# What is your prison bitch name? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 3, 2004, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935 "2004-09-03T08:10:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/61 "2004-09-03T13:27:02Z")
Cum Bucket, Juicy Ass and Baby Buns. Looks like it’s gonna be a busy day for the Ass Mangler! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/62 "2004-09-03T13:30:27Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Cum Bucket, Juicy Ass and Baby Buns. > > Looks like it’s gonna be a busy day for the Ass Mangler! > > 😃 Once **Cum Bucket** is done with you, you’ll need IV fluids and won’t have the energy to pollinate other flowers. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/63 "2004-09-03T13:42:11Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > Once **Cum Bucket** is done with you, you’ll need IV fluids and won’t have the energy to pollinate other flowers. > > 😃 Ah but **Cum Bucket** you are my special flower. I’m saving you for last, bitch. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/64 "2004-09-03T13:44:37Z")
Real Name: Dildo Head Screen Name: Tubby Bitch Both of which sound like something a second grader would call you. I guess I’m the one in prison whom \*nobody \* likes. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/65 "2004-09-03T13:46:05Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Ah but **Cum Bucket** you are my special flower. I’m saving you for last, bitch. 😉 I may be the bottom and you may be the top, but _that don’t mean you’re not **my** bitch, babe._ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![booklover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@booklover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/booklover)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/66 "2004-09-03T14:03:10Z")
Aww, my name is Sugar Plum Fairy. I do watch The Nutcracker every year at Christmas, so I suppose this is accurate…now I’ll be humming the theme all day long. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/67 "2004-09-03T14:06:04Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > I may be the bottom and you may be the top, but _that don’t mean you’re not **my** bitch, babe._ > > 😃 So, _Cum Bucket_ is _Ass Mangler’s_ aggressive bottom bitch? WOOF! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/68 "2004-09-03T14:11:30Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > So, _Cum Bucket_ is _Ass Mangler’s_ aggressive bottom bitch? WOOF! > 😃 You guys are really making me hot. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/69 "2004-09-03T14:14:27Z")
> [@Tiggrkitty](#): > > You guys are really making me hot. 😛 Does this mean you’re gonna spend this weekend watching prison porn? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/70 "2004-09-03T14:16:34Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Does this mean you’re gonna spend this weekend watching prison porn? > 😃 Yeah baby! That means I get out the latex mini dress, and drag the “toy box” out. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/71 "2004-09-03T14:18:44Z")
> [@Tiggrkitty](#): > > Yeah baby! That means I get out the latex mini dress, and drag the “toy box” out. Well, Oh My! What hath _Cum Bucket_ and _Ass Mangler_ wrought! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![eno801](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@eno801](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eno801)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/72 "2004-09-03T14:21:32Z")
my real name got THE UNDERTAKER ---
**Author:** ![bdandhr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9d8465/32.png) [@bdandhr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdandhr)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/73 "2004-09-03T14:27:56Z")
WEED WHACKER!!! whacka, whacka, whacka, whacka… I like that better than my second try (Skank Cunt) although it probably “fits” my anatomy better! ---
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/74 "2004-09-03T14:31:07Z")
Hmmph. My name gave me “The Self-toucher.” Oh, but my full name gave me “The Woodmeister.” Oh, frabjous day… But wait! Name Tag produced “Hung Muther.” Not bad, if you can get past the spelling. ---
**Author:** ![ponderer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/2bfe46/32.png) [@ponderer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ponderer)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/75 "2004-09-03T14:41:54Z")
I am “The Bastard” I feel cheated, that’s not very witty… ---
**Author:** ![Excalibre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Excalibre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Excalibre)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/76 "2004-09-03T15:15:57Z")
Real name yields the oddly appropriate “Cock Gobbler”. But “Excalibre” yielded “Ugly Skank Bitch Twat”. I mean, damn, talk about a blow to the ol’ self-esteem! ---
**Author:** ![TwoTrouts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9adbd/32.png) [@TwoTrouts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwoTrouts)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/77 "2004-09-03T15:27:53Z")
So, my real name gets: _Beecher_ What the hell is a “Beecher”? Any ideas? Screen Name: \*The Undertaker \* (cue ominous music) ---
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/78 "2004-09-03T15:28:21Z")
> [@Excalibre](#): > > Real name yields the oddly appropriate “Cock Gobbler”. > > But “Excalibre” yielded “Ugly Skank Bitch Twat”. I mean, damn, talk about a blow to the ol’ self-esteem! Would Fuzzy Nuts, help your self-esteem? ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/79 "2004-09-03T15:54:49Z")
“The Altar Boy.” ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/80 "2004-09-03T16:24:30Z")
Beecher is a character from **Oz**. My real name got me the gender-inappropriate He-Whore. Like He-Man, only more slippery, and possibly more… gaping. My screen name: Turd Tapper. Decisions, decisions. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935.md?page=5)