# What is your Starwars Name? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 22, 2005, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-starwars-name/295701 "2005-03-22T12:39:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-starwars-name/295701/81 "2005-03-24T03:11:38Z")
Mine is Eliso Ch’Lan. Although I still need to change my last name (yeah yeah Mom, I am a slacker, been married 4 months and haven’t changed it yet), it will be Elipa Ch’Lan. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-starwars-name/295701/82 "2005-03-24T16:20:23Z")
Neiam Beyeo. Hmmm… works better if I go with Neima Be’yeo, methinks. _makes voomy lightsabre noises_ ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-starwars-name/295701/83 "2005-03-24T16:56:44Z")
Alepa Wiakr –Cliffy ---
**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-starwars-name/295701/84 "2005-03-24T22:55:21Z")
Leaza Keind. First name’s not too bad. Last name sucks! My husband would be Phiza Neind. ---
**Author:** ![chattywine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5daacb/32.png) [@chattywine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chattywine)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-starwars-name/295701/85 "2005-03-25T00:16:43Z")
Wenwo Woeve Sounds like I’m all furry. ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-starwars-name/295701/86 "2005-03-25T02:01:10Z")
Awwww… what a cute wittle Wenwo Woeve! ---
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-starwars-name/295701/87 "2005-03-25T02:12:20Z")
Davne Dwwal or Newda Dwwal (I think I’m some sort of lizard) ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-starwars-name/295701/88 "2005-03-25T03:48:29Z")
I’m Tamsc Sidet; reminds me of the backwards talking scene in Top Secret… Anyway, I’m just in it for the gold bikinis; when will I get mine? ---
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-starwars-name/295701/89 "2005-03-25T04:02:10Z")
Hey I am Doujo Vopla! I sell power converters at Tashi Station! ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-starwars-name/295701/90 "2005-03-25T05:14:39Z")
Julca Jozan My first name sounds like a Hutt name. Julca the Hutt. _sob_ I’m a Hutt! My husband is Steca Yobow. Julca the Hutt: Ha ha ha ha! Steca Yobow: Eep! ---
**Author:** ![DataZak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ea666f/32.png) [@DataZak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DataZak)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-starwars-name/295701/91 "2005-03-25T06:30:16Z")
**Khaza Zakot**. My friends down at the Cantina call me “Zaza”. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-starwars-name/295701/92 "2005-03-25T21:04:07Z")
> [@Portia](#): > > I’m Tamsc Sidet; reminds me of the backwards talking scene in Top Secret… > Anyway, I’m just in it for the gold bikinis; when will I get mine? Bronze. They’re _bronze_ bikinis. You get them when the slave collar is rivited in place. ---
**Author:** ![Improvisor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/50afbb/32.png) [@Improvisor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improvisor)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2005, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-starwars-name/295701/93 "2005-03-26T00:20:50Z")
Well, if I follow the rules exactly my name is: Chrst Rotin. But if I through in the fourth letter of my first name (and, come on, that needs a vowel) I become… CHRIST ROTIN. Good times. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-starwars-name/295701.md?page=4)