# What is your "THE" name **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 17, 2009, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760 "2009-01-17T17:27:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2009, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/41 "2009-01-18T03:14:33Z")
Little Nemo the Big. Just to confuse my enemies. ---
**Author:** ![MadPansy64](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dc4da7/32.png) [@MadPansy64](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPansy64)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2009, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/42 "2009-01-18T03:15:59Z")
Pansy The Surly works for me. Other people shall probably insert an ellipsis – “Pansy The . . . Who?” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2009, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/43 "2009-01-18T03:18:06Z")
TroubleAgain the Answer-Lady ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2009, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/44 "2009-01-18T03:23:08Z")
Panache, the not-so-hot guy with the smokin’ hot partner. Seriously, I’ve been referred to this way, with less-flattering language. ---
**Author:** ![Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brown_eyed_girl/32/3574_2.png) [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brown_Eyed_Girl)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2009, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/45 "2009-01-18T03:35:42Z")
BEG the Curious or BEG the Procrastinator (like Kyla; I’m pretty exceptional at this) ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2009, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/46 "2009-01-18T03:44:47Z")
> [@Khadaji](#): > > Unfortunately, it is likely: the nerd. ☹ I have always wanted to be a nerd. I was never able to really grasp the math. I am Nzinga the Student. I have a poetry group. I teach lil’ inner city kids pro-black poetry. (very poor poetry that I write myself, but the magic is in their delivery). The kids all have “The” names. My daughter is Hetep the Hubble My god son is Tislam the Telescope. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2009, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/47 "2009-01-18T04:26:07Z")
I’d probably end up with eleanor the rigby. \ It should be Eleanor the Magnificent Queen of All She Surveys and Whose Beauty and Grace Know No Bounds, but you can call me Eleanor for short. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2009, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/48 "2009-01-18T04:28:05Z")
Sunspace the [del]Odd[/del] Determined ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2009, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/49 "2009-01-18T04:35:58Z")
How about Sunspace the Strikeout? Sunspace the Corrected? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2009, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/50 "2009-01-18T04:42:35Z")
Spoons the Sleeping Position! Naw, still needs more work. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2009, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/51 "2009-01-18T04:54:43Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > Sunspace the [del]Odd[/del] Determined I think I’d probably be **Attack the Odd**. Hardy fans might call me **Attack the Obscure** though. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Fab\_Dee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/22d042/32.png) [@The\_Fab\_Dee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Fab_Dee)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2009, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/52 "2009-01-18T15:56:40Z")
It has been The Fabulous Dedra for over 5 years… It started as an email address and spread like mad… Now all my friends and coworkers call me that. It is kind of nice to be called Fabulous all the time. People ask “how are you” and I say “Fabulous!” ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2009, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/53 "2009-01-18T16:12:11Z")
**olivesmarch4th** the Bleeding Heart Take it as a positive or negative; it’s indisputably me. When I’m using my real name, though, I’m Christy the Empress. The Empress is pleased with this thread. ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2009, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/54 "2009-01-18T16:17:58Z")
jali, the grouchy ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2009, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/55 "2009-01-18T18:03:50Z")
Loki, the Misanthrope. Naw, too negative. Loki, the Neurotic! It should be Loki, of the Pie Triumvirate! ---
**Author:** ![Bobotheoptimist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/919ad9/32.png) [@Bobotheoptimist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bobotheoptimist)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2009, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/56 "2009-01-18T18:43:56Z")
Add a healthy dose of sarcasm when speaking of The Optimist ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2009, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/57 "2009-01-19T01:52:59Z")
Zoe the Irreverent ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2009, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/58 "2009-01-19T02:17:29Z")
Tashii the bawdy. ---
**Author:** ![tumbleddown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9bcb4/32.png) [@tumbleddown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tumbleddown)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2009, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/59 "2009-01-19T02:37:10Z")
T.R. the Tumbled Down. ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Woodhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/838e76/32.png) [@Miss\_Woodhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Woodhouse)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2009, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/60 "2009-01-19T02:44:20Z")
Miss Woodhouse the perfect would be my preferred, but I’m secretly afraid I’m actually Miss Woodhouse the forgettable. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760.md?page=4)