# What is your prison bitch name? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 3, 2004, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935 "2004-09-03T08:10:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/41 "2004-09-03T12:16:39Z")
_wipes the soda off her keyboard and monitor_ I just put in Cardsfan1975 and got: The Wood-meister That is hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/42 "2004-09-03T12:20:13Z")
Another one for Ass Mangler. (Can I change my SDMB name?) ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/43 "2004-09-03T12:20:50Z")
Because I know how busy they are, I’ll save the mods the effort and run theirs for them. Tuba Diva - Count Suckula CK Dexter Haven - Hung Muther Ukelele Ike - Bitch Ho Cajun Man - Backroom Baller Arnold Winklereid - Keller’s Fuck Boy Dr. Matrix - Golden Shower Whore samclem - Horse Hung Harry David B - Ass Executioner ME Buckner - Ball Boy TVeblen - Count Suckula John Corrado - Turd Tapper Lynn Bodoni - Jockstrap Jockey Czarcasm - Keller’s Fuck Boy Bibliophage - Wish Bone Gaudere - Hung Muther Coldfire - Dildo Head xash - Turd Knocker AND OF COURSE: Ed Zotti - Man Hole Cecil Adams - Fat Boy :eek: Now, **this** is a group of mods you can _really_ get behind. Or in front of. _You know what I mean…_ ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/44 "2004-09-03T12:22:38Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > _Well_. > > Talk about a garden of earthly delights! Ain’t that the truth! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/45 "2004-09-03T12:23:53Z")
I got: “The Necrophiliac.” ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/46 "2004-09-03T12:25:09Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Ain’t that the truth! 😃 _Tip toe, through the tulips…_ ---
**Author:** ![FordPrefect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@FordPrefect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordPrefect)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/47 "2004-09-03T12:26:03Z")
Real name: Cock Gobler Ford: Cum Queen Since it looks like I would be swallowing a lot of cum in prison, I will be sure to hide the bodies in a better location. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/48 "2004-09-03T12:27:39Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > _Tip toe, through the tulips…_ C’mere _cum bucket_. The _ass mangler_ is home now. ---
**Author:** ![noname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/58f4c7/32.png) [@noname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/noname)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/49 "2004-09-03T12:28:18Z")
Real name: Turd Tapper Screen name: Shower Stalker **Fist** , You and I should hang out 😃 together ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/50 "2004-09-03T12:28:22Z")
Who is Keller and why does he/she get all the fuck boys? ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/51 "2004-09-03T12:33:22Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > C’mere _cum bucket_. The _ass mangler_ is home now. You say the _sweetest things_. Lemme limber up with some yoga and I’ll be right with you. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/52 "2004-09-03T12:35:17Z")
You boys say the sweetest things! ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/53 "2004-09-03T12:38:01Z")
> [@calm kiwi](#): > > You boys say the sweetest things! We’re all just a bunch of slutty romantics. ---
**Author:** ![DWToml815](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DWToml815](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWToml815)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/54 "2004-09-03T12:43:14Z")
Self-Toucher…Looks like I’m the only one that doesn’t interact well with others… ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/55 "2004-09-03T12:50:15Z")
_ **Juicy Ass** _ :eek: I don’t think that’s a good thing. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/56 "2004-09-03T12:52:56Z")
> [@DeVena](#): > > _ **Juicy Ass** _ :eek: > I don’t think that’s a good thing. It’s a good thing. _A very good thing._ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/57 "2004-09-03T13:08:46Z")
I second that! ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/58 "2004-09-03T13:16:33Z")
I’ve got either **Juicy Ass** or **The Jacker**. I’m really uncertain as to which I like better. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/59 "2004-09-03T13:19:01Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > I’ve got either **Juicy Ass** or **The Jacker**. I’m really uncertain as to which I like better. 😛 Well, if we’re feeling voyeuristic we’d prefer the latter, and for a hands-on mode it would be the former. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/60 "2004-09-03T13:22:17Z")
My given name yielded _Shit Stain_. Vunder Bob was _Baby Buns_ :eek: Using my BiL’s sent back The Perv. How appropriate… 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935.md?page=4)