# What is your Starwars Name?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-starwars-name/295701>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 22, 2005, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-starwars-name/295701 "2005-03-22T12:39:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-starwars-name/295701/61 "2005-03-23T03:24:37Z")

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> [@Alias](#):
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> Mine doesn’t work!!!
> 
> My Star Wars first name is Estcl, how the hell do you say that?
> 
> Anyway, my name is
> 
> Estcl Tedet

Well, however you pronounce that, you can just be called [insert rank here] Tedet if you agree to join my army or starfleet.

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**Author:** ![laurelann](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5daacb/32.png) [@laurelann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/laurelann)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-starwars-name/295701/62 "2005-03-23T03:28:01Z")

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I would be Lauke McFit, **gfloyd** is Sarfi Wawal, our other roommate is Carge Chwor, and my SO is Rusli Ansal.

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-starwars-name/295701/63 "2005-03-23T03:30:34Z")

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Jusri Grdur under the first system–not a bad last name, but that first…

Risju under the second. I don’t like that either.

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**Author:** ![Nunavut\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e95f7d/32.png) [@Nunavut\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nunavut_Boy)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-starwars-name/295701/64 "2005-03-23T03:40:48Z")

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Behold \*\*Chaze Pelet[b/]. I am one bad mofo. Actually, it kinda sounds like a Star Wars porn star name.

Other system: \*\*ZENCH[b/]. Reminds me of that scene in **Orgazmo** with that Sancho guy.

“But…I am ZENCH! Are they ZENCH? No. Only I am ZENCH!”

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**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-starwars-name/295701/65 "2005-03-23T04:08:40Z")

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My SW name would be **Eliou KiSea** under this method. I kinda like it. Where do I report to pick up my X-wing fighter?

Under the alternate method given, I am Outel, and that’s right out.

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**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-starwars-name/295701/66 "2005-03-23T04:10:39Z")

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I’m Davso Kocha. Screw the light saber crap and give me a blaster. And unlike Han Solo I will fire first.

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**Author:** ![TitoBenito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2acd7d/32.png) [@TitoBenito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TitoBenito)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-starwars-name/295701/67 "2005-03-23T04:32:41Z")

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Timdo Shlos

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**Author:** ![WeRSauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f19dbf/32.png) [@WeRSauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WeRSauron)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-starwars-name/295701/68 "2005-03-23T04:43:04Z")

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Omani Iqdow.

WRS

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-starwars-name/295701/69 "2005-03-23T05:06:09Z")

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Deneu Litop

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**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-starwars-name/295701/70 "2005-03-23T06:03:41Z")

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Ricew Dolos  
WTF? how do you pronouce Ricew? 😕

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-starwars-name/295701/71 "2005-03-23T09:24:18Z")

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Jearo Besto

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**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-starwars-name/295701/72 "2005-03-23T09:36:25Z")

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Annke Idnew

Gee, I kinda like Annke. Hmm, I guess I lucked out! 😉

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**Author:** ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-starwars-name/295701/73 "2005-03-23T09:36:36Z")

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**Robme Hafre**. I’m not even sure how to pronounce that.

Under the other system, it’s **Metro**. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-starwars-name/295701/74 "2005-03-23T09:41:28Z")

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Jonpi Rolex

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**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-starwars-name/295701/75 "2005-03-23T10:56:20Z")

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Andsi Vacan

I bet I’d be cleaning the laser on the Death Star just when they test fired it.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-starwars-name/295701/76 "2005-03-23T13:59:31Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> Micwe Krsan
> 
> Looks like the cat walked across the keyboard.

Add a vowel or two to help.

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**Author:** ![DirkGntly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DirkGntly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DirkGntly)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-starwars-name/295701/77 "2005-03-23T15:06:34Z")

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Benon Alhou

Not too bad…

My son:  
Wilon Miker

Daughter #1:  
Katon Miker

Daughter#2:  
Amaon Miker

Wife:  
Denon Hothr

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**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-starwars-name/295701/78 "2005-03-23T15:48:18Z")

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Wenak Cabro  
Nice!

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**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-starwars-name/295701/79 "2005-03-23T20:15:49Z")

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Now: Terbo Deher  
Soon: Terfa Deher

I dunno. Terbo sounds like I go real fast and Terfa sounds like a fart. This game is broken.

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**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-starwars-name/295701/80 "2005-03-24T02:36:56Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> What do I do if my first name is only 2 letters long?

Substitute an apostrophe.

-Barpi Stche

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