# What is your "THE" name **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 17, 2009, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760 "2009-01-17T17:27:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Ichini\_Sanshigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d9b06d/32.png) [@Ichini\_Sanshigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ichini_Sanshigo)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2009, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/61 "2009-01-19T03:04:13Z")
Ichini the Asocial ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2009, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/62 "2009-01-19T03:23:19Z")
**Beware the Emocynic** (honestly, someone on another board recently called me an “emo cynic”) ---
**Author:** ![Gukumatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/74df32/32.png) [@Gukumatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gukumatz)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2009, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/63 "2009-01-19T11:52:04Z")
**Guku the Irritable** would rank high, methinks. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2009, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/64 "2009-01-19T13:57:35Z")
> [@dangermom](#): > > Dangermom the Librarian, maybe. Sort of like Conan the Librarian, only with more feminine wiles. ARe there any kind of wiles other than **Feminine**? She asks semi-seriously. Signed, Shirley The Sarcastic. ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2009, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/65 "2009-01-19T14:52:56Z")
I think that if the people who know me got to choose it would be L4L"The eternally bored" If it was my choice it would be"Lover of beer and crosswords". ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2009, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/66 "2009-01-19T15:00:25Z")
Twicks the Bemused. ---
**Author:** ![Katriona](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/katriona/32/113_2.png) [@Katriona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katriona)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2009, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/67 "2009-01-19T16:49:54Z")
the Clumsy. ---
**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2009, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/68 "2009-01-19T17:35:51Z")
It’s an ironic, oxymoron-type thing: Brujaja the Cnida (I just like that word.) ---
**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2009, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/69 "2009-01-19T17:43:37Z")
My sister-in-law once said that, of my brothers, I was ‘The Smart One’. I’m still not quite sure how to take it, as, in context, it was a little back-handed. I’m pretty sure she meant it as a compliment, though. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2009, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/70 "2009-01-19T17:44:23Z")
> [@Justin\_Bailey](#): > > At work I’m often Justin the Slacker or Justin the Computer Guy, so probably one of those. Justin the Nick of Time ? –gigi the dork ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2009, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/71 "2009-01-19T18:32:55Z")
I encourage kids to call me **the silly nurse**. ---
**Author:** ![TheDerf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@TheDerf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheDerf)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2009, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/72 "2009-01-19T23:22:12Z")
Hmmm, let me think about this. . . ---
**Author:** ![Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/half_man_half_wit/32/21766_2.png) [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2009, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/73 "2009-01-19T23:34:47Z")
Half the Man, I used to be. ---
**Author:** ![Ro\_Carter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7feea3/32.png) [@Ro\_Carter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ro_Carter)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2009, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/74 "2009-01-20T00:28:09Z")
Jess the Smartass. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2009, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/75 "2009-01-20T01:27:04Z")
Years ago when I played a PBM, I used “The Irrascible”. Don’t think that would fit anymore. I’m quite sure I’ve been called “the (expletive)” on a large number of occasions. ---
**Author:** ![GameHat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ed655f/32.png) [@GameHat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GameHat)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2009, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/76 "2009-01-20T02:12:34Z")
GameHat, the Sower of Discord. ---
**Author:** ![drastic\_quench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e36b37/32.png) [@drastic\_quench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drastic_quench)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2009, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/77 "2009-01-20T03:51:57Z")
\_\_\_\_\_ the Lush ---
**Author:** ![Critical1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Critical1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Critical1)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2009, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760/78 "2009-01-20T09:42:20Z")
The Dude Dude for short, Duderotomy if youre not into brevity, yeah totally from memory so forgive me if I am to far off…just cant believe no one claimed the dude yet. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-the-name/481760.md?page=3)