# What is your prison bitch name? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 3, 2004, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935 "2004-09-03T08:10:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Maxxxie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@Maxxxie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maxxxie)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/101 "2004-09-04T06:11:52Z")
Real name: Nipple Nibbler (how did they KNOW?!) Maxxxie: Fuzzy Nuts :eek: Max šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/102 "2004-09-04T08:23:43Z")
Real Name = The Crack Killer First name - Master & last name - Control = ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/103 "2004-09-04T08:25:47Z")
Real Name = The Crack Killer First name - Master & last name - Control = Shit Eater ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/104 "2004-09-04T08:27:49Z")
> [@Master Control](#): > > Real Name = The Crack Killer > First name - Master & last name - Control = Shit Eater Wow. I guess itā€™s about what part of Oregon youā€™re in. So, shit eating and Oregon? Medford? Bend? Pendleton? :D&R: šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/105 "2004-09-04T14:14:07Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > Wow. I guess itā€™s about what part of Oregon youā€™re in. > > So, shit eating and Oregon? Medford? Bend? Pendleton? > > :D&R: > > šŸ˜ƒ Dallas Oregon actually. Although I have no problem going to where you live to eat your shit, but then afterwards of course, Iā€™d have to kill you with my butt crack. ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/106 "2004-09-04T14:25:39Z")
Should I be concerned that my real name seems to be the only ā€œone nutā€ so far?. I have no nuts so itā€™s ok but the implications that Iā€™m just half The Fist are troubling. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/107 "2004-09-04T14:34:15Z")
> [@calm kiwi](#): > > Should I be concerned that my real name seems to be the only ā€œone nutā€ so far?. I have no nuts so itā€™s ok but the implications that Iā€™m just half The Fist are troubling. Donā€™t feel bad. To all of us on the board, youā€™re a full fist. Nothing half about you. Wait, does that make any sence šŸ˜• ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/108 "2004-09-04T14:50:22Z")
Does that mean I hurt you? I promise to use more lube next time. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/109 "2004-09-04T17:32:33Z")
> [@Master Control](#): > > Dallas Oregon actually. Although I have no problem going to where you live to eat your shit, but then afterwards of course, Iā€™d have to kill you with my butt crack. Better men than you have tried. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/110 "2004-09-04T17:48:25Z")
> [@calm kiwi](#): > > Does that mean I hurt you? I promise to use more lube next time. šŸ˜ƒ Damn thatā€™s funny. Wish I had a witty reply for that. ---
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2004, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/111 "2004-09-05T01:02:22Z")
Real Name: Ass Muncher. Username: Cum Guzzler. ---
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2004, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/112 "2004-09-05T01:07:05Z")
> [@calm kiwi](#): > > Should I be concerned that my real name seems to be the only ā€œone nutā€ so far?. I have no nuts so itā€™s ok but the implications that Iā€™m just half The Fist are troubling. Better one nut than Fuzzy ones :rolleyes: Somehow Fuzzy Nuts does not instill fear. I feel more of a target. I think I will go sit outside before I become someoneā€™s ho. ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2004, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/113 "2004-09-05T02:20:04Z")
Iā€™m **Lyndie Englandā€™s Boy Toy** :eek: Oh maybe I am posting to the wrong thread. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2004, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/114 "2004-09-05T07:03:19Z")
> [@calm kiwi](#): > > Does that mean I hurt you? I promise to use more lube next time. No wonder no one can think of you as The Fist. Youā€™re being too nice about it. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2004, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/115 "2004-09-05T11:59:05Z")
Salad tosser. I have no idea what that means. ---
**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2004, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/116 "2004-09-05T14:54:44Z")
My real name gives **Double fisted** my screen name **Horse Hung Harry** Put them together and it sounds like a character in an old John Wayne movie, dontcha think? Seems Iā€™ll have to get a sex change though, before going to prison :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2004, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/117 "2004-09-05T19:44:36Z")
I amā€¦ **Salad Tosser** ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2004, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/118 "2004-09-05T19:49:57Z")
> [@AngelicGemma](#): > > I amā€¦ **Salad Tosser** _Send me an angelā€¦ send me an angelā€¦ **right now**._ ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2004, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/119 "2004-09-05T19:51:51Z")
> [@spooje](#): > > Salad tosser. > > I have no idea what that means. Itā€™s also known as rimming. ---
**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2004, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935/120 "2004-09-05T20:30:16Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > Itā€™s also known as rimming. I havenā€™t a clue what that is either. As for salad tosser, does she work in the prison kitchen? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-prison-bitch-name/262935.md?page=7)