# What is your "THE" name **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 17, 2009, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760 "2009-01-17T17:27:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/21 "2009-01-17T23:25:59Z")
Gala the Paradoxical. ---
**Author:** ![Wakinyan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wakinyan/32/352_2.png) [@Wakinyan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wakinyan)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/22 "2009-01-17T23:30:17Z")
The Thunder Being…? ---
**Author:** ![wunderkammer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed8c4c/32.png) [@wunderkammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wunderkammer)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/23 "2009-01-17T23:39:10Z")
> [@ASAKMOTSD](#): > > Sorry, Face - that title is taken. Please select another. > > Sincerely, > > THE **A** ll **S** eeing, **A** ll **K** nowing, **M** aster **O** f **T** ime, **S** pace, and **D** imension. > (You can call me ASAKMOTSD, though.) 😃 Is this a backronym, or did you just get a really good setup here? –_wunderkammer_, the Ambivalent. ---
**Author:** ![3acresandatruck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/e79b87/32.png) [@3acresandatruck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3acresandatruck)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/24 "2009-01-17T23:39:33Z")
3acres the Confused. ---
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/25 "2009-01-17T23:42:07Z")
My friends have described me as “Marli the Queen of Darkness, with cute fluffy bunnies”. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/26 "2009-01-17T23:47:13Z")
LouisB The cranky old guy. ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/27 "2009-01-17T23:53:01Z")
Kyla the Procrastinator. ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2009, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/28 "2009-01-18T00:03:29Z")
ivan the half-decent ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2009, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/29 "2009-01-18T00:08:59Z")
Rick the Well-Endowed. And I’m not talking about an inheritance. ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2009, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/30 "2009-01-18T00:21:45Z")
I think the Pathetic is quite suitable. ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2009, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/31 "2009-01-18T00:32:17Z")
> [@RickJay](#): > > Rick the Well-Endowed. > > And I’m not talking about an inheritance. Odd, that is what they call me also. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2009, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/32 "2009-01-18T00:41:14Z")
Ruby The Queen of f’ing everything ---
**Author:** ![Terrifel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c68b51/32.png) [@Terrifel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrifel)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2009, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/33 "2009-01-18T00:43:48Z")
Terry the Wonder Dog. ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2009, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/34 "2009-01-18T00:48:01Z")
“Dragwyr the magician” is what most people will call me. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2009, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/35 "2009-01-18T00:51:36Z")
Most people don’t realize that my real name is Don’t Fight. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2009, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/36 "2009-01-18T01:47:11Z")
Spoons the Kitchen Utensils! No, that’s not it… ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2009, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/37 "2009-01-18T02:26:31Z")
blonde The Golden bear ---
**Author:** ![dangermom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@dangermom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dangermom)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2009, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/38 "2009-01-18T02:31:10Z")
Dangermom the Librarian, maybe. Sort of like Conan the Librarian, only with more feminine wiles. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2009, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/39 "2009-01-18T02:35:03Z")
Derleth the Obscure or, more likely, Derleth the Ignored ---
**Author:** ![Auntbeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Auntbeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Auntbeast)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2009, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/40 "2009-01-18T02:51:35Z")
I’ve been called The Anti-Christ. With my real name though, Auntbeast The Anti-Christ is too…something. Auntbeast The Reader! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760.md?page=3)