# What is your prison bitch name? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 3, 2004, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935 "2004-09-03T08:10:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/81 "2004-09-03T20:17:42Z")
Real name: **The Undertaker** harmless: **The Bastard** :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/82 "2004-09-03T20:24:17Z")
My real name yeilds **boy pussy** and my screen name + last name = **ass excutioner** ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/83 "2004-09-03T20:36:47Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > So, _Cum Bucket_ is _Ass Mangler’s_ aggressive bottom bitch? WOOF! > 😃 _SNARL_ Someone get this man a gallon of Gatorade. He’s gonna **need** it. :EVIL GRIN: ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/84 "2004-09-03T20:40:38Z")
The WoodMeister. Yeeaa-aaah. ---
**Author:** ![Hugh\_Jass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4da419/32.png) [@Hugh\_Jass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hugh_Jass)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/85 "2004-09-03T21:17:58Z")
Real name: Count Suckula Hugh Jass: Ox ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/86 "2004-09-03T22:28:07Z")
Hal Briston = Salad Tosser Real Name = The Perv Hmmm…“The Perv”…hey **harmless**! Looks like you were right! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/87 "2004-09-03T23:07:58Z")
> [@matt\_mcl](#): > > “The Altar Boy.” And from nowhere REM’s _Losing My Religion_ blares and fills the room. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![NajaSong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9d8465/32.png) [@NajaSong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NajaSong)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/88 "2004-09-03T23:33:00Z")
Kneel before The Harpoon, beeyotches. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/89 "2004-09-03T23:58:22Z")
Yeticus Rex = The Necrophiliac Real Name = Cum Stain (Closely related to Mitch Cumstein from Caddy Shack) ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/90 "2004-09-04T00:04:01Z")
Real name: Fat Boy SDMB name (glee glee): Mouth Mangler Perhaps we could share a cell… ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/91 "2004-09-04T00:04:05Z")
> [@Harleen Quinzel](#): > > Kneel before The Harpoon, beeyotches. Luckily, Mistah J. is a bottom, Harley. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/92 "2004-09-04T00:05:45Z")
> [@glee](#): > > Real name: Fat Boy > > SDMB name (glee glee): Mouth Mangler > > Perhaps we could share a cell… The mouth mangler? It has metal attachments? Why not the tonsil tapper? The uvula usurper? ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/93 "2004-09-04T00:15:23Z")
> [@Elenia28](#): > > Real Name: Dildo Head > Screen Name: Tubby Bitch > > Both of which sound like something a second grader would call you. > > I guess I’m the one in prison whom \*nobody \* likes. Hi there. The name’s Glory Hole (real name) or Sweet Cheeks (doper name), whichever you prefer. Can I be your bitch? I’m very good, um, bad, well, you know what I mean. ---
**Author:** ![J.Me](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f04885/32.png) [@J.Me](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/J.Me)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/94 "2004-09-04T00:30:38Z")
Why do I have to be “Ass Cunt”?! ---
**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/95 "2004-09-04T00:45:40Z")
Real Name: Shower Stalker drm: Golden Shower Whore ---
**Author:** ![oeNaRo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/49beb7/32.png) [@oeNaRo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oeNaRo)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/96 "2004-09-04T01:28:13Z")
I once heard that during a conjugal visit to an all mens prison Oral Roberts (real name Norman) got nick-named Oral. Has anyone else heard this? 😕 . ---
**Author:** ![Priam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/77aa72/32.png) [@Priam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Priam)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/97 "2004-09-04T02:03:46Z")
Ahh the accuracies are astounding. My real name yielded the endearing “Cock gobbler”. Of course then I became “Skank Cunt” when using my board name. So really I’m up for anything. ---
**Author:** ![rolandgunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@rolandgunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rolandgunslinger)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/98 "2004-09-04T03:11:11Z")
Looks like I’m a BALL SUCKER… :smack: ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/99 "2004-09-04T03:33:38Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Entering swampbear gave me: **boy pussy** > > \ _titter_ Real name: Snaggle tooth Chaotic donkey: Nipple Nibbler. Mine are so boring. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/100 "2004-09-04T03:53:43Z")
> [@chaoticdonkey](#): > > _titter_ > > Real name: Snaggle tooth > Chaotic donkey: Nipple Nibbler. > > Mine are so boring. Now we know some prison bitch names when Muppets get busted. 😉😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935.md?page=6)