# What is your prison bitch name? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 3, 2004, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935 "2004-09-03T08:10:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/1 "2004-09-03T08:10:46Z")
[http://www.pasteeaters.com/funny\_jokes/Prison\_Name\_Generator.asp](http://www.pasteeaters.com/funny_jokes/Prison_Name_Generator.asp) I was introduced to this on tonight’s Graham Norton Effect. Turns out my prison bitch name is: **Cum Bucket** It’s like they _know_ me! What about the rest of you? ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/2 "2004-09-03T08:12:17Z")
Mine is Glory Hole. I laugh immoderately, though **Mockingbird’s** is way better. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/3 "2004-09-03T08:13:40Z")
> [@Harimad-sol](#): > > Mine is Glory Hole. > > I laugh immoderately, though **Mockingbird’s** is way better. Well, you and I are both friendly ports in a storm. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/4 "2004-09-03T08:15:50Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > Well, you and I are both friendly ports in a storm. > > 😃 I guess that will have to be my consolation. I’m sure you’re much more popular. ---
**Author:** ![Necro\_Romancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/50afbb/32.png) [@Necro\_Romancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necro_Romancer)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/5 "2004-09-03T08:20:48Z")
Long Dong Kong Uhhhh…good! ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/6 "2004-09-03T08:22:31Z")
> [@Necro Romancer](#): > > Long Dong Kong > > Uhhhh…good! [Joey Tribbiani] So, how _you_ 'doin? [/Joey Tribbiani] 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Necro\_Romancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/50afbb/32.png) [@Necro\_Romancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necro_Romancer)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/7 "2004-09-03T10:28:02Z")
Well grounded, apparently. 🙂 This is going to turn into another penis thread, right? ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/8 "2004-09-03T10:30:44Z")
The Fist. Even I’m scared of me! ---
**Author:** ![Necro\_Romancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/50afbb/32.png) [@Necro\_Romancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necro_Romancer)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/9 "2004-09-03T10:31:06Z")
That didn’t even make sense. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/10 "2004-09-03T10:35:04Z")
> [@Necro Romancer](#): > > That didn’t even make sense. > > :smack: _I_ thought it made sense. Did you _want_ this to become another penis thread? ---
**Author:** ![Necro\_Romancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/50afbb/32.png) [@Necro\_Romancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necro_Romancer)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/11 "2004-09-03T10:38:10Z")
That was to to my reply of course, not calm kiwi’s post. I learned a lot of things watching Oz, but good sexual innuendo wasn’t one of them. ---
**Author:** ![Necro\_Romancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/50afbb/32.png) [@Necro\_Romancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necro_Romancer)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/12 "2004-09-03T10:42:40Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > Did you _want_ this to become another penis thread? _Smoke._ ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/13 "2004-09-03T10:43:48Z")
mine’s “The Perv” ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/14 "2004-09-03T10:45:44Z")
> [@Necro Romancer](#): > > _Smoke._ Well, I am known as Cum Bucket, so how can I refuse? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/15 "2004-09-03T10:47:07Z")
> [@Chimpy](#): > > mine’s “The Perv” On the episode of the Graham Norton Effect, his guest Toni Colette(from Muriel’s Wedding) got the same moniker. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/16 "2004-09-03T11:00:09Z")
All kneel before…_HERR HOMO!_ (If you use my \*real \* name.) “Inigo Montoya” yields…Squealing Piglet. :rolleyes: Remind me to stay out of cyberprison! ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/17 "2004-09-03T11:03:26Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > All kneel before…_HERR HOMO!_ (If you use my \*real \* name.) > “Inigo Montoya” yields…Squealing Piglet. :rolleyes: > Remind me to stay out of cyberprison! Aww… Herr Homo… you squealing little piglet, it’s okay. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/18 "2004-09-03T11:03:53Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > On the episode of the Graham Norton Effect, his guest Toni Colette(from Muriel’s Wedding) got the same moniker. She’s an Aussie. Perv is a compliment 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/19 "2004-09-03T11:05:07Z")
My Bitch Name is: _The Crack Killer_ Heh. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/20 "2004-09-03T11:07:49Z")
> [@calm kiwi](#): > > She’s an Aussie. Perv is a compliment 😃 She’s adorable. I’ve seen four of her movies, and I think she’s great. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935.md?page=2)