# What is your pet thinking?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-pet-thinking/519959>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 4, 2009, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-pet-thinking/519959 "2009-12-04T05:48:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-pet-thinking/519959/21 "2009-12-06T00:02:05Z")

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Sleepy kitty. Zzz.  
Birds. Must be some out there. Look.  
Ok, no birds.  
Sleepy kitty again. Zzz.  
Look, it’s mama. Climb on mama.  
Mmmm, pettinz. Purr.  
Make biscuits on mama.  
Ok mama, enough. Climb on coffee table.  
Look mama. Pretty kitty.  
Go box. Oh wait, birds.  
Ok, no birds. Go box.  
Sleepy kitty again. Zzz.  
Meow! Time to feed kitty.  
Meow! Feed kitty!  
Oh boy, food. Nom nom nom.  
Sleepy kitty again. Zzz.

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**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-pet-thinking/519959/22 "2009-12-06T01:48:55Z")

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This is not my Marco, but could be his twin. www.cats.alpha.pl/photos/breeds/colorpoint.jpg

He is thinking, ‘am I not the most beautiful cat in the whole world?’

What a silly question!

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**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-pet-thinking/519959/23 "2009-12-06T02:47:30Z")

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My birds, the cockatiels and a conure:

Wake up - is there anything out there gonna eat us?  
No?  
Are you sure?  
_[activate song module]_  
Chirp chirp chirp twiddle Chirp chirp chirp twiddle  
_[increase volume]_  
\*\*Chirp chirp chirp twiddle Chirp chirp chirp twiddle Chirp chirp chirp twiddle Chirp chirp chirp twiddle Chirp chirp chirp twiddle Chirp chirp chirp twiddle Chirp chirp chirp twiddle \*\*  
Look! People!  
Have to poo!  
Where’s the food?  
Nom nom nom nom nom nom  
Have to poo!  
Pretty bird! Pretty bird!  
Have to poo!  
_[activate flight subroutine]_ _Complex aerodynamic equations_  
Wheeee!  
_Complex aerodynamic equations_  
Wheeee!  
Have to poo!  
Look! People!  
Pretty Bird!  
Where’s the food?  
Nom nom nom  
Groom feathers  
Bath time  
Groom feathers again  
Nap time  
Have to poo!  
Where’s the food?  
Can I have some of your lunch?  
Groom feathers  
Nap time  
Have to poo!  
_[activate flight subroutine]_ _Complex aerodynamic equations_  
Wheeee!  
Have to poo!  
Bedtime  
Snacktime! Nom nom nom  
Have to poo!  
Nighty-night.

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-pet-thinking/519959/24 "2009-12-06T02:51:18Z")

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“Help, I’m a rock!”

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