named “5”

So my question to you all, is if you had to pick a number (or group of numbers) to replace your name, what woud they be?  
[Note: please make sure you’re not using any password of yours in your answer. This forum does get indexed and you never know :)]  
I would pick “8” as my first name and “748” as my last name

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**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-number-name/557331/2 "2010-10-16T13:03:02Z")

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7 05 9 would be my full name.

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**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-number-name/557331/3 "2010-10-16T13:13:47Z")

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**Attacklad** was in school with a kid named “Seven”. They let him have the numeral “7” in gym.

54-46 was my number.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-number-name/557331/4 "2010-10-16T14:02:49Z")

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I would be π, but you can call me 3.14 for short.

Either that or _i_.

Anyway, not to hijack the thread, but besides the Peanuts thing, what fictional characters have numbers as names? House has Thirteen, there is Seven of Nine… any others?

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**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-number-name/557331/5 "2010-10-16T14:47:17Z")

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> [@Martian Bigfoot](#):
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> I would be π, but you can call me 3.14 for short.
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> Either that or _i_.
> 
> Anyway, not to hijack the thread, but besides the Peanuts thing, what fictional characters have numbers as names? House has Thirteen, there is Seven of Nine… any others?

The kid (who was later revealed to have been the result of a dream due to Katy Sagal’s miscarriage) from Married with Children was named Seven.

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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-number-name/557331/6 "2010-10-16T14:48:14Z")

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> [@Martian Bigfoot](#):
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> Anyway, not to hijack the thread, but besides the Peanuts thing, what fictional characters have numbers as names? House has Thirteen, there is Seven of Nine… any others?

Blossom had her friend Six.

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**Author:** ![Hari\_Seldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hari_seldon/32/5173_2.png) [@Hari\_Seldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hari_Seldon)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-number-name/557331/7 "2010-10-16T17:34:57Z")

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I would never be the cannibalistic number 7 because, don’t you know:

7 8 9

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-number-name/557331/8 "2010-10-16T18:42:41Z")

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six to the power of six to the power of six

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-number-name/557331/9 "2010-10-16T18:55:51Z")

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2 51 50

You can call me “Deuce.”

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-number-name/557331/10 "2010-10-16T19:51:40Z")

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1. My nickname would be “The Answer.”

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-number-name/557331/11 "2010-10-16T19:57:08Z")

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1. I am only 50% of a beast.

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**Author:** ![Aswan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@Aswan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aswan)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-number-name/557331/12 "2010-10-16T19:59:40Z")

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Chad Ochocinco made this fashionable a few years ago. But only for himself.

In a similar vein, “TAFKAP” was pretty much a failure.

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-number-name/557331/13 "2010-10-16T20:04:16Z")

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Sixteen.

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-number-name/557331/14 "2010-10-16T21:48:42Z")

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1. 

If I fail to report, 008 replaces me.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-number-name/557331/15 "2010-10-16T21:53:37Z")

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> [@Markxxx](#):
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> Currently running on the comic strip _[Peanuts](http://www.chron.com/apps/comics/showComic.mpl?date=2010/10/16&name=Peanutsb)_, Charles Schulz has introduced a character named “5”

Currently? That strip’s got to be thirty years old, at least. Heaven help me, I think I even remember his full name, 555 95472.

I’ll have to give some thought to my number. Don’t want to slip up and accidentally give out my PIN.

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**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-number-name/557331/16 "2010-10-16T22:18:38Z")

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> [@ftg](#):
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> 1. I am only 50% of a beast.

667, I’m the neighbor of the beast 🆒

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**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-number-name/557331/17 "2010-10-16T22:24:56Z")

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5455

Anyone who knows my real name should be able to figure it out pretty easily (And no, I don’t use that as a PIN anywhere for anything. I wanted it to be my phone number, but the phone company wouldn’t give it to me.).

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**Author:** ![Blut\_Aus\_Nord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Blut\_Aus\_Nord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blut_Aus_Nord)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-number-name/557331/18 "2010-10-16T22:32:37Z")

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Zero

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**Author:** ![\_mostly\_Harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/9d8465/32.png) [@\_mostly\_Harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_mostly_Harmless)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-number-name/557331/19 "2010-10-16T22:38:34Z")

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Hello, my name’s 12. Nice to meet you. If you ever need any bread, cakes or pastries just let me know because my neighbor is a baker.

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**Author:** ![BigBertha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@BigBertha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigBertha)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-number-name/557331/20 "2010-10-16T23:57:08Z")

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