# What is your prison bitch name? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 3, 2004, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935 "2004-09-03T08:10:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/21 "2004-09-03T11:10:56Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > All kneel before…_HERR HOMO!_ (If you use my \*real \* name.) > “Inigo Montoya” yields…Squealing Piglet. :rolleyes: > Remind me to stay out of cyberprison! You could alternate between the names depending on your mood. ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/22 "2004-09-03T11:14:42Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > She’s adorable. I’ve seen four of her movies, and I think she’s great. Oh she is indeed! Her Muriel is a classic. She is a brilliant actress. Sorry to offend. I’m a Kiwi, It’s my sworn duty to slag off Aussies whenever the opportunity arises 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/23 "2004-09-03T11:26:37Z")
> [@calm kiwi](#): > > Oh she is indeed! Her Muriel is a classic. She is a brilliant actress. Sorry to offend. I’m a Kiwi, It’s my sworn duty to slag off Aussies whenever the opportunity arises 😃 I didn’t perceive you to be slagging on her. Now live up to your name, **Fist**. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/24 "2004-09-03T11:27:31Z")
Dang - **Fairy ChatMom** yields _Ass Executioner_! :eek: :eek: :eek: And here I thought I was so nice. My real name give The Fist. ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/25 "2004-09-03T11:30:19Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > I didn’t perceive you to be slagging on her. > > Now live up to your name, **Fist**. > > 😃 Toni’s twat is merrily swiveling on my wrist. How’s that? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/26 "2004-09-03T11:35:13Z")
I got Sweet Lips. Give me some sugar, baby. Marc ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/27 "2004-09-03T11:36:18Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > Dang - **Fairy ChatMom** yields _Ass Executioner_! :eek: :eek: :eek: > > And here I thought I was so nice. > > My real name give The Fist. The fist will execute asses. How Hallmark. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/28 "2004-09-03T11:37:22Z")
> [@MGibson](#): > > I got Sweet Lips. Give me some sugar, baby. > > Marc I feel a line from **Deliverance** coming on. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/29 "2004-09-03T11:39:10Z")
> [@calm kiwi](#): > > Toni’s twat is merrily swiveling on my wrist. > > How’s that? 😃 Talk about international relations! It is so moving to see people reaching out across the world, willing to give a helping hand. I’m verklempt. ---
**Author:** ![Kitchen\_Wench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f08c70/32.png) [@Kitchen\_Wench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kitchen_Wench)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/30 "2004-09-03T11:39:32Z")
Entering my real name: Ball Sucker Entering Seeker74: Man Hole Both of these wouldn’t work because I’m a chick, and I would most certainly have to do time in a Women’s Facility. But I suppose the first moniker is accurate in my real life. HA! My husband’s name yeilds: Cock Sucker I guess even in the penal system, we still have the same surname! ---
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/31 "2004-09-03T11:43:39Z")
I have obviously have had a sex change without my knowledge. MY prison bitch name is: Fuzzy Nuts ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/32 "2004-09-03T11:45:06Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > Talk about international relations! > > It is so moving to see people reaching out across the world, willing to give a helping hand. > > I’m verklempt. I’m The Fist! Just be glad it was the lovely Toni not the revolting John Howard. The Fist would have seriously damaged that idiot. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/33 "2004-09-03T11:45:47Z")
With my real name I am: **ass mangler** Entering swampbear gave me: **boy pussy** Well, I have been known to do both. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/34 "2004-09-03T11:46:13Z")
> [@Tiggrkitty](#): > > I have obviously have had a sex change without my knowledge. MY prison bitch name is: Fuzzy Nuts Awww you sound so cute and fluffy. Do you need a fist? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/35 "2004-09-03T11:47:11Z")
Real Name: Slick Dick Screen name: The Bastard ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/36 "2004-09-03T11:49:33Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > With my real name I am: **ass mangler** > > Entering swampbear gave me: **boy pussy** > > Well, I have been known to do both. 😃 _Well_. Talk about a garden of earthly delights! ---
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/37 "2004-09-03T11:49:41Z")
> [@calm kiwi](#): > > Awww you sound so cute and fluffy. Do you need a fist? 😃 So how _you_ doing? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/38 "2004-09-03T11:50:11Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > With my real name I am: **ass mangler** Who would hurt worse at the end of a duel between an ass (arse) mangler and The Fist? I feel like I have been elected Head Prison Bitch. I’m thinking of changing my name from calm kiwi to The Fist…the sweet smell of power…or is that the smell of shit on the wrist? ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/39 "2004-09-03T11:54:41Z")
Mine’s so dull. My real name = **Ox** Nocturnal Tick = **Whore** ☹ ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/40 "2004-09-03T12:03:49Z")
Don’t feel sad **Nocturnal** my real name got The Fist. Calm Kiwi got One Nut. How sad is that! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935.md?page=3)